Zero Punctuation: Viewer's Choice: Duke Nukem Forever

[qDreams]

Whichever episode won this contest automaticly becomes the WOTST episode. Since there is no new episode this week... and i was really looking foward to watching a new one

 

[DazBurger]

Duke Nukem

Landing soon...

 

[qDreams]

Going on holiday for a week. Do not try to find me, life.

Main Entry: vacation
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: planned time spent not working
Synonyms: R and R, break, breathing space, day of rest, few days off, fiesta, furlough, holiday, intermission, layoff, leave, leave of absence, liberty, long weekend, recess, recreation, respite, rest, sabbatical, spell, time off, two weeks with pay
Antonyms: work

English from England > Warped English from anywhere else

Vacation derives from French.
Which probably means it was introduced by the Normans.
Which means that it IS from England you goof.

what a pointless discussion.. vacation is a synonym for holiday... and holiday is a synonym for vacation..

The difference:
Holiday: celebratory day; time off
Vacation: planned time spent not working

And Stubee you a wrong to correct him in this, since you are saying the same thing.
I might argue that he's not on holiday or vacation and thats he's on leave, thats he's on recreation, have the week off... the list goes on and on.

 

[Wow they sure are generous with the usernames]

OH NO FUCKING WAY

http://pc.ign.com/articles/111/1118208p1.html

 

[LockandKey]

I think this vid + the fact that the game actually got made proves Yahtzee has prophetic visions weather or not he saw the visions correctly is another matter.

 

[The_Puppy_Prince]

I seriously thought shurikens and lightning was going to win.

I honestly did too xD
I loved the Painkiller review

 

[Ian McCarthy]

Well... shit.

 

[MCHopie]

looking forward to the sequel

 

[vietfighter]

I loved the review of the fake Duke Nukem Forever. Now we shall see if he will review the real Duke Nukem Forever. And if the game really goes from fighting terrorists in a military complex to cooking for an alien wedding seamlessly.

If it did...that would be EPIC WIN.

At the very least, the nomenclature would be interesting...

 

[0puncfan]

lol duke nukem fail XD

 

[A Person]

Gentlemen....

BEHOLD. http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/72113764

This is it.

THIRTEEN YEARS.

 

[orangeapples]

I wonder which review will be better. This or the real game's review... hmmm...

 

[Akalistos]

Wait, so his best review is of a game that doesn't actually exist...?

The world doesn't make sense to me anymore.

Oh god...

A review of the game that doesn't exist won.

But it doesn't exist? Ah well I thought it was funny.

Fun though: Duke Nukem Forever made it at PAX and the new release date is 2011. Put yourself in Yahtzee's shoe and tell me what would you do when the game come out... in Australia

 

[Akalistos]

Going on holiday for a week. Do not try to find me, life.

Main Entry: vacation
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: planned time spent not working
Synonyms: R and R, break, breathing space, day of rest, few days off, fiesta, furlough, holiday, intermission, layoff, leave, leave of absence, liberty, long weekend, recess, recreation, respite, rest, sabbatical, spell, time off, two weeks with pay
Antonyms: work

English from England > Warped English from anywhere else

Vacation derives from French.
Which probably means it was introduced by the Normans.
Which means that it IS from England you goof.

what a pointless discussion.. vacation is a synonym for holiday... and holiday is a synonym for vacation..

The difference:
Holiday: celebratory day; time off
Vacation: planned time spent not working

And Stubee you a wrong to correct him in this, since you are saying the same thing.
I might argue that he's not on holiday or vacation and thats he's on leave, thats he's on recreation, have the week off... the list goes on and on.

He's gonna Celebrate his time off... Now, it all make sense and the world can keep on turning

 

[M3_RK]

really funny that the game is coming out now ahaha

 

[JaketheLate]

Viewer's Choice: Duke Nukem Forever

The votes have been counted and Zero Punctuation's review of Duke Nukem Forever was chosen as your Viewer's Choice.

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Hey Yahtzee,
I love your show, but I was just wondering;
Did you know thy're actually coming out with it for real, apparently?
There's a lot of demos of Duke Nukem: Forever being played at PAX this weekend, and it looks really good.
Of course, being a Jaded Realist myself, I'll believe it when it's sitting like a Teacup Poodle in my hands, smiling inanely and preparing to wee on me.

anyways, just thought you should know, in case you don't already.

 

[strum4h]

Gentlemen....

BEHOLD. http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/72113764

This is it.

THIRTEEN YEARS.

Wow it is stickied and everything. I hope the game does not turn out to be a half completed wreck. All the time that went into it something good has to come out of it.

 

[VeNT666]

you know what would be funny, if, after all the **** they really released DN:F in say, the next 6 months. just like BAM it's all done. really. no more BS just here's the game.
oh wait...............

 

[Oskamunda]

Of course the ABSOLUTE irony of this is the announcement that the game IS finished, and will ship early next year...this announcement coming, of course, two days after this review is chosen as the viewer favorite.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/103223-Gearbox-Made-Duke-Nukem-Forever-Confirmed-at-PAX

http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/duke-nukem-forever/1118227p1.html