The mods are not in force today... I am scared, Yahtzee is actually back on a roll, all of his recent reviews have been funny!
Zero Punctuation: The Sims 3
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In honor of Billy Mays, I made him in the Sims 3 and had him going door to door screaming at people and then leaving. GET ON THE BALL! THE OXYCLEAN BALL
I'm not feeling entirely inspired to get this either, short of being able to shape your sim more and actually travel around the neighborhood without loading screens (or are those still there?) it's just an upgrade to Sims 2, only without all the expansions that people wasted their money on if they think Sims 3 is awersome. I'll just find my Nightlife expansion and stick with Sims 2 tyvm.
Good review though Yahtzee. And you should see about that rasp. Don't want you losing your moneymaking voice now. Especially when you finally find a woman.
Good review though Yahtzee. And you should see about that rasp. Don't want you losing your moneymaking voice now. Especially when you finally find a woman.
I got the Sims 2 and played it obsessively for about a week and then forgot about it and then every once in awhile, when I get stressed out from college, I go back and have another round.
So I'm not into the Sims 3 enough to waste money on the basic game---because the creators are dickheads and have decided to get that expansion pack disease--instead of giving people a complete game. But I did play it at a friend's house and, overall, it just wasn't that impressive. Not nearly enough for a game I hardly play anyway.
So I'm not into the Sims 3 enough to waste money on the basic game---because the creators are dickheads and have decided to get that expansion pack disease--instead of giving people a complete game. But I did play it at a friend's house and, overall, it just wasn't that impressive. Not nearly enough for a game I hardly play anyway.
I want to wave this in the face of every person who's ever bragged about having the Sims 3 while I went Simless.
Yahtzee is god.
Yahtzee is god.
Yes Yahtzee, women are evil. I have 2 older sisters (kill me!!!) but their going off to college soon. Well, the first thing I did this morning after I woke up was walk out of my room to get a drink of water while on my way I was greeted by the bitchy one who was accusing me of stealing her blanket. I would blame this on her menstrual cycle but she act like this all the time!
I'm actually surprisingly disappointed with this review. I was expecting, as per some previously reviewed titles, so see Yahtzee recount some specific exploits he put his Sims through during the course of play.
This is more of a tirade against the Sims concept in general - which is fair enough, I suppose - but I don't feel like I learned anything about specifically why The Sims 3 is a swollen blood blister on the anus of gaming.
This is more of a tirade against the Sims concept in general - which is fair enough, I suppose - but I don't feel like I learned anything about specifically why The Sims 3 is a swollen blood blister on the anus of gaming.
I have a feeling he is gonna piss all over ghostbusters as well 
Burt it is true that EA are evil!
Burt it is true that EA are evil!
doesn't make me like the game any less...
i guess that makes me evil. and i drink poofter juice. lets go with that.
i guess that makes me evil. and i drink poofter juice. lets go with that.
That does seem to be the other fun way to play the Sims, other than torturing them, is by making celebrities. Especially hilarious with superheroes and villains....Mmmm, Evil Taco Cake Bell Store. http://sigma7.livejournal.com/642816.html#cutid1ActualOvaltine said: