Oh, f*** all the dumb, stupid remakes
That have me decide to then go make
Some silly non-prose
Dis-ing their brown nose
'Cuz all redone games are worse than crabs cake!
But for real (or OT): that was a great review, and although I've never played Wolfenstein "3D," I don't intend to anymore, because the lyrical genius known as Yahtzee has dissuaded me.