Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[SmoothOperator]

Wohow, that was just AWESOME!

 

[Sundavar]

HA, YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T EVER GIVE A GAME SCORES.
Sorry for the caps lock. Very original review, quite awesome!

 

[JediMB]

To make things simple and clear:

1981: Castle Wolfenstein (Muse Software)
1984: Beyond Castle Wolfenstein (Muse Software)
1992: Wolfenstein 3D
1992: Spear of Destiny
2001: Return to Castle Wolfenstein
2003: Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory
2009: Wolfenstein

The most recent game is the only one in the series that's actually called "Wolfenstein" and nothing more. Shame on Yahtzee.

...But, hey, the limerick was oddly hypnotic and nice. I got the impression that it was very informative too.

 

[ROTMASTER]

holy hell...he gave it a score....2 stars...

i know i saw thenat thought waht and had to go back to make sure i didn't stroke off for a minute.... oh god damn it He is probly going to review World of Warcraft now

 

[Olikunmissile]

That was bloody brilliant!

 

[Redd]

That was great, Gave me one hell of a good laugh. Lyrical genius.

I can't say much about the game though, never played any of them. Oh well.

 

[slackbheep]

Beautiful. I shed a single tear.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

That is some skill my Yahtzee
You are a true paparazzi
What the hell I spelled that right?
This game looks like it sucks
I give up cause I don't even remember what kind of poem this was supposed to be. And It's not screwed at any chance of it.

 

[WaderiAAA]

Epicness. it has almost fascinated me how people manage to rhyme and make it work. I could never make something with rhymes without pulling of some desperate crap. How many stanzas were there to the limerick? Between 15 and 20 or something. Man, that must have been a lot of work.

 

[obliterate]

Yahtzee you are truely a poet.

Yes that aside...He made all that just to restrain himself from all the hate for this new game...well I personally don't blame him the game doesn't deserve perfect scores...if you like the story well yes...I have played all the Wolfenstein games and this one...sux like HELL !!!
Sorry I am not a hater I even loved the previous releases but there was nothing original about this one (well the spells maybe but nothing else)...so yet again Yahtzee rules and the game sucked sry...

 

[Aptspire]

I won't play this to the end.
The AI isn't my friend.
Cause even if you try hard,
And rightly play your card(s),
it's just another shitty blend.
...
I can do it too

 

[Overdell]

Paparazzi is plural..

 

[The Cake Is Annoying]

Its good the second time too.

 

[Blanks]

Well at least he nows how to mix it up, but seriously Dissidia was released in australia on the 3rd; i guess my theory is correct and we won't be getting a review of it after batman

hopefully i'm wrong

 

[lozfoe444]

This review was very much funny. The whole rhyme idea was great! I guess that there's really no other way to review a game so bland and generic and make it funny unless you do the originality for it.

 

[thenerdgirl]

This was awesome! I wasn't a fan of last week's Irish accent post but this one of the best so there's something to be said for branching out. Can't wait for your next review.

 

[ThreeKneeNick]

I found this ZP episode apathic, even though Yahtzee can pull off just about anything. But do stick to what made you famous.