Zero Punctuation Tees

[Jay23L]

I wouldn't mind a "Press X to not Die" Tee, all the ones that have been said on the first two to three pages (and the fact I've only read up that far) are awesome ideas.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I know that it's already been said before, but I'd like to see something like "I have a hand that shoots bees. You're going to F***ing lose!". However, over the 'F***ing' there is one of Yahtzee's "VERY CENSORED" blocks, and a simple picture with him, facing out of the shirt with a glowing red hand. Howzat?

 

[Kanashe]

How about Yahtzee with a number four and on top "You like numbers? How about four, as in fourck you!"

Or a pic with three figures having pants on there head and "GO TEAM RETARD!" on the bottom

 

[Johnnyweird]

Or a pic with three figures having pants on there head and "GO TEAM RETARD!" on the bottom

Good idea.

 

[tthor]

Good news race fans, we've finally gotten word from our production partner on the T-shirts. We're expecting to have them up for sale in the next few weeks. More details when I have them.

YES! i cant WAIT!

and if this is some kind of practical joke, there will probably be an angry mob of fanboys hunting you down.

i wonder how much of this money Yahtzee will actually be getting...
(note: i love the idea of a white hoody with "i am an assasin" on the back for a shirt =D)

 

[DeadpanLunatic]

I have removed my words from this site.

 

[Anarchemitis]

How about one picture of selection for an extra $15?

 

[Encryptive]

A picture of the guy saying "I am not a fanboy"
And one of Yahtzee's character on the back staring and saying "Yes you are"
From the most recent episode, but I liked most the ideas here and frankly I would buy almost any of them.

 

[erikvduyn]

the picture of the young yahtzee from the Mailbag Showdown
'the universe would end....and it would be awesome'
'bored out of my huge brain'
razorwire...floss myself to death

those would be good ones

 

[blank0000]

A pic from what he did on the sims, you know with the whole ,evil dictator beeming over his minions thing......I would but that. I would buy the hell out of that.

 

[blank0000]

He really could make a lot of money off these shirts, people who would'nt know about zero production would still find most of the not so inside jokes funny. they'd sell like "billy'o"

 

[Eyclonus]

I was thinking "Single Player" with the image of Yshtzee and the partially canablized friend.

 

[Forte]

i dont care if you put "Im a flaming homosexual who <3's Zero Punctuation"
i'd still buy it.

 

[Russ Pitts]

i dont care if you put "Im a flaming homosexual who <3's Zero Punctuation"
i'd still buy it.

Noted.

FYI, I just saw the assortment of concepts that will be going into production. I think you'll all be pleased. Well, perhaps not the "I'm a flaming homosexual" lobby, but most of the rest of you will be pleased.

 

[tthor]

I was thinking "Single Player" with the image of Yshtzee and the partially canablized friend.

lol love it

 

[tthor]

i dont care if you put "Im a flaming homosexual who <3's Zero Punctuation"
i'd still buy it.

Noted.

FYI, I just saw the assortment of concepts that will be going into production. I think you'll all be pleased. Well, perhaps not the "I'm a flaming homosexual" lobby, but most of the rest of you will be pleased.

when will WE (the ppl paying for these shirts) be able to seem them?

 

[Forte]

"hey, at least there's tits"
all the different kind of boobs he lists in the end of Tomb Raider: Anniversary addition
'FERPECT" - halo 3
"Capt. Blands Monotonous Adventure"

 

[alaster99]

I would like the pic of spock, with the pencil in his hand
(lol)

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

I got one. One that doesn't exist that sounds good.

 

[FoxboyJT]

depends on what we can LEGALLY get on there. I would love to see
"Yahtzee recmmends:
Fantasy World Dizzy
Killer 7
Earthbound" with release dates, kind of like a concert tour shirt

Don't forget Portal.

You forgot Psychonaughts, and you use Raz as an icon!