Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

[Samoftherocks]

Ok...love ya, but...GIGANTIC waste of time...easily the least clever thing you've ever commited to the internet...a "best of" clip would have been more entertaining...if you commit to a travelouge, make it WAY less about your thoughts on cake, cock and balls, or anything else "rapping tom-tom" related and more about the place, whatever place, you may be...goddamnit...

EDIT: ZP is my Wednesday get out of bed thing...don't fuck it up...

 

[darth_franny]

It's unusual to here Yahtzee speaking slowly for a change... it's downright weird

 

[CokeGuy]

Fail

 

[Hybridwolf]

So...much...hate...

Seriously give the man a break. He's in a country with a different time scheme, he dosen't sound so chipper, and he hasn't got acess to a bloody computer. You want a new ZP, either make one yourself, or make a time machine.

OT: Very good, a bit dull in terms of humor, but still made me chuckle, so it's all good.

 

[zakwak01]

Look granted it was a little tiresome still its new content wich i still cant get enough of seriously. Also they only bleeped out swearing in the first 2 minutes the rest was fine and uncensored but honestly grow a nut sack its one week and for all its worth i as an Australian enjoy watching buildings visualised as giant sex organs as long as there not ours its like saying "look were American we can build a giant pointy things..... oh crap it looks like a penis".Look he will be back were he belongs next week so you can finaly get that uncharted review.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Sorry but i found this particular video a bit boring, funny yes, but rather slow. Everything he said, i used to think... I prefer him talking 2 fast on Zero Puntuation then the slow way he was saying things.

Don't get me wrong (before the flaming begins), i do like the other things he has done and of course the Zero Punctuation vids and the other real life vids he has done.

 

[Dannie]

Okey, not very funny. But nice to see Yahtzee.

 

[Belbe]

Soooo DC = boring
DC + Nuclear bombs and/or alien attacks = Awesome games and movies!!
I love mathematics.

 

[The Cake Is Annoying]

Bah! Yahtzee is going soft! He didn't even criticise the annoying level design, ridiculous spoken map interface or jumpy camera and Oh-so-stylised series of short scenes cutting to more short cut scenes!

 

[chase211]

I'm just loling that Yahtzee actualy drove all over Washington to see each of these monuments and make rather lame penis jokes...the time investment for that joke is funny to me.

 

[Ogoid]

Wow, I just read through the first 3 pages and I have to say that there are a lot of idiots with a sense of entitlement in here.

Like yourself, who apparently has the power to decide what people may or may not think about the video?

Honestly, just fuck off, Yahtzee deserves a break and you are lucky he uploaded anything at all.

Yes, Yahtzee may need a vacation; hell knows he deserves one. That's why I think he could simply have said so. "Sorry, folks, I'll be taking a break for a while now. Check back later." As it is, he posted a video, and people expressed their opinions about it (which is, you know, the whole point of having a forum).

So honestly, just fuck off yourself. I didn't like it. I have as much right to say so as you have to say you did.

 

[WaffleGod]

It was OK. But I'd rather seen a review. Oh well, better this then nothing I guess...

 

[benjamin_83]

well done, most people would sit on their arse and eat cake on their time off, but you still managed to post something not only that it wasn't half bad good on yah

 

[m0nk666]

Meh .. 6 mins of my life wasted there ( actually more like 2 as I cheated and flicked through it)

ADDED: Next time maybe bring back the terrible OIRISH accent or summat similar so we can larf lots.

 

[MercurySteam]

A British guy that lives in Australia that's visiting America.

Not a combination that someone should try very often.

 

[Keithustus]

As someone who's been in DC for several years, must say "LOL". Thanks.

 

[WaderiAAA]

The deep question was genious. And if anyone says the cake is a lie, they will die.

 

[tootbrush]

Are you sure the music in this video is not by Frank Klepacki, the guy behind the Command & Conquer tracks?

Yeah, the 3 BGM tracks ('Vigilante', 'Rage and Fury' and 'Krung Kick') after the White House scene are from Frank Klepacki's album "Awakening of Aggression". Probably should've credited him?

 

[CMon]

I live right outside a Washington and the next time I'm on the mall I'll point out all the stuff the big....egg that is the white house the big.....cake that is the capital and of course the phallic Washington Monument but I knew that one beforehand.

Well I'm sure he wanted to point out how the white house looks like a...female...breast...

...though I don't see how that's less appropriate than calling the Washington Monument a penis.