Zombie Apocalypse (from the other side)

[jockslap]

Ok, now i know everyone loves to talk about how to survive a Zombie apocalypse, but i had a different idea. Suppose you where a zombie and zombies could think, where would u head to try and find food?

(i would head to like....rural areas, that way i can see them from a long while away)

 

[Bertruam]

Sewers. I could hide underwater and ambush people.

I agree with the advantage of the open field idea, but the bad part is you might run into a guy with a hunting rifle.

 

[Flying-Emu]

A city, at least during the first few weeks of the outbreak. Plenty of food, little resistance.

 

[Zebra on Crack]

Id let other zombie peeps go into the cities first and take all the damage and then Id come in and mooch off my zombie bros rofl

 

[Haddi]

In a hospital. In the early stages, easy food, and lot of it. Later on, lots will come for supplies.

 

[prefectimo]

I'd kill myself after killing off all you idiots who bother to imagine scenarios involving zombies.

 

[RheynbowDash]

police station. the panic would bring a buffet of brains for me to munch on.

Source: The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks

 

[jockslap]

I'd kill myself after killing off all you idiots who bother to imagine scenarios involving zombies.

dude, take your 14 posts and gtfo, its a fun thing to discuss involving one of the most basic human fears imaginable. Death is scary, but it least its supposed to be final.

 

[RheynbowDash]

I'd kill myself after killing off all you idiots who bother to imagine scenarios involving zombies.

dude, take your 14 posts and gtfo, its a fun thing to discuss involving one of the most basic human fears imaginable. Death is scary, but it least its supposed to be final.

i also ditto this post.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I would actually steal it from my zombie friends when they least expect it.

 

[Demonic Panda]

Step 1. Use a zombie plan
Step 2. Realizeu are a zombie
Step 3. Locate Nuclear Stockpile
Step 4. Hold World Hostage
Step 5. ???
Step 6. Profit

 

[Bertruam]

I love that book!

the Zombie survival guide is the only thing keeping us safe.

 

[Arntor]

If I could think I would see how pointless it is to go around eating people. I'll just go running around hitting people with my dismembered body parts.

 

[prefectimo]

I'd kill myself after killing off all you idiots who bother to imagine scenarios involving zombies.

dude, take your 14 posts and gtfo, its a fun thing to discuss involving one of the most basic human fears imaginable. Death is scary, but it least its supposed to be final.

i also ditto this post.

Check out this then: [user]perfectimo[/user].

That is my other profile. Get over the zombie threads. This would have been done just like all the others.

 

[jockslap]

I'd kill myself after killing off all you idiots who bother to imagine scenarios involving zombies.

dude, take your 14 posts and gtfo, its a fun thing to discuss involving one of the most basic human fears imaginable. Death is scary, but it least its supposed to be final.

i also ditto this post.

Check out this then: [user]perfectimo[/user].

That is my other profile. Get over the zombie threads. This would have been done just like all the others.

since u clearly didnt follow my advice before, can u please just not post on my thread, i wanna keep it clean and ur mucking it all up.

EDIT: completely unrelated, but i LOVE the zombie survival guide as well, it was a good book, and if u liked it i suggest you read "World War Z" its more of an actual story rather than just a textbook type layout.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I'd kill myself after killing off all you idiots who bother to imagine scenarios involving zombies.

If you don't like scenarios with Zombies:
A. Don't post on this thread
B. The Escapist probably isn't right for you.

 

[HL Plague666]

i would hunt using a rifle you no take em out at a distance that way i dont get picked off

 

[Chickenlittle]

Any large population centre, you're nearly guaranteed to find groups of survivors. Or visit rural towns.

 

[jockslap]

I'd kill myself after killing off all you idiots who bother to imagine scenarios involving zombies.

If you don't like scenarios with Zombies:
A. Don't post on this thread
B. The Escapist probably isn't right for you.

my sentiments exactly.

EDIT: Trolls beware...im watching you u.u