Zero Punctuation: Wet

[Samurai Goomba]

why were so many people placed on probation on this thread?

It's a relatively nice way of saying, "please read the forum rules before posting next time."

Yahtzee topics always have a lot of probations, suspensions and bans, because people from outside the forum join just to post there, but they sometimes don't bother to check the rules before doing so.

 

[shannon.archer]

Great vid although not in your top half. Pillock was hilarious though. I wonder why so many people got probation at the start of this thread.

 

[WaderiAAA]

Lol, loved the conversation with the game designer and his boss.

 

[noodlestreet]

One of the funniest one ever. From the angler fish in an SS uniform to the conversation between "Pillock and Boss", this one was just awesome.

Great review VZ but was expecting Halo ODST.Still funny as hell.

Read Extra Punctuation. He's not doing it.

Damn! Still a very funny review,one of my favorites....Ha Pillock!

EDIT: oops, someone beat me to it. Oh well. Hoping he reviews Brütal Legend next week. Want to know if it's actually any good.

Yeah he'll probably do brutal legend if Australian entertainment people don't ban it.
I might get it for christmas when the price goes down a bit.

PS. how did you get the U with the .. above it?

on Mac, command-u then u again.

 

[Supernova2000]

The impression I got from the demo was basically everything said in that review.

Never been so bored in my life.

I've haven't been so pissed off since my internet slowed to an agonising crawl and again that was just the demo. Even the box art fills me with such contempt that I fell like going round my local Gamestation and burning every single one they have. It's basically Rubi looking down her nose at you as if to say "look at me, I'm the greatest sexiest game protaganist in history!" The smug, arrogant *****!

 

[SweetCakeKiller]

Awesome review, like usuall.
Nice touch with the Pillock and his boss, although I liked Terry and Gonad more.

 

[theultimateend]

inb4 banhammer.

Also, I thought the humor was a little dry in this review.

Really? I thought the pillock scene was hilarious.

Damn these thoughts and their utter weightlessness.

 

[Hlain]

Poor Pillock's boss.

 

[Danpascooch]

sweetness!!!!!!!
i was wondering if i should buy this or not
lol always come to Yahtzee to save you money on video games

Yahtzee is the BEST way to save money on videogames, if you only buy games on his reccomendation, you would buy like maybe 3 games a year, lol

Yahtzee is unfair to games, but its his thing to amplify all their bad traits, and its freaking entertaining, supplementing Yahtzee with Game Informer magazine is how I choose whether or not to buy a game that looks good.

Although maybe I'm not giving Yahtzee enough credit in the actual reviewing he does, after all, he does recognize an incredible game every so often, I just think his standards are too high

 

[j_meister]

You played the wet from start to finish?! Poor Yahtzee. The demo was enough to let me know how rubbish the game was.

 

[Rorkimaru]

I doubt he played the game on the grounds of failing to mention the awesome soundtrack...

 

[MrSinisterMK]

I had to stop this weeks vid three times because I was laughing so hard. The Anti-arse shoe polish had me on the floor laughing.

 

[dudeman0001]

"Hurry up *****!"
I hope he reviews uncharted 2, I think he won't like how they haven't added much except multiplayer, but I still think it'd be a funny review.
Even though I played the multiplayer beta and fuckin loved that game.

 

[dudeman0001]

I personally enjoyed WET but this was still entertaining none the less. It seems to me like it had the Mirrors Edge problem. A lot of potential that just wasn't reached.

Damn you and your icon! Makin' me lose the game. Jerk.

 

[rabidkanid]

I actually did notice a bunch of the issues that he mentioned here, I just never payed too much attention to them.

One BIG issue that he didn't mention was that during those challenge missions they force on you there is one in particular where you have to shoot targets around a bus. The targets mesh completely into the background and with the coloring of the bus and at times you hear the noise of a target going up but have no idea where it is cause of it's chameleon like abilities.

A fried of mine I believe actually bothered to get all the gold ratings for the missions and even got gold on the first one the very first time he tried it where I got bronze or silver, can't remember. I wonder if he's just got way too much time on his hands or I'm too lazy since I don't care to be forced to do stuff like that in games that I don't really like anymore just so I can force getting my moneys worth out of a game.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

nice review, yahtzee

 

[MrTurquoise]

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