Zero Punctuation: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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That was pretty good, I enjoyed this more than some of the other more rece
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That was the funniest one we've had in weeks. Kudos for mentioning how much real life sucks, which is why I prefer games that help me avoid it (and kudos to me for yet another poorly shoehorned-in jab at the current trend of "realistic" games that defines realism as making everything look incredibly ugly and boring).
Hmm I was hoping it'd be a bit more harsh. I was heartbroken when I played Clear Sky it basically took everything good from Shadow of Chernobyl and promised to make it better yet just before release date decided to scrap it, copy and paste parts from annoying RPG games and smear turd in one or two places overall I can't help but want to snap the CD in two if it weren't for the fact its STALKER and is still better than 90% of the FPS out there.
I find it quite hard to find a decent reviewer to find tips on how much a game chugs spunk smoothies because it seems they're so picky that there's really no chance of impressing them. A game's either too piss easy to be worth the effort of picking up the controller or it's so punishingly difficult that you have to go crying to your mummy everytime your ammo runs out and you get cordially invited to eat an npc frag grenade. If it's too difficult, play it on easy mode. You're not going to get condemned to hell for all eternity because you find one game too difficult to grind your fingernails into the left mouse button for.
i didnt get the
"and whistled for a baboon" joke
maybe im internet deprived?
or was it just something random that yahtzee said after the "error"
I'm assuming its a reference though
he always makes references
or really funny metaphors
"and whistled for a baboon" joke
maybe im internet deprived?
or was it just something random that yahtzee said after the "error"
I'm assuming its a reference though
he always makes references
or really funny metaphors
STALKER is based on an artsy Russian film about a mysterious zone that has a hidden room in it that fulfills a person's wishes. The whole thing is very philosophical and mostly involves 3 guys walking around Chernobyl's wasteland. The idea is that it's all a metaphor for Russia's collapsed attempt at being a super po-
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GONZO!!!1!! GONZO BITCHES!!!! BAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!
So essentially, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky is the same as S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl.
God, that game crashed more often than it ran. When they patched the game, it invalidated all the save files. And despite the fact that my system specs supposedly allowed me to run the game twice, plus Photoshop, the thing look forever to load and it was choppy.
God, that game crashed more often than it ran. When they patched the game, it invalidated all the save files. And despite the fact that my system specs supposedly allowed me to run the game twice, plus Photoshop, the thing look forever to load and it was choppy.
haaahaha...Yahtzee if you liked bits of this game then play the original and you may actually find a game on par with portal...if you already have and are embarrased to admit you love it then ...well i dunno how to end tht really...good for u i guess....???
"Aye!" I was surprised to see him do this game, as it's one of my love to hate favorites just like he said. it was a spot on review and even gave clear sky some slack.
the thing that pissed me off the most about this game was how inaccurate shotguns are. last time i checked you can shoot a head off a man better than a handgun further away. (being steady) You cant get through this game without a quicksave or medpack for the light of you.
the thing that pissed me off the most about this game was how inaccurate shotguns are. last time i checked you can shoot a head off a man better than a handgun further away. (being steady) You cant get through this game without a quicksave or medpack for the light of you.
