Zero Punctuation: The Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre

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tehbeard

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a really funny summary of E3.

but in all seriousness. why does sonic need a car?

on Nay-tal, I say that the Peter Molyneux endorsement has made all gamers suspicious of the technology, due to his terminal case of over-hype-everything-itis and his creepy e-son milo.

Nether the less if they enable its use in an RTS game that is good, it would be fun to scroll across the landscape by swiping your hand before poking at a enemy unit to cause lightning to strike.

Never did see the PS3 motion doo hicky (E3 stream died), must look it up on youtube.

I must say i did lose faith in yahtzee earlier in the year, when he seemed to be repeating hatred instead of genuinly tearing a game apart. I am glad the charismatic stallion has proven me wrong with this review and is back on form.
 

Arcyde

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This is definetly the best episode of Zero Punctuation ever!

I couldn't stop laughing the entire way through.
 

sagacious

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No Mass effect 2?
No Modern warfare 2?

those are the only ones that i'm really excited about...
 

Kapura

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I'm excited for Halo ODST, and seeing as it wasn't de-hyped, I guess I'm going to get more excited.
 

Lord Beautiful

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This is the first time in a long time that I have laughed during a Zero Punctuation review. Sure, the ones that didn't make me laugh at least put a smile on my face, but I had the sneaking suspicion that Yahtzee was losing it. Not anymore, I say.
 

esperandote

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that noise sigusted me, but was funny :)

why does sonic need a car? LMAO

is like having a flash-mobile
 

duckfi8

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so funny, but im still gunna have 2 hear my friends badgering on about Halo Reach, then i get yelled at when i say Halo 3 wasn't that good of a game
 

Symplify

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The throat gargling expresses my emotions for any Final Fantasy game haha.

I enjoyed the end bit where he gargled to his theme song XD
 

DavidTanis

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Sadly one liners work about as well for Yahtzee as they do for Nathan Drake. Although hearing him gargle the end credits made me laugh.
 

Artorius

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'Why the FUCK does Sonic need a car?'
cause nintendo needs the money xP....
pretty good ^^..
though i was Hoping For Prototype >_>..
 

AkJay

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Haha, i am still laughing, this has been the first ZP in months that has actually made me laugh out loud, i wish he would do that level of humour in all of his reviews, Mr. (Or Mrs.) Shitface.
 

The_Toony

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Meh. When he goes on the bandwagon of screaming at nintendo for trying to make a profit because hardcore gaming is a niche base and casual gaming is more profitable, it makes the review bad to me. Also I found the lack of any mention on the L4D2 announcement by valve to be interesting.
 

Tallassmofo

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I would actually play a few of the games he ripped in half, but his cynicism had me crying my f**king eyes out...hahaha
 

megapenguinx

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I've been pronouncing it as 'Nay-tal' as well. Well that massacred all the hype for me (except for Metroid the other M, which I'm surprised he didn't touch...)