Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

[TitsMcGee1804]

Well, Mr. Croshaw. This is the first time ever, and i mean EVER you´ve disapointed me. Hell, i would´ve freaking had a clip show instead of that. It saddens me to say this, since i love Zero Punctuation. This video was nothing but pure, good ol´fashion CRAP. I hope the next episode doesn´t turn out like this.

be quiet child

get a life, watch something else, go outside for a change!

Mans allowed to take a holiday every once in a while

 

[protogenxl]

You need to experience the true America.

Find the nearest Sonic Drive-In or Cracker Barrel and go there.

That's about as "real america" as Swiss cheese. Go to the nearest ghetto scene and make random hand signs. That's real America for you.

"ghetto scene" only make up a small percentage of the country.

Not where I live. There are a lot more people packed into or near urban ghettos than there are people living in the manner Cracker Barrel or Sonic would have you believe.

But you're right. If you want real America, just go to any McDonalds in any country and swallow some of the same bland, unhealthy fried shit we eat here. We keep exporting our monoculture anyway. You can get the "real" America almost anywhere in the world.

The Hills

Head for Them

 

[M0N5TERS]

I know you don't wanna hear this Yahtzee, but this was extremely LAME. And yes, the truth hurts.

Put it on your facebooksterspace or whatever, but it doesn't belong here. This is NOT what we come back for.

I know, I know, you took a risk and tried something different. Fine, I can appreciate that. But it didn't work, so let's move on. If someone on your team tells you otherwise, fire them now!

Folks, let's not be too harsh, because everyone makes a mistake sometimes. But only a moron makes it twice. What's your next move, Yahtzee?

 

[Xynrei]

What, would you rather he post no video at all? He's got better things to do when he's on vacation than waste leisure time making reviews for us.

Hell he could say, "Well, since you're all being twits I'll just stop making videos period." and pull the plug. Give him a break.


OT: The end was the best part in my opinion.
I lol'd.

 

[M0N5TERS]

Yes, if he's on vacation or for whatever reason couldn't produce another video, then he shouldn't post anything at all.

I don't know about you, but if my local bar told me that this week they will serve piss instead of beer, then I'd rather go home and not drink for a week

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I'd rather sit through make-up tips on YouTube, THAT'S how bad it was.

 

[macdsj1]

I'm not disappointed that there was no game review this week... I'm disappointed that this wasn't a review. When the credits were over i was really excited by the idea of yahtzee actually REVIEWING washington DC. As in, critiquing it. That would have been hilarious.
Unless someone already has (I don't have time to read 15 pages of comments), I move that yahtzee actually review a city sometime. Or pretty much anything that does not inherently invite critique. If someone HAS made such a motion, i second it.

 

[rhyno435]

Nice shot there cowboy...

That was hilarious.

 

[BarGamer]

Edit: I'm actually surprised no Fallout 3 jokes were made.

Yeah, me too! I was waiting for it, but it never happened! I suppose they thought they filled their Fallout 3 quota already, and didn't want to go over.

 

[Lag.Com]

Damn, I was in DC this week. I've been on holiday in America for the past 3 weeks or so. Actually, I swear I saw someone who looked very similar while I was there...

 

[Vorann]

I don't understand why everybody thinks this video is shit and qq for a game review. Though the jokes weren't "the best ever" I can honestly say I actually "lol'd" at a lot of them, and what he did in the car. It was funny and I enjoyed it, even if others didn't.

 

[Lightnr]

Sooo next week Torchlands: Origins?

I see what you did there.. clever.

 

[Viggo]

Well that was really really bad.. where do I rate it 0 our of 10?

you needed a break anyway Yahtzee is on vacation! If you don't like it you can piss off. Welcome to the states Yahztee I hope you guys had fun.

Yathzee resents you more for trying to act his boy-toy than me for telling him the truth. ***.

 

[Typhron]

I can't believe I missed this.

I live there.

 

[Cruit]

What was the point of censoring this video?

 

[Derek_J]

You guys are lame for whining about no review, I was disappointed too but obviously if hes in the US hes probably a little busy, he puts a solid amount of work into each episode and i doubt he can do it on a laptop in the car. We should be happy we get to watch his work each week for free.

 

[Mutard]

Wow, what a bunch of fucking ingrates. Are you all the same people that ***** when that "free" movie you downloaded was poor quality?

 

[Ellivader]

I think it's funny how people are complaining how 'lame' the video is, yet if there wasn't one, they'd demand to know why and then why no one bothered to tell them. Sheesh.

 

[goldenheart323]

RS, the ironic thing is that I think your post is as messed up and illogical as you think mine is.

I'm hardly a Zero Punctuation fan-boy. I'm merely an individual who personally can't give two shits if someone says "fuck you" to me. This phrase has become almost commonplace greeting amongst me and my friends. I might just be desensitized to it, but I hardly see the advantage in getting all butt-hurt over someone saying it to me. I rather think it to be a funny phrase and anyone who uses it to seriously insult someone drastically needs to expand their vocabulary(as we know is not the case with Mr.Croshaw). If he wanted to genuinely anger people, I believe he could be far more creative than that.

I feel like I'm pointing out the obvious, but just because you and your friends use an insult as a friendly greeting, that doesn't change the real meaning and intent of a word.
Also, does "butt-hurt" mean the same thing as annoyed? I thought it meant to get extremely upset. I explained why some would feel insulted or mad. At any rate, I'm only annoyed at Yahtzee.
I did say it was possible, (though unlikely,) he meant that as a joke but delivered the joke very poorly. I suppose it's also possible he meant it as a serious f-u, but doesn't care how we respond. Anyway, my point wasn't how he meant it. I was explaining why some people would be upset by what he said.

In conclusion, I would put it to you that it is you who is the fan-boy. Understand that I am by no means defending Yahtzee; he's a big boy and is quite capable of doing it himself. I simply am easily aggravated by people who fail to think before they speak(or type). You on the other hand go straight to rage when your precious ZP doesn't deliver as you think it should. You get your little feelings hurt when you find out Mr.Croshaw might not love you. You take it as a personal attack when he's not all warm and cuddly with his fan-base. Please, for the sake of all those who read your drivel; grow-up.

Again, you fail to understand the meaning of a word. A fan-boy DEFENDS the actions of someone or some company to the point of abandoning all reason to do so. I'm criticizing Yahtzee. Exactly what am I a fan-boy of? Also, what part of my post expressed rage? I never even said what I personally felt. I explained why some would feel insulted or mad. You accuse me of having all these extremely hurt feelings when it is you with the overly impassioned argument. You're the one who failed at not sounding like a fan-boy.

I had more to say, but concluded your perspective and way of thinking is far too different than mine for you to understand.

 

[harachi]

Christ that was painful. Stick to game reviews please Ben.

 

[Crapster]

There were some pretty funny lines in this. I liked the bit about "cool indie cancers" but beyond that, I have nothing else to say. Except that Yahtzee's accent is more pronounced in person, though that's pretty damn irrelevant.