Zero Punctuation: what games do you want to see reviewed??

[tris4992]

agree with point 1 and 3

I'd like to see what he does to vanquish, gameplay good everything else [insert rant composed by the flames of hell itself]

considering how its a game that holds itself up without any multiplayer (just heaps of replay value) it would be intresting to see how bad he treats it

 

[Bugerion]

I know he hates JRPG games but I would like if he reviewed Golden sun 1,2,3 because I think dose are the only JRPG games that are good

 

[SoulChaserJ]

I'd like a review of Six Days in Fallujah

 

[Sixcess]

Minecraft. He likes sandbox games and Minecraft is the blocky god of all sandbox games.

Personally, I'd find a retrospective of Fear Effect and Fear Effect 2 fascinating, since they're two of my top 10 games. Very unforgiving gameplay with lots of lovingly rendered death scenes and great dialogue would give him plenty to tear into. Oh, and there's also lesbians. Mustn't forget the lesbians bisexuals.

 

[JamesStone]

Spartan Total Warrior

 

[Bugerion]

Minecraft. He likes sandbox games and Minecraft is the blocky god of all sandbox games.

Personally, I'd find a retrospective of Fear Effect and Fear Effect 2 fascinating, since they're two of my top 10 games. Very unforgiving gameplay with lots of lovingly rendered death scenes and great dialogue would give him plenty to tear into. Oh, and there's also lesbians. Mustn't forget the lesbians bisexuals.

For some reason I think he would trash the game because the only thing that makes the game interesting is your creativity so if you don't have it you will not have funn also he doesn't like MP

 

[blobby218]

jak and daxter: 1,2,3 and x

amazing games

 

[Emo-Hawk]

Does it really matter we'd still watch it if he reviewed how well he beat up a small child with an innocent puppy and we'd still find the lolz and silver lining out of it.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Desert Bus!

Or maybe NecroVision, since it was a FPS not ruined by what Halo has done to the genre...

 

[thefleeger]

For me,

1. Any Ratchet and Clank game

I would love this too. But if you have listened to any of the 'Australian Gamer' podcasts, I'm pretty sure Yahtzee thinks they're children's games.
Or that may have been Matt....

*goes off to listen to 'Australian Gamer' podcasts again*

I can understand that, yet he does review mario games... even if just to berate nintendo

It's true he likes ripping Nintendo, but he also gets paid to do it, so it's like a bonus. Another chance to rip Nintendo, and he gets paid.

 

[zehydra]

lol you can't help but wonder about Yahtzee's reaction to minecraft. He'd probably hate it, and probably isn't reviewing it with the excuse that it's not finished yet.

 

[thefleeger]

Definitely Hitman: Blood Money.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

You do know that Yahtzee does not review games as he is not a reviewer he is a critic so as such he does critiques not reviews. I suppose I would like to see him critique KoTOR but I don't really watch Yahtzee too much but I'd probably watch that one.

 

[martyrdrebel27]

You do know that Yahtzee does not review games as he is not a reviewer he is a critic so as such he does critiques not reviews. I suppose I would like to see him critique KoTOR but I don't really watch Yahtzee too much but I'd probably watch that one.

...ugh. take your semantics elsewhere.

 

[BBMv12]

There of loads of games I'd like to see get the Zero Punctuation treatment. For ones that are already out:
. Manhunt 2 (I loved the Manhunt ZP)
. Saw/Saw2
. Naughty Bear (ZP is better when shit games are being ripped to shreds)
. Guitar Hero Warriors of Rock (hey, he's reviewed all the others!)
. The Sly Collection
. WWE games (one genre Yahtzee seems to be ignoring. I wonder why though?)


As for games yet to come, and will probably end up BEING reviewed, well:
. Dead Space 2 (yeah, he was wrong about DS1 but it was funny)
. LBP2 (no more wiggling arse with eyes)
. Team ICO Collection
. Portal 2
. Arkham City
. Uncharted III

Also, as a joke (maybe April Fools?) I'd like to see Zero Punctuation: Mogworld.

 

[Rathands]

Kingdom Hearts.

I love it enough to love it after him.

You're braver than me - if I really love something (such as Kingdom Hearts) and I know that regardless of how funny a review is, that I'm going to completely disagree with the reviewer's opinions, then I curl up like Smeagle with my hands over my ears, rocking in a corner.

I just like watching his reviews. Anything from a big franchise that needs to be taken down a peg or two is always a laugh (said by the Square Enix fan ;D)

 

[irani_che]

bulletstorm when it comes out
either it will be innovative enough to impress him, combinded with the fun of dropkicking ur foes then whipping them into th air and shooting them up the ass till bullets come out their nose

or he will call it a Gears of war clone with a pretty paintjob

 

[ntw3001]

Space Rangers 2!

It's not new enough, so it'll never ever happen.

 

[Okysho]

Either Dawn of war (or some other warhammer 40k game) and Conkers Bad Fur day