Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

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RedHoodProdigalSon

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While i understand that yes by now Yathzee has a rabid fanbase (myself included) and didn't want to disapoint them, seriously dude why? I turn the video off after about two minutes, this just wasn't funny, and yes i understand you need a break every now and then you could have just posted a note saying you were on Holiday. You are at your best hiding behind the Rorshach mask that is Your Yatzee persona, without that you are nothing but Ben Crowsaw,a dry witted, british guy who drives around america with a camcorder, telling everyone he's on the road in america. This felt more like some tweleve year olds home video than a Yatzee Review, seriously dude Stay behind the camera and stick to what you know.
 

Desert Tiger

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It was either this or "There will be no Zero Punctuation this Wednesday". Which would you prefer? Stop whining and realise you're not obligated to watch.
 

ark123

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Yahtzee sucks in every live event he does because he's clearly too shy to act like his ZP persona, which is what we love. He acts just like he does in ZP in the Australian Gamer Podcast, so I can only assume it's a fear of speaking in public.
We picture him telling people to fuck off and kicking bums in the street and what we get is this quiet, nice English guy trying to do deadpan standup and failing miserably. Huge disappointment.
 

TheMirai

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I liked the ZP theme playing on the stereo at 0:33 onward. That was funny.
Yahtzee sucks in every live event he does because he's clearly too shy to act like his ZP persona, which is what we love. He acts just like he does in ZP in the Australian Gamer Podcast, so I can only assume it's a fear of speaking in public.
Writers generally aren't public speakers. Just saying.
 

Jman1236

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I was hoping for a Borderlands review, but I guess this better than no ZP or a clipshow episode.
 

Uszi

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He should have gone to a Wendies.
I was hoping he'd put some rip on us yanks for being fat...

Maybe if he had walked into a gun store with a small BK combo and purchased an AK.
That would have been funny.
 

knight56

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Thank you. Thank you for ruining Washington D.C. forever for me. No seriously...I'm greatful.
 

Danny Ocean

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I'm surprised they let you film the white house like that. They made us put our cameras away.
 

SyphonX

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What a bunch of twats in this thread. "Waah, Waaah, I'm too shallow and dimwitted to produce my own videos or creative writing, so I'm going to shit all over people that do whenever I get the chance, waaah, waah!"

No, seriously.. to bring this back on topic.


Fuck you... basically.
 

Swaki

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huh, not what i expected, it was okay and all, better than nothing, but its like being told your getting bacon and then they serve you carrots.
 

SyphonX

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It was rather funny that, for whatever reason, the Eff-bomb was censored but the various phallus and sphere references, the masturbation jokes, miscarriage zingers and other various subjects were not.
 

300lb. Samoan

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To cop a joke from Monday night's Daily Show, this is a lot like watching "Mr. Smith goes to ::snooooooore::" Thanks for submitting a video anyway, would have been nice if the time spent gabbing in the car had been spent writing witty thoughtful jokes about the monuments you visit.

And if I must imagine that you are the pitcher, as far as this video's concerned my fantasy is that I knock a fastball right back at the mound and it knocks the hat right off your head. This one's a miss!
 

Arehexes

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I hope he stops by NC, wouldn't mind seeing that dude and giving him a high five =D.
 

Orange_Clockwork

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Moderate laugh.

But the cock and balls pull is over-used nowadays. It's still funny to hear someone say it though.
 

munx13

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"you know, for a fact, there is at least one person getting off to this"

*drops pants*










LOL