Zero Punctuation: Splinter Cell: Conviction

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xHipaboo420x

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I totally agree - even though I enjoyed some of the earlier SC games, Conviction was just stupid.
 

Iscin

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I disagree with Ben's review of Conviction (this is most certainly more a personal gripe for him about all Splinter Cell games than a subjective view) however the jokes and entertainment factor are still at their best :)
 

traineesword

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Heh, it was a reasonably good review. nothing particularly stood out for me in that review, he was just metaphorically quite creative.

and he mentioned Sam Fishers height, but not the fact that he seems to be getting younger... least he looked younger in the game trailers i saw than he did on the box-art of the first splintercell... but what do i know, i hate sneaking franchises because they scare me more than Horror ones...
 

bmart008

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You think Montreal is stupid! BOO! They also made your prince of persia trilogy you realize.

Good video though,
 

ssgt splatter

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YAY!!! HE FINALLY DID SPLINTER CELL CONVICTION!!!
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It was an alright video. Can't wait for next week.
 

Decabo

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The rip on America was genius. Ubisoft really just needs to return SC to the classic formula of all stealth all the time. They keep wanting to stick with this action focus, which goes against what made SC popular.
 

Falseprophet

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In pretty much all of Tom Clancy's post-Cold War stuff, the bad guys are idiots. The good guys aren't usually much better, but immediately notice the bad guys' every little mistake, no matter how miniscule.
 

Vault boy Eddie

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tburke0 said:
If you just ban everyone who posts in the first 5 minutes of the thread, why not just lock the thread for 5 minutes?
Because they are hoping people aren't gonna be DICKS! But small flaw with that, this is the internet. DICKS that make a new account to troll a forum will always exist, you know, cause they're DICKS!
 

GundamSentinel

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Nice review. Better than the last few. Nasty cracks at the US and Montreal. I liked it.
 

Awexsome

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I have to say the little cartoon at the end credits where Fisher was scared off by the christmas tree lights was damn clever.
 

mchoueiri

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I thought conviction was an amazing game. In my humble opinion it still has the stealth that makes the series great even thought it is slimed dow a little bit it is still good also they added new things to keep this series fresh. also I thought it had a engaging plot throughout while the single player was a little short the co op makes up for that. all in all worth the purchase of the game.

ps I thought the america line was going a bit far. I know people like making fun of america but at one point it stops being funny.
 

Wolfram23

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I have not and will not play this game. Everything I saw and read about it previously seems well summed up by Yahtzee: a game that basically plays itself, built for retards. I saw a video review where they showed the whole "ghost" mechanic of where guards last saw you. Literally, his "ghost" was 2 feet away, while he hid in a small shadow, and a guard walked right up there, turned, looked at the ghost, and went "He's not here!"... without looking around. Just staring at where he last saw Fisher like a complete moron. Stuuuupid game.
 

psivamp

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Conviction is the only Splinter Cell game I've actually enjoyed. Previous titles in the series seemed to make you randomly trip over an untied shoelace, alert everyone and reset you for being seen. You can complain that Conviction is too arcade and that running and gunning is too easy to do in it, but I prefer it to Double Agent where I gave up during some silly timed obstacle course.

And, of course, all stealth game guards are particularly stupid and loyal. Honestly, most security guards would soil themselves and beg for their lives if you so much as flashed a gun. Certainly, no one is going to keep shooting at you with their seven closest coworker buddies leaking from fresh holes in their foreheads. It would be interesting - actually, it would be terrible as a game - to play something where people acted naturally.
 

Quiet Stranger

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Oh look, another game he doesn't like.....I can't really agree on anything he said....mainly cause I have yet to play the game, the only game I actually played of the SC series was Chaos Theory
 

Hapetiitti

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Wow, you finished your book? I've been waiting for this about as long as I've waited for And Another Thing... and I finished that one long ago :D Great, something else to look forward to!

Also, I loved your USA simile. I'm gonna have to memorise that.

Cmwissy said:
Wait... That means I'm the same height as Fisher?
WOW, I'll bet you're the same height as a heckuva lot of other people as well!!!! :O
 

Cmwissy

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Hapetiitti said:
WOW, I'll bet you're the same height as a heckuva lot of other people as well!!!! :O
5 ft 8" is actually pretty disgustingly short :(