Zero Punctuation: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky

[shadow1138]

I love this one.
I really wanted to see him make a ZP about this catastrophe of a game.
It's funny how I thought they might fix the bugs for the expansion at least. Guess it just comes natural to them. They should have printed made in Chernobyl on the cover.

 

[FuckYouDad]

STALKER is based on an artsy Russian film about a mysterious zone that has a hidden room in it that fulfills a person's wishes. The whole thing is very philosophical and mostly involves 3 guys walking around Chernobyl's wasteland. The idea is that it's all a metaphor for Russia's collapsed attempt at being a super po-

GONZO!!!1!! GONZO BITCHES!!!! BAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!

And that artsy Russian movie is based on an artsy Russian book.

Personally I can't wait for "The Great G.A.T.S.B.Y." I suspect it's going to be very similar to Mafia.

 

[TRSGM]

Why does this video remind me of vista?

Because people are jumping to conclusions and bashing it without ever actually using it themselves?

 

[Tumbler360]

Amazing Review. I was wishing I could play this game but with those limited installs I wasn't interested in buying this until much later. Glad I'm not missing much.

 

[MarcusStrout]

"If problems persist, sing gentle lullabies and lovingly stroke its hair."

Ok, that is good. I figured ever since the NOOOOOO in the Spore review that he would do more and more lame jokes, and, although I am right, he seems to at least have some of the best placement for them.

 

[Dectilon]

Yeah, considering his previous works I expect Yathzee to make some reference to the movie, but alas...

Whenever I think the brilliance-well has run dry he surprises me. Fun times.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Why does this video remind me of vista?

Because people are jumping to conclusions and bashing it without ever actually using it themselves?

I TRIED to like vista, didn't happen.

 

[AceDiamond]

Really enjoyed this review since he was spending it making fun of the game, as well as continuing to add to the whole "realism isn't conducive to gaming" argument.

 

[Lily05]

Hehe. The end of this episode really cracked me up - those error messages are brilliant.

 

[one-shot-finch]

the ads are eliminated hooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[semantics]

Cool, he liked it. Yahtzee should try the original stalker with Oblivion Lost mod installed.

 

[nikomas1]

Everyone say "Aye!" for difficult games!

Aye

Aye Aye!

 

[Cerebrium]

Everyone say "Aye!" for difficult games!

Aye

Aye Aye!

Aye Aye Aye!

 

[Emperor_Z]

Everyone say "Aye!" for difficult games!

Aye

Aye Aye!

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This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down

 

[JimbobDa3rd]

STALKER is based on an artsy Russian film about a mysterious zone that has a hidden room in it that fulfills a person's wishes. The whole thing is very philosophical and mostly involves 3 guys walking around Chernobyl's wasteland. The idea is that it's all a metaphor for Russia's collapsed attempt at being a super po-

GONZO!!!1!! GONZO BITCHES!!!! BAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!

And that artsy Russian movie is based on an artsy Russian book.

Personally I can't wait for "The Great G.A.T.S.B.Y." I suspect it's going to be very similar to Mafia.

LOL the only problem with having Great G.A.T.S.B.Y. is you would only have 1 level,running over myrtle with a car, everything else would just be long boring dialouge so it would be more like Metal Gear Solid

 

[VMerken]

Hmm w31rd - Clear Sky didn't seem that hard actually, I did "" though after seeing how the new Dx10 engine completely wrecked the fps. Where my (mid-level) rig plays the original S.T.A.L.K.E.R. at 60fps with 1920 x 1200, CS barely managed to crunch out 15fps at the same resolution. While not looking that spectacularly different from the original.

For the rest, some really nice finds in this week's episode so "".

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Ahh the crashing joke works every time.

SILENT HILL NEXT WEEK! WOO!

i didnt get the
"and whistled for a baboon" joke
maybe im internet deprived?
or was it just something random that yahtzee said after the "error"
I'm assuming its a reference though
he always makes references
or really funny metaphors

*Hits you on head with newspaper*
Bad kitty.

 

[FuckYouDad]

STALKER is based on an artsy Russian film about a mysterious zone that has a hidden room in it that fulfills a person's wishes. The whole thing is very philosophical and mostly involves 3 guys walking around Chernobyl's wasteland. The idea is that it's all a metaphor for Russia's collapsed attempt at being a super po-

GONZO!!!1!! GONZO BITCHES!!!! BAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!

And that artsy Russian movie is based on an artsy Russian book.

Personally I can't wait for "The Great G.A.T.S.B.Y." I suspect it's going to be very similar to Mafia.

LOL the only problem with having Great G.A.T.S.B.Y. is you would only have 1 level,running over myrtle with a car, everything else would just be long boring dialouge so it would be more like Metal Gear Solid

If you had seen Stalker you would know that's the joke.

Edit: For an accurate portait of making Stalker a game, make a mod with no enemies, lots of radiation areas and the only action is screwthrowing. Oh, and you win by killing God.

 

[milomalo]

i wanted silent hill homecoming... but this was a fine review