Zero Punctuation: Mirror's Edge

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I really enjoyed that. Much more than the last 5 or so reviews.

I'm not going to judge the game by this, but it was definitely funny. People need to realize that you can still enjoy his reviews even if he is not accurately depicting the whole picture. Sort of like the Sunglasses At Night walkthrough for Deus Ex.
 

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DuncanRR said:
Looks like I'll be waiting for this to come down to budget price. The 2D flash version's pretty fun, though.
There's a flash version? Where?
 

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one heck of a post Newclassic. My Xbox 360 broke down after 2 years of faithfull service to me, so now I can´t play Mirrors Edge and have to wait to January to buy it :( but hey patience is a virtue aye :D
 

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NewClassic said:
Dhael said:
DuncanRR said:
Looks like I'll be waiting for this to come down to budget price. The 2D flash version's pretty fun, though.
There's a flash version? Where?
Here [http://www.bornegames.com/mirrors-edge-beta/].
If the game is anywhere near as fun as that flash game it will be money well spent. The flash is awesome.
 

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Viggo said:
I was hoping this game would turn out sorta like Portal but it just added another line to my "do not buy this game" list...

So... I suggest Gears of War 2 next time.
Blazsy said:
This was very good on the demo, never seen anything like this before, but after playing it for the second time i got bored immedeatly. And the game was very bright indeed.

I very much hope it's Left 4 dead next week.


Don't Ask him to review good games (well maybe GoW2 because he hates that game and i bet it will be hillarious) I think you should just let yahzee yell at the arses and twats that make crappy games and say what everyone was thinking when they played the game.
 

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Clearly, yahtzee has it in for this game. I liked it, although the constant dying got annoying, I like that whole idea that grimy grey was a GOOD thing, and it was refreshing to see a future that would seem perfect in every way until you notice the elephant in the room. I liked mirrors edge, and yahtzee needs to lighten up a bit when it comes to game that is SUPPOSED to be confusing because it's never been done before!

BITE ME YOU SPERICAL, NO-NECKED, PASTY MISANTHROPE!
 

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icnfde said:
Yegargeburble said:
This adds another game to my "Games I should not play" list
Yeah, I mean why make valid judgments on games for yourself when you can just become a lemming and follow the Yahtzee-game-hating-bandwagon without actually playing the game?
Not so much game hating as "I have a very, very small amount of money and do not want to buy something as short as Mirror's Edge."
 

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NewClassic said:
Neither "condescending" nor "smart ass" are properties one would normally like attributed to their names, factual or not. Why bother being so contrary just to be contrary. Ask them to correct their facts, not call them idiots for getting them wrong. If they don't change them despite future knowledge, then they are fools. Not before. Everyone is wrong sometimes.

As a matter a fact, a brief glance over of the Wiki page [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Illusions_CE#EA.27s_acquisition] seemed to say that EA Acquired DICE, changing them to the "EA DICE" we have today, but mentions nothing of EA's role in production.

The safe assumption is that it was simply a named sub-company, but still maintained their previous development practices, which is to say DICE would have created Mirror's Edge the same way then as they have now.
I don't call them idiots because they are wrong. There is nothing wrong with being wrong once in a while and I don't expect people to check the facts before posting something out of the back of their heads. I can even stand dickheads when they can afford it (my favorite show is House and Yahtzee falls under this category too somehow). However, when someone thinks he can glorify his lack of factual knowledge by being a dick, there is neither room nor patience left in me to be nice. In fact, it would be a waste of time as any further dialog would leave me frightened of stupidity poisoning.

As for the EA thing: EA DICE is a 100% subsidiary. It really doesn't matter if they still produce the game how they used to in the 90's or joined the galley slave model of EA SPORTS, it is still an EA game, financed by EA resources, dictated by EA suits and developed by EA developers. All of EA's games are produced by subsidiaries and very few (only the sport games afaik) are produced by the original EA "life stock"

So yes, EA DICE is the developer and it is a DICE game. But since DICE is a full part of EA (not just a developer-publisher relationship or minority stockholder one) it IS also and foremost an EA game.
 

