Zero Punctuation: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
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I usually agree fully with Yahtzee's reviews. But on this occasion I think he has been a bit harsh on Uncharted. Maybe it's just me, but I really enjoyed this game. It has some interesting twists and turns, a great plot (even if it was inspired by countless other adventure films) and the attention to detail, scenery and characters look stunning.
Then again, I absolutely loved Heavenly Sword too, which again Yahtzee didn't really approve of
Then again, I absolutely loved Heavenly Sword too, which again Yahtzee didn't really approve of
And after so long you finally show your face... and i thought you were gonna be a completely anon game reviewer... someone who talks through a character that looks like a crack head.
wow was that you yahtzee?
i thought you'd look younger actually
the scary thing is you look like my cousin, cept he's more blondey
still, really funny review ^-^
i thought you'd look younger actually
the scary thing is you look like my cousin, cept he's more blondey
still, really funny review ^-^
You sly bloody dog, switching to real-life. You know most of the female viewers are going to focus more on that little segment than the actual review. (Talk about a self-esteem booster, har har har [in your own words].)
And yes, you aren't at all what I had imagined. While I hadn't imagined a disgusting blob with grease stains on his shirt (you just don't seem the type, most people like that can't even hold onto a controller or work a computer, yet you manage to do both), but I hadn't expected so much...hair... I blame your little animations for that.
Moving on: the review.
You're not the first person with whom I've talked to be completely and utterly dissatisfied with the game, most of my coworkers share the same sentiment. I've never played the game, but now I'm intrigued to rent it just to see for myself how racially demeaning it is. However, you said it didn't push any envelopes, but over here in the United States, racism is very much still alive, if not in the underground, and a game like this would at least create some sparks (and I'm surprised it hasn't already). Either that, or people on this side of the Pacific just don't give a shit either way and are too comatose to actually pay attention to a game.
But maybe I'm just biased.
And yes, you aren't at all what I had imagined. While I hadn't imagined a disgusting blob with grease stains on his shirt (you just don't seem the type, most people like that can't even hold onto a controller or work a computer, yet you manage to do both), but I hadn't expected so much...hair... I blame your little animations for that.
Moving on: the review.
You're not the first person with whom I've talked to be completely and utterly dissatisfied with the game, most of my coworkers share the same sentiment. I've never played the game, but now I'm intrigued to rent it just to see for myself how racially demeaning it is. However, you said it didn't push any envelopes, but over here in the United States, racism is very much still alive, if not in the underground, and a game like this would at least create some sparks (and I'm surprised it hasn't already). Either that, or people on this side of the Pacific just don't give a shit either way and are too comatose to actually pay attention to a game.
But maybe I'm just biased.
It's freaky to hear that voice come out of that mouth, you sound so much older and I'm used to you having no mouth or arms(and have extremely visible contours along with being white as a gamer ghost with white paint that never has seen the sun)
Wow...Yahtzee has a moustache?
And you guys say you thought he'd look older, I thought he'd be younger! That voice sounds 19-25-type, but he looks about 28-33 type, and not just because of the mou.
And you guys say you thought he'd look older, I thought he'd be younger! That voice sounds 19-25-type, but he looks about 28-33 type, and not just because of the mou.