Zero Punctuation: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky

[Altorin]

I laughed so hard at the ending

and then it happened again at the end of the song and I laughed again

bravo

 

[Bob_F_It]

My computer's already a piece of shit. Don't scare me like that!

 

[Auron555]

I liked that one, it was definetly the best out of the last few. Very clever, intelligent, another great ZP.

 

[Entharion]

Awesome! I ROFL'd my ass off.. and yes, the bugs are horrible, but the game is fun... when you have the 650k armor, and the most accurate gun, catching bullets for breakfast and eating medkits once or twice each gunfight. right?

 

[Ophiuchus]

So where do I send the bill for the surgical reinsertion of my lungs which I laughed out onto the desk at the end of the video?

Well played sir.

 

[TheGreatGonzo26]

i didnt get the
"and whistled for a baboon" joke
maybe im internet deprived?
or was it just something random that yahtzee said after the "error"
I'm assuming its a reference though
he always makes references
or really funny metaphors

I don't think its a reference to anything; I think its something funny he said after the error.

 

[unacomn]

That was the funnyest review i've seen in months,job well done.

 

[WrongSprite]

out of interest guys n gals, is clear sky a standalone game, or will i have to buy the original first?

good review this week by the way

 

[CoziestPigeon]

Hilarious

 

[arberp]

Brilliant, a return to witty form!!!

The anger has gone and replaced with the returning scowl of an intelligent player with dark issue they need to resolve at some point!

 

[MrBoBo]

That was a good video.
I loved Stalker: Clear Sky regardless of the bugs.
More so than 90% of the recent fps played tbh.

 

[JoeNut]

that was seriously funny.

 

[D_987]

well that was the funniest one ive seen in a while for a while yahtzee was getting stale

ONLY SIX MORE DAYS BEFORE FABLE II

9 FOR ME =(

 

[COR 2000]

Good review, and hilarious at the end with the Explorer Shutdown screen. Kudos.

 

[Hedberger]

I thought the difficulty was too easy on "master" ^^

Can't wait for more mods to increase it

You haven't played hardcore until you've tried Clear Sky Redux.

Once you dump the mentioned Half-Life mentality and

actually start to stay behind cover, stop spraying and upgrade and maintain your guns

the game becomes Awesome

 

[Squeaksx]

My friend gave me Stalker free of charge so I have to imagine that gave me a forgiving attitude toward it. I liked it though, it was hard, but it wasn't really impossible. You had to use your brain and your reflexes, it was sort of a intelligent fps of sorts. After you get the better armor though you can take quite a few shots to the torso before you chew on the gravel. I liked it, it's long yes, but the story is deep enough to keep you interested, but vague enough so you can't take a guess at it. I would recommend it simply for people who've felt patronized by embarrassingly easy game-play to the point of immediately going to hard every time they pick up a copy.

 

[Triple G]

Everyone say "Aye!" for difficult games!

Aye

Aye Aye!

Aye Aye Aye!

Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye ay-

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down

Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye

But honestly, I love S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl(even more with the AMK-Mod which makes the game more relaistic, more fun, more understanable AND a bit harder). I haven't played Clear Sky, but I think I'll like it, and the difficulty is no problem to me. I think it's quite realistic when you aren't Space Marine with psychic Power and the Enemies are just some stupid jerks with crap weapons and paper-armor. I kinda like it, when I'm not invincible when I got to the end part of the game. One time I was through 70% and was brutally mauled by 3 mutant wolves(or pseudo-dogs to call them like the game). Two of them distracted me while the third one bit my arse of, I ran into a vortex anomaly and exploded. After that, one of the mutant wolves(and that's the part I liked most) pulled away the corpse of his mutant-wolf-comrade and ate it.


EDITHedberg: Good mentality^^

 

[ssgt splatter]

how does yahtzee talk so fast? it almost seems inhuman. But anyway, funny stuff

 

[broadband]

how no one has mentioned the ``reload doctor freeman´´