Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[Hemothorax]

Brilliant review, both the style and the content!

 

[Eruanno]

He... did it... in... limerick...

*Proceeds to build a Zero Punctuation altar out of debris*

 

[Mosstromo]

Well ... That was interesting. Very funny and like I keep saying to my friends Wolfenstein is Generic, It may have been a creator of the damn genre but you think it might try and change.

It was not even the the creator of the genre (FPS, that is). The originator of it all was not even a PC game. It was "Marathon", a game that was only for the... Mac.

Weird World!

 

[sneak_copter]

Ah, this game is getting way to much hate.

Good review. I didn't like the rhyming that much.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Wow, he rymed up a storm didn't he? That was pretty good.

And a score, oh my!

 

[nintendo64isking]

amazing poetry yahtzee!

 

[Tjoubou]

I love limmericks way to go!

 

[spookystick]

Wow, just plain awsome!

 

[Hithlain]

now that was an impressive use of limericks. I'll have to remember that for my inauguration speech when I become president of the world... it might spice it up a little >_>

 

[Boaal]

My faith in Yahtzee's reviews are restored. That was brilliant!

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

Well Yahtzee, you seem to find a way to review the un-reviewable which is excellent. First it was Prototype vs. Infamous now the limerick style that I truly enjoyed. I'm not sure if you reviewed other games similarly but if you did then

I played Arkham Asylum (Full Version not the demo )for PS3 at the local Best Buy and my thoughts not to be given I look forward to next weeks review of Batman: Arkham Asylum.

 

[VMerken]

But Yahtzee you non-Materazzi,
it's not the same title you know
If you look closer at the box art
You'll see W0LFENSTEIN with a cool zero

Apart from that slight-o misreading
your review was quite on the par
Little was the game captivating
thus I'd too give it two times the star

 

[Volucer]

Lol, loved it. Best ZP yet with those lyrics, and I agree 100% with it, that's why I'm trading it in this week for DiRT 2, hopefully that'll last longer than the 5 hours Wolfenstein did.

 

[farmerboy219]

that was epic

 

[Klarinette]

I actually applauded at the end. For a while, I forgot he was speaking in Limericks. Awesome ^_^

 

[SonofSeth]

zing!!! Back to form, finally!

This is why I bother every week. Hurra hurra!!!

 

[antipunt]

I can't believe I'm saying this but: "mad skillz"

 

[Clashero]

Ah, christ, your stupid limerick is stuck to my head (at least the one that followed the rhythm pattern)

nice review, some of the rhymes made me laugh

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I wanted to punch my monitor after about two minutes. Goddamn gimmicks.