Zero punctuation

[Shepard's Shadow]

"And of course what would a BioWare RPG be without dialogue? It's a whole bunch of silence and trousers. That's what."

From the Dragon Age Origins review. That was and still is hilarious.

 

[RatRace123]

The hero, who is called Link on the rare occasions when I feel mature enough not to abuse the name creator, and fagballs at all the other times.

 

[Humppaporo]

I've gotten so bored with Yahtzee lately I can't remember anything he's ever said. I haven't even watched the last 5 videos.

This, although i have watched the latest videos. want to see him doing what he did with his older videos

This. Older videos are better.

 

[Disaster Button]

In the Velvet Assassin review.

"Velvet Assassin is about an emotionally dead young woman slitting the throats of Nazis because they just peeled off a Jewish baby's face and jerked off with it."

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Lullabye]

I've gotten so bored with Yahtzee lately I can't remember anything he's ever said. I haven't even watched the last 5 videos.

This, although i have watched the latest videos. want to see him doing what he did with his older videos

Definitely. Though there was something....different? about his latest video. I can't quite put my finger on it, and I'm not sure what to make of it......

OT: I like the different characters he creates. With just a few polygons he manages to create a far more entertaining version of a character/monster than the original in the game.

This. Older videos are better.

 

[aDuck]

I've gotten so bored with Yahtzee lately I can't remember anything he's ever said. I haven't even watched the last 5 videos.

This, although i have watched the latest videos. want to see him doing what he did with his older videos

Definitely. Though there was something....different? about his latest video. I can't quite put my finger on it, and I'm not sure what to make of it......

OT: I like the different characters he creates. With just a few polygons he manages to create a far more entertaining version of a character/monster than the original in the game.

This. Older videos are better.

wait... what?

 

[Manhattan2112]

In the Mercenaries 2 episode, when he was talking about how stupid the A.I. is. "They got out of the helicopter, ran towards me, fell 6 feet off and died."

 

[Lullabye]

I've gotten so bored with Yahtzee lately I can't remember anything he's ever said. I haven't even watched the last 5 videos.

This, although i have watched the latest videos. want to see him doing what he did with his older videos

This. Older videos are better.
Though there was something....different? about his latest video. I can't quite put my finger on it, and I'm not sure what to make of it......

OT: I like the different characters he creates. With just a few polygons he manages to create a far more entertaining version of a character/monster than the original in the game.

wait... what?

The fu..? my post got chopped somehow. I shall fix!

 

[Ildecia]

the halo wars freakout he did was epic

 

[tristow]

ahem... "GO TEAM RETARD!"

 

[huckleberryhound]

The Crysis video. Partly bec ause it was the first one i ever saw, and partly because it struck a nerve - i had just bought a PC which at the time was the the gaming equivelant of the dog's bollox, and bought the game to justify the spends

 

[Toar]

Zero Punctuation is the best review show out there so far. He isn't gettting BETTER, but his old ones are definately awesome. The first vid that I watched was Mercenaries 2 and it was hillarious.

 

[zero_raver]

What was the funniest thing youve seen on zero punctuation for me it was either the halo wars with the eyebrows joke or darksidors i am a monster truck that walks like a man

The whole idea wth not using punctiuation is something Yahtzee is allowed to do. Mainly because you don't have to read what he says in his videos. You, however, should really get aquainted with Mr. Period and Mrs. Comma.

*clears throat*
You mean Mrs. Period and Mr. Comma right?

I'm slightly discouraged with myself for writing that.

Anyways I love the entire Painkiller review with "It could only be better if it had tits and was on fire", "Murdering tonnes of dudes rant", and "but any criticism I find is immediately quashed when I remember that one of the guns shoots shurikens and lightning. "

 

[Hiphophippo]

What was the funniest thing youve seen on zero punctuation for me it was either the halo wars with the eyebrows joke or darksidors i am a monster truck that walks like a man

Is this irony or trolling? I can't seem to find your punctuation.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

'Excuse me while I put my Elitist hat on*


**I did like Yahtzee when he was not popular - My favorite rant of his was the 'People are shit - and more people = more shit'

Now he is more popular than sliced bread; he attracts...the unwanted

You get the impression of a couple of 13 year old boys gathering around the computer laughing over-the-top at his swearing and not buying anything he rants about.

I agree with this sentiment, although I will admit I had not heard of this site until I had heard of zero punctuation. Still, I'm awesome and everyone loves me, right?

right? DON'T LEAVE ME OUT IN THE COLD!

 

[Rafe]

Naming himself 'Gareth Gobblecoque' on one of the MMO reviews to break the game.

 

[Jory]

The bit with the trousers in the DA:O review

I was in tears

 

[CroutonsOfDeath]

The quote that got me hooked on Yahtzee:

"The only time the game really comes alive for me is when it goes into sheer balls to the wall mindfuckery for a moment. Suddenly, I'm in a dark room and then I'm in another, darker room with a blurry filter over my vision and can hear what must be a moose being strangled in a tin bath. Awesome!" Seriously, that was the line that hooked me on him and its still my favourite xP

There's also the entirety of the Wolfenstein episode, and I can't for the life of me remember which episode it was but I also loved when he said "You *CAN* remove the filling from a Cadbury cream egg and you *CAN* replace it with Branston Pickle, but would that be a good idea? Hmm, gimme a minute." *Pause* "No, no it really isn't."

I also love his post-script in the World Tour review. Can't hear that song now without going
"Put on a trenchcoat and fight some conspiracies..." etc.

 

[wizzerd229]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but nobody's going to eat that because you stuck your dick in it!"

ok, what video is that, i cannot find it.