Zero Punctuation: Red Faction Guerrilla
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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But I liked it more when he was blazing fast. The most fun part was that by the time the first joke started sinking in he was already on the third!A Pious Cultist said:
Wait. the original Red Faction was a fantastic game, how can he gain any respect after saying such things about it. 
Hahaha, well you finally got your review, though I don't think you would have been so quick to ask for it if you'd known Yahtzee had an ugly past with it.
The fact that your rebel allies randomly spawn when you commit minor acts of destruction is hilarious...actually reminds me of a scene from a certain HL2 parody comic [http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-06-16].
The wonky building physics isn't any surprise to me...in Gears of War, when one of the bridges gets demolished, chunks of rubble start flying and bouncing around more like styrofoam blocks than anything else, so when you make that a central theme of gameplay, no doubt you're gonna have issues.
Glad you're very self-conscious about the games you repeatedly laud with praise...
I think Yahtzee has a new Prince of Persia.
The fact that your rebel allies randomly spawn when you commit minor acts of destruction is hilarious...actually reminds me of a scene from a certain HL2 parody comic [http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-06-16].
The wonky building physics isn't any surprise to me...in Gears of War, when one of the bridges gets demolished, chunks of rubble start flying and bouncing around more like styrofoam blocks than anything else, so when you make that a central theme of gameplay, no doubt you're gonna have issues.
Glad you're very self-conscious about the games you repeatedly laud with praise...
I think Yahtzee has a new Prince of Persia.
that sounds like the revolutionary war
America- colonialist that don't like their resources being taken
Britain- stupidly oppressive forces that had there economy tipped over
America- colonialist that don't like their resources being taken
Britain- stupidly oppressive forces that had there economy tipped over
Agreed. Yahtzee needs to be faster, I cant get my healthy dose of Zero Punctuation if there are ambiguous commas laying on the floor. Kind of like when you're eating Rasin Bran and see horse flies about the room and start realising that rasins kinda look like flies in milk.
I agree with this review totally. I got bore about a third of the way into the game, and just quit. Now it collects dust and sometimes serves as a coaster.