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Gormers1 said:
Angrywyvern said:
Hamster at Dawn said:
I'd been wondering if this game was any good. I now know I haven't been missing much. Not surprising coming from EA.
Anyone else notice the typo at the end, 'Pubic Enemy Number One'?
I think he meant that as a joke, you know? Your crotch?

I too was wondering whether this game would meet my standards, so now I know, it doesn't. I think that Yahtzee's negativity can actually be believed here though, because he seemed to hate it more than most other games.

Good Job.
Tell me about your standards. Can you categorize your games to how much they fulfill your standards?
My apologies for getting involved in this ahead of time. I'm not the type of person whom likes to argue about "standards" for what makes a good game or a bad game but in a way I admit I can be like Croshaw with my unusually high standards as far as gaming.

I'll randomly pick 5 games I thought were great and then do 5 that I thought stunk to balance it out so we can see that not everyone has the same standards here.

Good Games
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1. Peggle - Yes I know its a Pop Cap game and there for extremely simplistic, but it has a level of immersion that is like some anime-style "MUMORPGUERS" that I played(Fiesta comes to mind) and its cute characters and maddening levels(not to mention the urge to try and get 100 percent on a level) makes that game a staple for me.

2. Bioshock - OK I youtubed the endings, but I got choked up from watching to good ending and now am doing all I can to rescue all the "Little Sisters(not to mention find all the audio diaries and research all the splicers) because I want to experience all the the game and that I can + plus I once started playing the game at Midnight and lost track of time till I looked at my bedroom clock to realize it was 2:30 in the morning

3. Dragon Quest(Any of them) - Is it a JRPG? Yes ,but honestly its a game that has been a part of my childhood since I watched my dad play the games. I got hooked on the games and started trying to complete all the ones I own and have now completed the first game and the fourth(which is in my personal "Hall of Fame") and they are games that have made me WANT to complete them. Not an easy task considering sometimes my attention span on games is crap!

4. The NHL Series - Only EA games I own in my library right now until NCAA '09! I admit that I didn't start getting interested in them again until recently but I can thank the NHL Network carrying "Hockey Night in Canada" and me getting to hear the announcer of the NHL series, Jim Hughson, on the broadcasts. There's a passion that he has for hockey that I think some NFL announcers don't, but that's another thread entirely.

5. Puzzle Quest - *Shrug* Maybe I just enjoy odd games but this is one of the oddest blends I found in gaming when I saw puzzles and RPG elements put together. They are done extremely well in my opinion and I enjoy the game immensely because it, much like Peggle, Bioshock, and the DQ series all have a level of immersion that I don't find in many games these days

Ugh...now for the "Bad" list

"Bad games"
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1. HALO - This game falls into a problem in that as FPS' go it has to meet my unusually high standards and all I had to do was go through the first level and shut the game off before I said "No". Forgive me but I think the whole "person in armoured suit fighting alien life forms" have been done before...yeah it did and it was called "Metroid" and even that series jumped the shark after "Super Metroid". At least in that game if you beat it in under 3 hours(Good luck) you have the promise of seeing Samus without her spacesuit. What happens in HALO? As far as I know nothing because no one mentioned anything to me about the ending.

2. Resident Evil: Survivor - OK this one is because a friend of mine had it and beat the damn thing...in under an hour! What was CAPCOM trying to accomplish with this series? "OK let's make a rail shooter that is so stupid your mum could beat it with her eyes closed and still cooking dinner?" G-AWD that was bad!!!

