Zombie apocalypse arsenal!

[Bellorewrath]

Ok so my curiosity to zombie apocalypse has been peaked (due to a life long fear of the horrid things) and because of similar forum debates! But what i really want to know is what weapons would people had if they had to fight a war against these shambling cravers of human flesh? what arsenal would you arm yourself with to wage a war and courageous last stand to thwart the voracious cadavers?! It can be anytihg you like bearing in mind nothign is really everlasting adn this is a last stand situation of a personal or small group war against the dessicated hordes so you have to have a 'suicide' option or final stand weapon.

so bearing these in mind i give thee mine!

A mix of Chaos space marine and fallout three Tesla armour (energy efficiency and simply being thickly armoured) for protection from bites and quite simply to look AWESOME while i go on the frenzy!
A chainsaw axe with uzi and when that goes 'caput' dual short swords, my preference being the thick blade and efficiently wieldable Cutlass for effective decapitation and if need be terminal stabbing the cutlass can provide.
a chaingun for the loud finish to my 'alive' stage and then.....


A nuclear bomb
Yes you read it correctly a Nuclear bomb. If i get even SLIGHTLY close to getting bitten or overrun then im blowing me, them, YOU and everything else into Atomised sizes zombie crumbs and cracking the world a new A-hole.
so thats my selection i'd love to hear yours!

p.s. Im new here if you like this forum add me as a friend!!!!

 

[Internet Kraken]

We really need a forum on zombies in general. There are just so many zombie threads.

 

[Pandalisk]

We really need a forum on zombies in general. There are just so many zombie threads.

But its the newcomers that start it not the regulars, just avoid the thread if you dont like it man.

I choose my bare hands! and a bear. I also demand a catapult so i can take pot shots at zombies from the Roof of my high-rise apartment block, secure from all zombies, while swigging Vodka.

and one of those Hand chainsaw things

 

[Hazy]

3 Things:

1.Chainsaw
2.Shotgun
3.Vampire Rain. That could destroy legions of the buggers in bloody seconds.

 

[Romaru]

Kevlar weaved all over body suit, with thin ceramic plates covering chest, arms, etc.

I would be in a fortress surrounded by several ring shaped dry moats filled with traps to restrain anything caught, so bear trap or similar

I would carry a cut down vulcan cannon for simply spraying huge quantities of ammo at the oncoming hordes that make it past the trapped moats.

When I run out of bullets I would use a carbon steel katana sword, sharpened by laser. Then hope I don't cut my own arm off.

Said fortress would be built on an active volcano with a failsafe system in that if a computer detects my vitals stop it detonates an explosive within the volcano and causes it to erupt spewing lava onto the undead.

 

[Birras]

Arsenal name:Birra AZ corps (standard issue)

Body armor/clothing:Trenchcoat, Birra BDU
Firearmaewoo K1A Carbine
Sidearm:Raging Bull Revolver
Meele:Katana

 

[Berethond]

We really need a forum on zombies in general. There are just so many zombie threads.

Agreed, but it would be the subject of a lot of Necroing.

OR the mods could set a filter so that any OP with the words ''zombie'', ''invasion'', and/or ''apocalypse'' triggers an insta-ban.

 

[Berethond]

We really need a forum on zombies in general. There are just so many zombie threads.

Agreed, but it would be the subject of a lot of Necroing.

OR the mods could set a filter so that any OP with the words ''zombie'' and ''invasion'' triggers an insta-ban.

I meant that as a funny...

Oh.
'Necro'
Like, dead.
Ha
ha
[barfs]

Sorry, bad puns make me sick...

 

[Berethond]

We really need a forum on zombies in general. There are just so many zombie threads.

Agreed, but it would be the subject of a lot of Necroing.

OR the mods could set a filter so that any OP with the words ''zombie'' and ''invasion'' triggers an insta-ban.

I meant that as a funny...

Oh.
'Necro'
Like, dead.
Ha
ha
[barfs]

Sorry, bad puns make me sick...

Yes, I purposely put that there to sicken you.

That's terrible.
How could you do such a thing?

 

[ssgt splatter]

1. Pistol
2. Shotgun
3. Assult Rifle
4. Light Machine Gun
5. Heavey Machine Gun
6. Rocket Launcher
7. Tank
8. Helicopter
...
...
Hey, I have connections.

 

[KeiraZodiac]

The first weapon against the zombie invasion is the self - one must be turned into an unstopable, un-bite-able machine!

Failing that:
Crowbar
pistol with silencer
shotgun with silencer (if there is such a thing)
Lightsabre (because it would be so frakking cool!)
The Gravity Gun
The Portal Gun (how cool would that be, open a portal on the side of a skyscaper, another one directly in front of you in a coridor, laugh as the zombies fall right through it, 50 stories to their own awesome crippled doom)
A samurai sword
A lawnmower (Braindead has it totally right!)
The complete series of The Wire on DVD and a DVD player (what - I might get very bored at one point)

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

We really need a forum on zombies in general. There are just so many zombie threads.

Agreed, but it would be the subject of a lot of Necroing.

OR the mods could set a filter so that any OP with the words ''zombie'' and ''invasion'' triggers an insta-ban.

I meant that as a funny...

Oh.
'Necro'
Like, dead.
Ha
ha
[barfs]

Sorry, bad puns make me sick...

Yes, I purposely put that there to sicken you.

That's terrible.
How could you do such a thing?

He wanted to punish you.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

We really need a forum on zombies in general. There are just so many zombie threads.

I suggest less zombies. In every aspect of life.

 

[Jay Kay]

Nanosuit.

 

[Berethond]

We really need a forum on zombies in general. There are just so many zombie threads.

Agreed, but it would be the subject of a lot of Necroing.

OR the mods could set a filter so that any OP with the words ''zombie'' and ''invasion'' triggers an insta-ban.

I meant that as a funny...

Oh.
'Necro'
Like, dead.
Ha
ha
[barfs]

Sorry, bad puns make me sick...

Yes, I purposely put that there to sicken you.

That's terrible.
How could you do such a thing?

He wanted to punish you.

I hate you.