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Wazzelbe

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I'd like to see the "flossing to death" scene on a shirt, I think. Maybe a Yahtzee quote on the back.
The problem is that new games are always coming out, so they'd want to find an image and/or quote that wouldn't grow old too fast.
 
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one with BOTHER THIS NONSENSE on it from his the darkness review
also one from drakes fortune where Drake is hiding behind Uncle Tusky about to shoot the black man
 
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forgot some thing
the one where his TV says Fuck You during his heavenly sword(s) review
also boingo boingo whoopsy knickers
and the FUCK RIGHT OFF from his Phorglass review
 
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Lord_Ascendant said:
"Once your compared to a magical hand that shoots bees your going to F***ing loose."

"The Glorious PC Gaming Master Race."

"I hope you jump out of a plane and land anus first on the spire of Winchester Cathedral!"

"What is known as the EA Strategy."

"Like a sheepdog with a piece of shrapnel in its forehead."

"Maybe I can command the tides to turn and ride a winged marshmallow into the Sherbet Kingdom."

"Team Fortress 2. Liverpool 1"

"I'm an Assassin. shhh!"

"I'm with Retard Mcspackypants ->"

"Lets all put on our reviewing pants."

"God of War style Simon Says button mashing sequences."

"We may need you to play twing-twang."


Or a shirt portraying all the signs of Indigo Prophecy Syndrome.

1. Total abandonment of plot
2. Inclusion my Mystical Cults
3. Inclusion of hiterto unknown Dragonball Z superpowers
WHAT HE SAID ALL OF IT
retard mcsmackypants

or "look at sir crashes alot"
 

Walrus42

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I would want a normal yellow with yahtzee's little cartoon guy on it and it says Boingo Boingo Whoopsie knickers!! with the Zero punctuation logo on the back. that would b awesome!
 

L4Y Duke

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How about Yahtzee leaping at a person playing a console with his crazy-face and bat (see No More Heroes), with 'Highly Reccomended' below it.
 

MindBullets

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The image that is simply Yahtzee sitting in front of his TV, holding a controller and saying "How compelling." would make a good shirt.
 

Alstan

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The "end of the world would be awesome" and "there's a serial killer standing behind you right now, but don't look because that will really piss him off!" are great ones.

Why not a wallpaper with all the characters?
Easy and cheap. Think about it
 

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I'd also like one that has the big stamp saying "WRONG.AND SHUT UP" on it from this weeks ZP.
 

JBX06

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'I Swallow Razor Wire Pull It Out Of My Arse And Floss My Self To Death'

That would be awesome
 

strangemusic

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Just a yellow shirt with a picture of controller-holding, hatted Yahtzee, under which is printed "CHARISMATIC STALLION" in big letters, would probably do it for me.

Or a shirt with "mumorpuger" and nothing else, just to confuse people... heh. Also, perhaps a design in milk-carton "MISSING:" style with Clive Winston.
 

Fire Daemon

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Others Opinions:

Picture of Cartoon Yhatzee.

The Imp

These are some of the things a couple of my mates want.

Are we going to get these shirts or is it just a dream?
 

fix-the-spade

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L4Y Duke said:
What about the line from The Witcher?

"THIS IS A MMORPG'R!"
Seconded.

Also, the Chunky Vomit milkshake from the Psychonauts review.
Or the sign saying This is the kind of game Jesus would make (if he were alive and wasn't a pussy), also from the Psychonauts.

I'd definately buy a ZP T shirt. Quote on the front, Imp on the back between the shoulder blades
 

fat american

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I think the part where he breaks down at the end of the tomb raider anniversary review because he wasn't going to say tits, so pretty much "STONKING GREAT TITS"! With Yahtzee's avatar shaking it's fists in the air.

EDIT: If that one didn't work out then it would have to be the one from army of two where he says "It'd be like Halloween except you'd be giving out the candy and the candy is bullets!"