3. Escape from Cyber City - OK this was an odd one because it was an Anime FPS game that appeared on the Phillips CD-I(Anyone else remember that) and its difficulty stunk something bad because while "Survivor" was piss easy this was "throw controller against the wall" hard! I never got far enough in the game to see the ending and if anyone ever completed the game God Bless

4. Madden - Honestly 3 years ago this game would have been in the "Good" category, but the problem is in my personal opinion the series needs to die and die soon. The good thing for someone like Yahtzee is he lives in Australia so he doesn't have to worry about getting beat to death with the game but we do!(P. S. Anyone know if there's a region free cricket game I can import?)

5. Wall Street Kid - An old NES game that was about stocks...'Nuff said
 

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I never really liked the trailor and did not buy it as it looked easy. Each to there own oppinion though if you have the game and like then thats you but that is not me.
 

KBKarma

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Good review. Glad you managed to point out the more obvious good points.

I'm rather surprised no-one's mentioned this, but Leigh Alexander this [http://sexyvideogameland.blogspot.com/2008/11/this-headline-will-not-pun-on-faith.html] Guardian article).

I myself will not play the game until it comes out on PC (if my rig can handle it...), but I will not dismiss it out of hand.
 

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Amisbro said:
I'll randomly pick 5 games I thought were great and then do 5 that I thought stunk to balance it out so we can see that not everyone has the same standards here.

Good Games
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1. Peggle - Yes I know its a Pop Cap game and there for extremely simplistic, but it has a level of immersion that is like some anime-style "MUMORPGUERS" that I played(Fiesta comes to mind) and its cute characters and maddening levels(not to mention the urge to try and get 100 percent on a level) makes that game a staple for me.

2. Bioshock - OK I youtubed the endings, but I got choked up from watching to good ending and now am doing all I can to rescue all the "Little Sisters(not to mention find all the audio diaries and research all the splicers) because I want to experience all the the game and that I can + plus I once started playing the game at Midnight and lost track of time till I looked at my bedroom clock to realize it was 2:30 in the morning

3. Dragon Quest(Any of them) - Is it a JRPG? Yes ,but honestly its a game that has been a part of my childhood since I watched my dad play the games. I got hooked on the games and started trying to complete all the ones I own and have now completed the first game and the fourth(which is in my personal "Hall of Fame") and they are games that have made me WANT to complete them. Not an easy task considering sometimes my attention span on games is crap!

4. The NHL Series - Only EA games I own in my library right now until NCAA '09! I admit that I didn't start getting interested in them again until recently but I can thank the NHL Network carrying "Hockey Night in Canada" and me getting to hear the announcer of the NHL series, Jim Hughson, on the broadcasts. There's a passion that he has for hockey that I think some NFL announcers don't, but that's another thread entirely.

5. Puzzle Quest - *Shrug* Maybe I just enjoy odd games but this is one of the oddest blends I found in gaming when I saw puzzles and RPG elements put together. They are done extremely well in my opinion and I enjoy the game immensely because it, much like Peggle, Bioshock, and the DQ series all have a level of immersion that I don't find in many games these days

"Bad games"
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1. HALO - This game falls into a problem in that as FPS' go it has to meet my unusually high standards and all I had to do was go through the first level and shut the game off before I said "No". Forgive me but I think the whole "person in armoured suit fighting alien life forms" have been done before...yeah it did and it was called "Metroid" and even that series jumped the shark after "Super Metroid". At least in that game if you beat it in under 3 hours(Good luck) you have the promise of seeing Samus without her spacesuit. What happens in HALO? As far as I know nothing because no one mentioned anything to me about the ending.

2. Resident Evil: Survivor - OK this one is because a friend of mine had it and beat the damn thing...in under an hour! What was CAPCOM trying to accomplish with this series? "OK let's make a rail shooter that is so stupid your mum could beat it with her eyes closed and still cooking dinner?" G-AWD that was bad!!!

