Zero Punctuation: Mortal Kombat

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Jyggalag

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I completely agree that the fighters should be limping or at least act staggered if their skull has been crushed into a thousand pieces. I actually prefer the 2D fighting compared to annoying strafing and the gore is a great stress reliever.
 

pieguy259

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Well, Marty has a car, so he could run Sam down. But on the other hand, Sam has Al, and Al can be anywhere, and he could see that Marty was coming to run Sam down, so he could warn him.

Sam is an expert fighter, too, as he's demonstrated. So I think Sam Beckett would beat Marty McFly.
 

Drunkbot

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I really had no idea this was a thing. I was with Yahtzee all the way through the beginning, astounded anyone cared about the original Mortal Kombat. I knew about the DC crossover, because hey that is Batman, but you take that away and the game never registers on me.

Maybe they should take the Mortal Kombat title in a different direction.
 

MAUSZX

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I think it's the best fighting game of this new gen.
But I am not a fan of fighting games so I really not going to buy it anyway
 

faeshadow

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danpascooch said:
Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Henkie36 said:
Another great review.
Huh, I see you've perfected the time machine. I mean, that's the only way you could possibly watch a roughly 5-minute video in time to comment on it only one minute after it was posted...right?

OT:...What's wrong with the new Dr. Who?
Don't ask, we'll take care of it, we are Doctor Who fans, we are armed with crowbars and nachos, and we will run the rivers red with Yahtzee's blood.
I'll bring the torches and pitchforks.
 

NeutralDrow

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Loved the review. Partly because I know not to take Yahtzee's opinions on fighting games in general too seriously, and partly because he immediately predicted my "wait, that sounds like Mugen" thought.
 

DoomBlackDragon

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You know yahtzee I been watching your videos for many years now but this has to be in my top 5 worse videos ever. You did not make me chuckle once.

In stead you made me feel like I was lission to my girlfriend ***** about her pms.

Really that was a terrible video. Yes I get it you bot a illeage fighting game. We know you hate fighting game. If you did not want to review the game then just plan tell the world. I can not cause it against the law.

Do not waste my time bitching about something you do not care about.
 

Thomas Ella

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Akalabeth said:
Tea-bagging's pretty irrelevant too. It's only as relevant as the guy on the other end cares about it. Maybe what he's saying is that violence for the sake of violence is no longer relevant because there have been many games which are equally violent but with a greater amount of meat behind that. Gears of War is over the top violence but there's a whole story behind it, there's more to it than just two guys fighting.

I think his main point is that, MK was relevant back in the day because it was so violent. But since that's no longer unique, having the same game today is kinda weak.
Personally, I would never call teabagging relevant. I was simply saying that Fatalities aren't just about violence for violence's sake. It's about humiliating your opponent. And Yahtzee and a lot of people in this thread have acted like all this new Mortal Kombat brings to the table is the violence. It's absolutely not "the same game" as it was. It's a really deep fighting game with lots of interesting mechanics and plenty of room for casual and tournament play. There is a story behind Mortal Kombat, so it's not "just two guys fighting." The story in MK is as deep as Gears of Wars' story is; they're both just excuses for gameplay.

Yahtzee demonstrated a complete lack of knowledge about the game. It seemed like he played the demo a couple times, read the Wikipedia summary on the story, asked a friend about whether or not it's actually a good fighter, then wrote the review.


He's said in the past that he doesn't like fighting games. Neither do I for that matter. I don't know why they're still making Mortal Kombat anyway, they said Mortal Kombat Armageddon or whatever was going to be the last game. Now since then there have been two more! What a joke. They tried a cross-over with DC to revitalize it, and they tried to reboot the original to revitalize it, they're obviously trying to breath new life into a dying series and everything they're doing is copying Capcom's foot steps.

So yes, saying they're struggling to be relevant in today's market is very much an accurate statement.
Have you played it? It sounds like no. Because if you had, you'd know that they're definitely not following in Capcom's footsteps. [EDIT: Not saying any of that in an elitist, derogatory way; sorry about the weird snobby tone.] Capcom needs to take a hard look at this new Mortal Kombat because it really does break new ground for fighting games. The story, while not on the level of BioShock or Grand Theft Auto, is told in such a natural way that it's a wonder we've given fighting games a free pass for so long. There's just no better way to tell a fighting game's story than the format used here. Then there's just a ton of other content. I loved Street Fighter IV, and the core fighting mechanics are arguably deeper and more polished than Mortal Kombat's, but that game is a joke content and innovation-wise by comparison. And as for Armageddon being the last one, they only said that Armageddon was going to be the last one of that style before a major reboot was coming. Which was true.

I feel like the only people who could possibly be saying that Mortal Kombat is "struggling to be relevant in today's market" are the people who took a sideways glance at it, said "yep, looks like Mortal Kombat," and then never played it.
 

Chiyo-Chan

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I don't think I've ever gotten angry with a critic before, but here I go.

Yahtzee! How can you not like the new Doctor Who!?
 

DrPoopenstein

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Chiyo-Chan said:
I don't think I've ever gotten angry with a critic before, but here I go.

Yahtzee! How can you not like the new Doctor Who!?
Because he's clearly a man who enjoys things that are WELL WRITTEN. You know, like Doctor Who was decades ago before he fought burping trash cans.
 

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timm[quote= said:
I get that this game isn't high art, and someone could use it to argue that gaming as a medium is still immature, but you could say the same thing about 'Painkiller', a game that he loves. Mortal Kombat is just fun. No-one for a minute is gonna say it's art. Otherwise, great review, big fan of Yahtzee.
There is more to your argument that you missed. There are tons upon tons of examples of constructs, movies, paintings, sculptures, and books that are just plain ****, but are considered "art" by existing longer than the video game media. Games like Mortal Kombat have every reason to exist for the same reason movies like Jackass and most drug related movies exist. Are they great examples of art? Heck no, but a movie like Jackass would be considered "art" sooner than a game like Shadow of the Colossus.

So I say this, every medium under the umbrella of Art has lots and lots of blemishes, but rarely ever diminish said mediums focus as art.
 

LazyAza

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Giraffe on midget? pfft everyone knows the real good stuff is whale on amputee.

Seriously though I ordered a copy of MK over 2 weeks ago and am still waiting for it =(