Zero Punctuation: Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions

[42forlife]

Obviously you don't keep up with comics Yahtzee, and probably for the best. Because recently Batman (Bruce Wayne)has been traveling through time after supposedly dying. And now seems to be getting all the bat people together to form a giant club. If you have a strong urge to feel retarded after reading something, look it up.

 

[Allison Dauw]

Yahtzee, thank you for another four minutes of laughter. Your videos make my classes significantly less boring. Loved when the game was compared to the Bible with their disregard for science x3

 

[Zudarkness]

Bob Kane and Stan Lee were frineds for a LONG TIME. Bob Kane did take Stan Lee to see the movie Batman when it first came out. Stan Lee wishes fthat Bob Kane was around so that Stan lee could of took him to see Spiderman when it first came out.

Spiderman Noir was in Tribute to Bob Kane's Batman in which Stan Lee likes. It's no Secert really. I just want them to make the Batman Spiderman Crossover already.

I also found that Ultiumate Spiderman for PS 2/Xbox had great swining features and a kick ass comicbook storyline whiched rocked and a great fighting system. Very simple to play.

If you want to review a crappy game, review Front Mission Evolved. It makes the communitary of Spiderman look Fucking good. WTF was Square Enix thinking of when they made this game. They killed Front Mission thanks to this one. Guantree you'll spend at least 7 minutes going on how fucking bad the voice acting is nevermind the glitches on it. the Sory however is well done...too bad they wwreak it on lously voice actors.

 

[Aiddon_v1legacy]

poor Spidey, he gets another bad game and he's going to get another bad movie in the future (though 3 wasn't that bad). What we need is a Marvel Zombies game.

Also, North does need to expand his repertoire beyond "annoyingly smug, generically handsome white guy". Closest he got to that was Vashyron in Resonance of Fate where he got smacked by the female lead a lot.

 

[Sevenfest]

I'm surprised no-one commented on the 'fat-kid monologue' at the end. Hilarious stuff, best review in a while and i've liked a lot of the recent reviews.

OT: Kinda with you on Shattered Dimensions - I am enjoying it in places, but then it becomes so damn generic in others. That said, it's the best Spidey game since Spiderman 2.. so a step in the right direction imo.

 

[Iwata]

I disagree completely with the review. I enjoyed the game thoroughly, and am now on my second playthrough to chase a few Web of Destiny challenges I missed the first time 'round.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Just hurry up and review New Vegas already...

Russ Pitts already did. He gave it four stars. There is a video and everything!

 

[Woodsey]

for fuck sake yahtzee did you like it or not? is it worth any of my money?

He's not a traditional reviewer; the point is to critique the game's weak spots and make it funny, not tell you whether you're getting your money's worth or not.

And it's pretty obvious he didn't like it.

 

[Plurralbles]

those ending frames were really inappropriate... I'm ashamed yahtzee : )

 

[Wandrecanada]

It's funny you compare it unfavorably to Batman who right now in the comic series has died, risen from the dead (Jesus?) and then proceeded to pass through multiple dimensionish things to get back to "reality".

Who ripped off who now?!

I hate you Geoff Johns... what?

 

[esliang]

That was a fantastic ending rant! Probably one of the best in recent memory. Good work as always, Yahtzee. Although I have to admit, the game's premise does sound kind of interesting.

 

[DTWolfwood]

Yes spiderman is every science nerds favorite punching bag. I do believe he is fantasy and not real therefore real science is irrelevant!

Try getting shot by intense gamma radiation and see if you become the hulk or any of the fantastic 4. lol

Good Episode tho.

 

[Madara XIII]

Newton's pendulum, is the name of the clacky balls thing.

But we all love to call them clacky ball thingys....*Starts playing with them and is amused for hours* ......

 

[Madara XIII]

Well I think yahtzee addressed the Problem I and probably many others have with a game like this...

ONLY 3 categories of enemies!!! That does tend to get annoying after awhile

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

its after 2:30 and the video still wont load. Is anyone else havin gthis problem because I can usually watch zp by like 12 45

 

[Tonimata]

Newton's pendulum, is the name of the clacky balls thing.

But we all love to call them clacky ball thingys....*Starts playing with them and is amused for hours* ......

They are admittedly AWESOME!
*Starts riding one of the balls on a gigantic one*

 

[Flauros]

I like how the web-goo comes out of his ass, just like it would if he really did have the proportianal powers of a spider (for more on this, see the latest episode of the Venture Brothers, lol)

 

[Lucifron]

Seeing as you are apparently the kind of person who buys things based upon others opinions other than your own you can give all your money to me if you like.

./palm-through-face

Are you even aware of the implications of what you've just said?

 

[Swifteye]

wow, SOMEONE is a batman fan.

Is it you cause judging from the fact that yahtzee continues to buy these spiderman games despite them being bad I would think he is a spiderman fan.

 

[katsabas]

'Will not shut up''. That's the line that every single Spidey villain has said over the years. Huh. New entry in Pete's rogue gallery. Shows how much Yahtzee knows about the web slinger. Anyway, what Y knows for Bats I know for Spidey so I won't complain. I enjoyed the game though.

There is no Spiderman anymore.

This killed it [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man:_One_More_Day]

What Yahtzee reviewed was just an another attempt to make it not suck.

One More Day was only made more hilariously bad by the following attempt to pick up the pieces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Moment_in_Time_(comics)

That's YOUR opinion, fellows. You wanna talk about clusterfucky stories? Try the clone saga. So messed up they had to fuckin' REWRITE IT.