3. Escape from Cyber City - OK this was an odd one because it was an Anime FPS game that appeared on the Phillips CD-I(Anyone else remember that) and its difficulty stunk something bad because while "Survivor" was piss easy this was "throw controller against the wall" hard! I never got far enough in the game to see the ending and if anyone ever completed the game God Bless

4. Madden - Honestly 3 years ago this game would have been in the "Good" category, but the problem is in my personal opinion the series needs to die and die soon. The good thing for someone like Yahtzee is he lives in Australia so he doesn't have to worry about getting beat to death with the game but we do!(P. S. Anyone know if there's a region free cricket game I can import?)

5. Wall Street Kid - An old NES game that was about stocks...'Nuff said
The Good:

1. Peggle - Agreed: I'm all about immersion in a game, and if peggle gives you that wondrous feeling, then more power to you, by and at large. That would make it a good game.

2. Bioshock - Disagree: But for reasoning alone. While you mention immersion and story-telling here, I'm going to have to say you're playing for the wrong reasons. The adage "Life isn't about the commencement, nor the destination, but rather the journey." If a game is fun, even if the story is monstrous, then good freakin' job. Especially with gameplay-centric games like FPS titles or sports games. Don't love a game just for the narrative, because the narrative alone can't make a game good.

3. Dragon Quest - Disagree: Nostalgia is a bad reason to like a game. If you can go back and play the game and still love it, like I do with Earthbound, then more power to you. But remembering times of yore as modern marvels isn't a reason to peg a game as good. You don't mention gameplay, all you mention is memories. That alone will not make a game good, especially not by my standards.

4. NHL Series - ???: Never played, don't intend to. Unsure of how to respond to "fan of the game because of the concept" that I get from your post, though.

5. Puzzle Quest - Agree: While immersion is important, it can't make a game. You mention the game itself (I'm assuming gameplay here) is enjoyable, so that makes it work for me.

The Bad:

1. Halo - Disagree: A game isn't it's story. If you wanted to review the HALO novels, then we could talk a different story. But HALO is a formulaic FPS that picked a good formula. It's the Quadratic Equation of FPS games, and it did it well. Despite that "space armor fighting space aliens" is a trope older than me, it's still a fun game. The story is interesting, if you look at events rather than facades, and it's still a fun game. The story simply cannot be all there is to a game, unless it's very specifically geared toward the narrative. (Which only really applies to point-and-clicks and visual novels.)

2. RE: Survivor - Disagree: Aside from occasional issues, games like Earthbound and Final Fantasy IX are easy. They're still fun, though. Just 'cause it's easy doesn't mean it's boring.

3. Escape from Cyber City - Disagree: While games like "I Want To Be The Guy" make their only gameplay features the "trial-and-error" difficulty, a game that is hard shouldn't be the only factor that makes it "not fun." I personally loved the game Insect Princess [http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=zthnUuzUHxU], despite the fact that the game is genuinely controller-snappingly hard.

4. Madden - Disagree: While the formulaic nature of the games is annoying as hell, that shouldn't make the games themselves bad. (By your assumption) Assuming you randomly pick up a game like Madden '02, it'll be fun. If you pick up just Madden '05, it'll be fun. Once again for '08. I don't see why the fact that they're same-y should make the games less fun as individuals. If the sequal-tastic nature of the games bothers you, don't buy the sequels, stick to the one you liked, even if it's over 3 years old.

5. Wall Street Kid - Disagree: Not enough said.
 

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I liked the demo.

Of course now I can't trust Yahtzee's reviews any more and now must only watch for comedic reasons.
 
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Enjoyed the review. I enjoyed mirror's edge too. at least the first half.. what the hell was with all the forced combat at the end? made me very sad.
 

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As great as the review was, I still love Mirrors Edge for being something other than a Halo or GTA clone
 

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You can't see your feet in TF2 does this make the scout impossible? Wait no you're a moron. Also it was explained somewhere (since uh I heard it) that you're delivering messages.
 

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As for good games with increasingly large numbered titles, look at Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix. One of the best fighting games ever. Sure its both a fighting game, and mostly a fan game, but its better because of it.