Zero Punctuation: Resistance 3

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Serum211

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Well, it's clear now that Insomniac should have been making DNF, because they are clearly the last company able too make a classic shooter.

Really funny review, old mate.
 

Prof. Monkeypox

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Bwahahaha! I found this review to be one of the best in awhile. Especially the last bit.

It's almost enough for me to forgive the crack at my appearance during the stinger. Come on Yahztee, we can't all be Anglo-Australian Stallions.
 

coldfrog

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I gotta admit, this was one of the best written ones - After the "backhanded compliment" section, I felt like there was something else coming. I kept waiting for... something. I wasn't sure what I was waiting for, until the Ravenholme section. Then it all became clear. This is definitely my favorite review in quite a while.
 

Frank_Sinatra_

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hermes200 said:
To be fair, most of the things Yahtzee complains about Insomniac ripping out Valve are things that were in the first Resistance (health packs, weapon wheel, alien hive infecting humans, etc). Which many people complained because Resistance 2 forgot in order to be more Modern-Warfare-like.

Also, the whole anagram thing with Combines and Insomniac is a little far-fetched...
Very true, but if you look at the previous comments you can tell that most of the people don't know this and are taking YZ seriously.
And I wonder why I never ever look at the comments under his videos. There are so many sheep here that I could eat lamb chops every meal of every single day for the rest of my life.
 

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Wow, a very funny review. While Yahtzee can't find any too much wrong with the game he still make the video work by pointing out all the increasing small similarities with half life 2.

Pity he didn't make any reference to insomniac's ratchet and clank along the lines of "This seris only existed so that the programmers could get gore effects on thier CV" (note this is not a complaint on the resistance seris)
 

CopperBoom

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Well if it is going to be a "positive" review at least it is this silly.
I really got a kick out of this one and the last second "AH HA!" before the credits was really the icing on the cake... or the light smear of branston pickle on the toast.
 

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Wow... completely unexpected. May have to slide this into a spot in my gamefly queue... maybe in the spot I had Battlefield 3. I'm looking for a FPS with a 90's style of weapons and health that isn't a monster spam fest like Serious Sam or Painkiller. Not that there's anything wrong with those games of course. I mean I love eating pizza but I can't expect to enjoy the same thing day after day..
 

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The Gentleman said:
Clearly, beards are the greatest thing for a male character to have!.
No...that would be a mustache. Just look at Mike Haggar. (Mind you, I AM biased...look at my avatar.)
 

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Love insomniac, can't wait for the crazy weapons in the new ratchet and clank.
 

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hermes200 said:
To be fair, most of the things Yahtzee complains about Insomniac ripping out Valve are things that were in the first Resistance (health packs, weapon wheel, alien hive infecting humans, etc). Which many people complained because Resistance 2 forgot in order to be more Modern-Warfare-like.

Also, the whole anagram thing with Combines and Insomniac is a little far-fetched...
That was made for teh lulz.
 

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Hehe, the ending actually got a loud chuckle out of me (dont usually actually laugh out LOUD at stuff like this even though I enjoy it). I may actually have to check Resistance out if I ever get a PS3. Would probably be the only shooter I buy for the system.
Yeah, it make me "curious" (mildly) to play it even thought I absolutely hated the first and as such avoided the second.