Zero Punctuation: Splinter Cell: Conviction

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sazzrah

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tkwelge said:
deplorable said:
relax hey you live in a country where you're convinced you have 50 states, even though it's 46 states and 6 commonwealths. Americans have managed to count the same guy twice as president, so while obama is the 44th president, he's actually only the 43rd person TO be president.

hehe.. got to love yanks :)

so glad the health care reform went through though, i mean jeez... some of the media were reacting like it was the black plague.
What president was double counted? I don't get it. What makes those "commonwealths" not states?
I believe 'deplorable' has been watching too much QI. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI
 

Maulkin

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Regarding 'free healthcare':

It's not exactly fair to bash us Americans for objecting to 'free' healthcare. For one, almost every other non-third-world nation already has some major government healthcare; we can't just move away, this is pretty much the last place that really supports and protects individual freedom and choice in personal healthcare. Second, we have very real objections to 'free' healthcare, not the least of which being that it is badly misnamed. 'Free Healthcare' is not free; at the very least, it takes money from one group of people and gives it to another, and the government takes a hefty chunk out of those taxes in the form of governmental overhead. And this is a best-case-scenario; red tape is almost always present in any sort of government institution, slowing everything down and making things generally less efficient. Fourth, the 'free' aspect will almost always severely increase the quantity demanded, and the government is NOT good at predicting and adapting to market forces. There WILL be shortages, and there WILL be rationing, and while rationing in the free market leads to incentive to innovate and move resources, there is NO government incentive to do this. And sixth, government is a rather bad employer; as said previously, it has little incentive to allocate resources efficiently (indeed, it may be smarter for government administrators to overspend - they can bribe your friends in the form of buying supplies/services, and then ask for a bigger budget because "we can't do it on just this amount!), and it generally pays less than private sector jobs. So, as a summary:

Government provided healthcare, in the US, at least, would:

-Increase costs by means of government overhead.
-Increased red tape, slowing down pretty much everything involved to a greater or lesser extent.
-Increases in quantity demanded.
-Decrease in quantity supplied.
-Shortages.
-Badly paid doctors.


Mind, this is by no means a comprehensive list of economic problems, and doesn't even touch on the personal liberty aspects of it.



So yeah; we have plenty of reason to object to 'free' healthcare.
 

funkzillabot

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Ha-ha, I loved that Yahtzee episode, but I disagree, because I like the game. It was short and too the point. I tore through it in 3 days, and loved it. I wish more games were like that.
 

Knight Templar

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I can't belive he doesn't like any Splinter Cell game, well I can I just don't want to.

Frederick II said:
Yahtzee makes fun of America at every opportunity he gets, even when it is hardly topical. It is an easy target because America is not beloved oversees, but I expect more from him; I expect the same inventiveness he showed in earlier reviews, and not insipid jokes about America just because it is easy to target
To be fair most games involve the US to a very large degree, and this is a Tom Clancy gameso things are taken up a level or five. If most games revolved around French culture I bet he'd rag on the French a lot.
 

Fordo

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Good vid. Yes, I will be buying your book. Can you kiss me on the mouth now?
 

Baradiel

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I have always loved Splinter Cell. To me it is more of a stealth game than Thief, which I found boring to play.

Good point about it being too easy. However, I was surprised he didn't mention the CO-OP aspect. I know he hates multiplayer, but it can be done split screen and it does require some tactics and communication.

Also, in co-op meleeing when they're detected isn't always an instant kill. You can be put in a choke hold, and need your partner to free you. Just thought to mention it.

Funny vid.
 

ExileNZ

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I hope nobody's mentioned this in the last 11 pages (hahaha) but in Thief you don't actually have to "imagine the guards impotently stomping on their hats in fury", you can stay hidden and listen to their reactions when they discover that the loot they were guarding has just been stolen!

Priceless...
 

tkwelge

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sazzrah said:
tkwelge said:
deplorable said:
relax hey you live in a country where you're convinced you have 50 states, even though it's 46 states and 6 commonwealths. Americans have managed to count the same guy twice as president, so while obama is the 44th president, he's actually only the 43rd person TO be president.

hehe.. got to love yanks :)

so glad the health care reform went through though, i mean jeez... some of the media were reacting like it was the black plague.
What president was double counted? I don't get it. What makes those "commonwealths" not states?
I believe 'deplorable' has been watching too much QI. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI
Oh, har har. I looked it up and Cleveland was counted twice. I couldn't think of any other tidbit of information less important, though.

THe whole commonwealth vs State thing is pure semantics, though. Their is nothing more annoying than people who believe that they are intelligent for knowing seriously unimportant fun facts.
 

AcidAlyss

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I'm just going to point out that Yahtzee said Sam Fischer was 5'8", but in the pic that was shown right afterwards (the mug shot), it shows him closer to 6' just felt I needed to say that. Not disn' Yahtzee b/c I'm sure somewhere in the splinter cell world it probably says Sam is 5'8". Just gave me a giggle.
 

papalazarou

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Not a game I'd buy anyway, but always enjoy the reviews.

@Frederick II, you're such an easy mark. Hook, line, sinker, and copy of Angling Times. Get off your high horse ya whining baby, you're sucking all the fun out of it.
 

Lasharus

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Personally, I feel that Yahtzee has masterfully summarised the United States there.

Good show, as always. :D
 

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Terrorpaw said:
asgardmothership said:
Terrorpaw said:
When's the next video? I know it's today but WHEN
5pm GMT, as always. Also, welcome to the escapist!
Oh god, where's my time zone chart...
Next hour. Don't ask questions like this. Also, you can tell when the videos come out by looking at the hour of the previous video.