Zero Punctuation: Star Trek

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snekadid

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Ah..... Its about time, yahtzee hasn't flat out hated a game in what seems like far too long. Lately its mostly been either games he liked or games he just doesn't like the genre/subject of.
 

Oroboros

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It is far past time we got another *good* Trek game. Personally, I'd either vote for Wrath of Khan-Undiscovered Country era (spiffy red uniforms!) like the Klingon Academy game, or something set between TNG and DS9. Post DS9 there are no real antagonists to speak of (Borg defanged, treaty with Dominion, Cardassia in ruins, Romulans lost their homeworld, etc) and personally, the NuTrek universe just doesn't have enough to stand on, and so far has only provided standard sci-fi action material-neither adding much in the way of anything new or being particularly faithful to the various old series, just riding on action and nostalgia. For me at least,it is uninteresting as a game setting.

As for types of games, I think we are in dire need of a TNG/DS9 era rpg. I don't care if I can't play as a captain and get stuck doing away missions or something, it's high time we got one. Star Trek is one of the cornerstones of Sci-fi and it is a crying shame to see it neglected so much, particulalry of late. while many of the games are good, somethign like 95% of them focus on either space combat or are shooters of some sort.
 

RTR

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I dare not imagine what Hollywood thinks a TNG reboot should be like.
 

Parakeettheprawn

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Cube1701 said:
Parakeettheprawn said:
Instead, it seems we have another A:CM situation where they were so focused on another project (Warframe in this case) that they must have neglected this one. A real pity.
At least they showed us the real, rough-looking, game in all the trailers.
That is true, they didn't pull a TWD: Survival Instinct on us.
 

Cpt. Slow

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So with Jason Statham being the new Picard, are they going to remodel the new Enterprise to look like the 2008 Audi A8? or are they just going to replace the captain's chair with it?
 

Arcane Azmadi

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I'm honestly shocked that Yahtzee considered this game worthy of even acknowledging. It's a movie-licensed video game coming out before the movie even does. Of COURSE it's going to be complete rubbish! This has basically been recognised fact for the last 20+ years!
 

ResonanceSD

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Arcane Azmadi said:
I'm honestly shocked that Yahtzee considered this game worthy of even acknowledging. It's a movie-licensed video game coming out before the movie even does. Of COURSE it's going to be complete rubbish! This has basically been recognised fact for the last 20+ years!

+1 I thought he'd do Fire Emblem: Awakening, given that it's actually a good game for the 3DS.
 

Proverbial Jon

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How dare you make assumptions about my mother's cooking, Yahtzee!

Cracked up at Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Wesley Crusher! Did not see that one coming!
 

Kahani

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b.w.irenicus said:
Anyone remembers Birth of the Federation?
Ooo, I had that one. I ended up with a free CD of it somehow. Not quite up to MOO standards, but considering how few 4X games there actually are it really wasn't all that bad.

As for the topic, I would pay good money to see The Rock as Wesley Crusher.


Captcha: Describe this logo with any words. Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck that's supposed to be. Pretty sure captchas are supposed to check if I'm human, not American.
 

Namechangeday

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Funny you'd call this the 'new Star wars game', cause when I first heard of Star Trek, I thought "What is that? Is it like Star Wars?"
 

Hutzpah Chicken

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Most Star Trek games are not very good. I like Star Trek Online after all the retooling that took place, but otherwise the games just don't fit the idea. Star Trek works well in the TV/even numbered movie market.
 

invadergir

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Ken_J said:
The Rock as Wesley would be an improvment
I disliked Wesley as a teenager and now I despise him as an adult. He wasn't satisfied with ruining TNG, now he just wont go away.

CyborgGinger said:
I don't think I've played a single good Star Trek game since I played Star Trek: 25th Anniversary... in 1992! What an excellent point-and-click adventure that was - I never got tired of its Red Shirt jokes.

The last time I tried to install it, it was sadly unplayable due to the animation speed seemingly tied to CPU clock speed. Which was fine when I played it the first time on a Pentium... not so good now. Damn, I really want to play that game again.
Have you tried playing it with the emulator called DOSBox?
 
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Nunna ya young epstarts remember Space Quest V: The Next Mutation [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperspeed_%28video_game%29] (Sierra Online), I suppose.

Good times. The best Trek games out there...until maybe FTL.

Dunno whatcher missin'

238U
 

FallenMessiah88

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When I saw the video title, I immediately thought of the Star Trek MMO. Anyway, this seems like a pretty standard movie tie-in game.