Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

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GreyWolf257

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Amazing. This video has proven to be the most brilliant philosophical thing of our age. All of it was so true, so true, and the Washington Monument IS a big cock'n'balls, as the designers planned all along.

Great video.
 

Sporky111

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Good commentary on the landmarks. Somebody was not thinking when they planted those trees below the Washington monument. I thought he was going to make a breast joke about the capitol building, since he just finished with the jiggle physics bit.

It was a good change to see him outside of his yellow office, but I don't understand why they suddenly decided to censor him.
 

soren7550

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Wounded Melody said:
protogenxl said:
You need to experience the true America.

Find the nearest Sonic Drive-In or Cracker Barrel and go there.
Come to Northern NJ Yahtzee! We just got a Sonic and I would love to tap that a$$ of yours.
Fuck Jersey! Jersey is just a more shitty Staten Island. Come to New York instead! As you can see here, New York is clearly better than Jersey - or anywhere else for that matter.:
 

pyrokitsune777

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Nice to see Yahtzee in the flesh for once even if he is a bit of an annoying traveling companion.

ya i concur no Fallout 3 jokes? wtf?

Oh and the last one was the Washington Monument the Washington Memorial is a gigantic Masonic Pyramid Tower citadel thing. Clearly the US isn't run by a shadow government.
 

Ogoid

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Okay, this was just boring. Sorry.

If he couldn't make a ZP this week, I would seriously prefer that he had just said so.

Also, what's with all the "LEAVE YAHTZEE ALONE!" going on around here? Aren't people entitled to their opinion anymore? Yeesh...
 

GrandAm

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I wish this had been just another Escapist bonus video and not actually a ZP review. It was fairly entertaining. But you don't watch Gilligan's Island to see the professor teaching physics to college kids in the continental USA. You watch it to figure out how Ginger and Mary Ann have managed to escape being raped by all the men trapped on that island with them for 15 years.

Yes watching a normal ZP video is like figuring out why Ginger and Mary Ann weren't raped.
 

mawk

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I don't get why some are mad about this. he's switched hemispheres, for godsake! if it were me, I wouldn't have released anything. I get that he's simply bullshitting around with friends instead of making his usual comedic filibusters, but it still made me chuckle. the landmark portions were a bit dull, but Washington's a pretty dull place, anyway.

well, if you ignore all the crime.
 

crooked_ferret

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Well if your point was to show you could post basically anything and people would watch it, win.

If this was supposed to actually mean or be about something, fail...
 

Valdsator

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Lol, loved it. Angle at the end was perfect.

I found his slow talking actually pretty funny, probably because you mostly hear him talking extremely fast.
 

Snotnarok

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Why are so many people complaining it's not a game review? It's new and interesting, he lives in another country and here he is in the US, not something that happens too often. Next week he'll review a game and the week after that, and after that, so just enjoy the different for what it is.
 

kirkenseth

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why did you even say you was 12 that doesn't even make sens and yahtzee is on vacation so yeas...next week
 

Ayrav

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Hahaha. He should have called it "Reviews Historical Buildings in Washington D.C." in retrospect. Pretty funny and I liked the change from the norm. Really was hoping to get a good exposition on the Lincoln Memorial though, a few good lines about Lincoln would have been icing on the cake!
 

bradleyed

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is this 'mankind has yet to recognize my genius'? i've got to say the graphics are pretty good, almost as good as crysis.