Zero Punctuation: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
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I didn't notice any of this. Might have been a difference on pc and console? After i learned how the weapons handle i had no trouble att all killing several enemies on each magazine. also i had the AK47 from the point i got it trough the rest of the game (almost). also the shotguns suck in comparison.Jai Deliete said:
I think IO should stop be wannabe storytellers though if it means we get the hitman series back.
So, I know the latest zero punctuations just came out and all (funny and agreeable as most Yahtzee's reviews are), but do you think he's gonna review Amnesia: The Dark Descent? I mean, considering he loves Silent Hill 2 so much, I think that by not reviewing it he'd be passing up a rare chance to actually fill a game with praises instead of hate. I mean, in terms of atmosphere Silent Hill 2 is, really, the only game I can think of that is capable of competing with it. Ok, maybe not the only game, but it's still a pretty awesome horror game.
And another thing which I must say: The characters are certainly not ripped off from any other game. The fact that never before have I seen characters so unlikeable pretty much proves it. I mean, I've seen uninteresting characters and crappy characters, but these are just... weird.
While agreeing with Yahtzee that the game does indeed suck (it's boring as hell at least), I cannot agree with you in the ripping off part. I could go on and analyze every single aspect of the game in order to try to prove it to you, but I think I'll just say that, in my opinion, the game does innovate... The problem is, every single "innovation" in it is the wrong one; the game just becomes so weird and unlikeable that you just can't... like it, I guess... which, I think, was the objective, but... well whatever.Motakikurushi said:
And another thing which I must say: The characters are certainly not ripped off from any other game. The fact that never before have I seen characters so unlikeable pretty much proves it. I mean, I've seen uninteresting characters and crappy characters, but these are just... weird.
Meh & carebearstare -_-
Had to make a first ever post here about this since it was truly a total waste of my time.
OI M8! Reviewing a game which is said -by all of the intartubes and interweb plp- to be total poo poo is equal to saying that cpt. obvious is obvious.
The review seemed good though. Except for that the game is not relevant to my interests to say the least, thus is the review. Stating that a shitty game is shit while it is known to be shitty is no problem in itself. However all the puns and good illustrations you make does not make up for going into detail(!) about shit I do not and will not care about.
This happened before but still it was enjoyable to watch. Almost all of your other reviews I liked and some I regarded as epic, this one not, therefore my post. Hope it helps
Thanks for all the other reviews and all the best in future endeavours.
Had to make a first ever post here about this since it was truly a total waste of my time.
OI M8! Reviewing a game which is said -by all of the intartubes and interweb plp- to be total poo poo is equal to saying that cpt. obvious is obvious.
The review seemed good though. Except for that the game is not relevant to my interests to say the least, thus is the review. Stating that a shitty game is shit while it is known to be shitty is no problem in itself. However all the puns and good illustrations you make does not make up for going into detail(!) about shit I do not and will not care about.
This happened before but still it was enjoyable to watch. Almost all of your other reviews I liked and some I regarded as epic, this one not, therefore my post. Hope it helps
Thanks for all the other reviews and all the best in future endeavours.
Yeah is anyone else having problems watching this video? I keep getting an error saying Stream not found. It won't let me copy and paste is so I won't post it all but I believe most if it is just the video source. I've tried it on 3 different browsers (Safari, Firefox and Chrome) and it isn't letting me get my weekly fix. If I don't get some ZP soon I may begin withdrawal and will not be responsible for my own actions.
*Sucks thumb and sits rocking in corner*
*Sucks thumb and sits rocking in corner*
Probably not. Didn't he say that Too Human was broken almost to the point of unplayability?marioandsonic said:
OT: Excellent review. The man with the sweet hat scores again.
You know. Nothing ever is good that's produced by Squarenix or any of its associates. It would be best to never look again at one of their products. Their fans will die off soon enough from social stigma.
In other news. I saw the initial posts, and was too curious not too comment. Why were they put on probation for complimenting the video? Did some one report them because they didn't get to post first?
"Sucks so many dicks it now breathes spunk instead of air" is the best insult I've heard all year. I shall be ripping that one off and hard.
Which was all well and good until the checkpoint-less boss one hit killed me and I vowed never to touch it again.Onyx Oblivion said:
OT:
This was the best ZP in months.
Yahtzee is like Bill Hicks, funnier when he's angry.
There's a checkpoint at the start. Just not after it transforms. The turrets on the ledge DECIMATE his health in less than 10 seconds.MiracleOfSound said:
