Zero Punctuation: Sonic Generations

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Erttheking

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"Your opinion is just wrong"

Well, at least he came out in the open about how arrogant he can be.
 

SageRuffin

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You know, I [expletive deleted]ing love Sonic Generations. And I'll admit that this was funny in some places. But when he brought up Sonic '06 I felt like I was reading that one IGN review where it lambasted the entire game because of that stage.

So, in short, that's what the fuck your little imp gets for trying to jump Sonic like that.
 

putowtin

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Woo attack of the Bruce Forsyth!

Now if only more games realized just how powerful a boss he could be.....
 

duchaked

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finally tried out Sonic 2 last weekend...but my friend played as Sonic and I played as Tails...
that was about as much fun as being hogtied to the bag of a pickup truck driving through the Appalachians...and about the same experience gameplay-wise lol
still I've heard a lot of good things about Generations, which has been a first since I truly started gaming 5-6ish years ago
 

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ForgottenPr0digy said:
PunkRex said:
ForgottenPr0digy said:
PunkRex said:
ForgottenPr0digy said:
who wouldn't want to see rouge the bat's tits???

but still I hope the next game could give more levels from all the sonic games instead of just one.
Wait, you havn't seen them? You obviously havn't been on the internet that long...
YOu must have misread my word I was "who wouldn't want to see her tits" because I've seen them and they are awesome
Ima give you a bro fist for that.

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nice bro fist dude
Doesn't really work out side of broni-dom I guess... sorry.
 

Rad Party God

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I liked Sonic Generations... >.>'
aegix drakan said:
Huh. I thought Yatzee gave up on reviewing sonic games after he gave up on Colors at the very first cutscene.

Well, either way, I enjoyed the !@#$ out of Sonic Generations, ranking it up there with the likes of Sonic 3&K. Pity he didn't like it, but oh well. Not like it matters to me in the slightest.
I agree with this guy, I seriously enjoyed the heck of it, sure, there are a couple of levels, mainly regarding one of the crappy Sonic's "friends" that could've been done better, but overall, along with Rayman Origins, it was one of the best platformers of last year and one of the best platformers of this generation. Also, this is Yahtzee we're talking about and we know he will tear apart almost any game whenever he can.
 

striderkiwi

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*looks at new video* oh great! just when I thought I wouldn't have to hear him bash a series I'm really into he decides to review Generations, one of my favorite Sonic games ever. Well whatever I guess I'll watch it anyways because maybe he'll end up liking it (pffft!). *watches it* So not only does he bash Generations, but he bashes just about every Sonic game I like PLUS the Resident Evil series aka my favorite videogame series and especially bashes RE5 (my favorite game I've ever played). The only thing I agree with in his review is his criticism of the final boss in Generations, I really do dislike the entirety of the boss fight.
 

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I kinda liked this game personally it wasnt a complete garbage fire like some of the others (unleashed and DX for example)

but of course unlike many of you I like 3d sonic as far as I think the last really good sonic game was battle adventure 2 for the gamecube
the sidekick chars fit well in that one and I loved the chao raising system

generations still loses though as instead of making me want to play it it just made me want to whip out my battered battle adventure 2
 

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The image of white smear near a wallet will forever stick to my head whenever I hear the statement raping someones wallet.
 

zombi2989

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The end boss was garbage, I agree. I would like to have seen a Sonic Spinball level. (Please don't mention the DLC that recently came out; I'm trying to assume it is an early April Fool's prank).
 

Guilherme Zoldan

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Well I never really liked Sonic games. To me they were always kinda shit. Too fast to see whats going on, confusing level-design and some traps and enemies you could only dodge by having clairvoiance.

In spite of that I love Sonic in more then a few perverted ways.
 

Tontomanzz

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Lol, the review goes with the ad at the start. Probably local for me (ad according to your location), but having an ISP who's ads are for 'fastest speed of anyone' while recently losing at court for trottling that speed for game players, doesn't bode well for anything coming after.
 

Grahav

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Not only Mystic Cave. I also miss Sandopolis 2, Flying Battery, Ice Cap and Labyrinth Zone (the last one did some epic trolling, but of the good kind).
 

Madara XIII

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PunkRex said:
Madara XIII said:
PunkRex said:
ForgottenPr0digy said:
who wouldn't want to see rouge the bat's tits???

but still I hope the next game could give more levels from all the sonic games instead of just one.
Wait, you havn't seen them? You obviously havn't been on the internet that long...
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGH!! BAD INTERNET BAD BAD!!

Never again.....never again
Its already to late son, you here now and you aint leaving.
Ha! As if something as mindnumbing as the internet could possibly hinder my escape!

*Walks away*

OOOH!! Nostalgia!

*Few more steps*

OOOH!! Minecraft

*More steps*

OOOOH YOUTUBE!

*Few more steps*

OOOH! NFL UPDATES!!

*SQUEEEEEE* PONIES :D
 

Madara XIII

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oktalist said:
Nothing with the word "generations" in the title has ever been good.
Well I like to think that THIS game is the exception.
I mean it captures all the nostalgia that those Rose-tinted Glasses wearing bastards crave so much along with the modern update and repaired mechanics from Sonic Unleashed.

I mean I'm freaking happy that I don't have to die millions of times over to know whether to go one way or another now. I can go fast and avoid whatever obstacles are coming.

Boss fights were enjoyable except for the last one. I don't know wtf it is with Sonic the Hedgehog, but their good to bad last boss ratio is severely in favor of bad and lackluster
 

Mystify

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Yeah, the plot is silly. Its best to ignore it. but the gameplay and level design were great. They captured the essence of sonic, and used mechanics that worked well. The speed boost thing works great, and feels like a very sonic-like ability. The levels have all the diverging paths and secret routes I would expect for sonic, and manage to work on multiple levels; you can play through them in a more careful manner, esp. when you are still learning, but even once you have learned the level, running through it at top speed brings in a new challenge all its own. It captured the very essence of the old sonics, reproduced it with the 2d levels, and properly integrated it into the 3d levels.