Zombie Apocalypse (from the other side)

[Monkfish Acc.]

I would hide in the U-bend of a toilet somewhere. If I'm gonna infect someone, I'm gonna make sure it's as embarrassing as possible.

 

[Lord RPGs]

I'd probably take a food store, that is, if Zombies can think tactically. Why? Wait it out for a while, and eventually, groups would come down my way. Hide behind corner, wait until they show up, and Chow Down. As they say.

I liked the Hospital idea too though.

 

[jockslap]

Honestly, i think hospitals would probably be the best place overall. and this is my last post for the day, night people

 

[Bertruam]

Religous buildings (Church or other) are also good. Places like that usualy have a ton of freaked out people with little or no weapons available.

 

[prefectimo]

I'd kill myself after killing off all you idiots who bother to imagine scenarios involving zombies.

If you don't like scenarios with Zombies:
A. Don't post on this thread
B. The Escapist probably isn't right for you.

my sentiments exactly.

EDIT: Trolls beware...im watching you u.u

I shall participate in your thread since this is an open forum. I have just come up with these 2 scenarios.


I would wear a balaclava and long sleeved clothes and assimilate into the group of survivors. Having done this I would systematically take down every one of them.

OR.

Having the ability to think means I should have some level of rationality. Taking this into account I would try to take down as many zombies as possible so that the human survivors could continue the human race.


EDIT: Added "ave just come up with these 2 scenarios."

 

[dalek sec]

Religous buildings (Church or other) are also good. Places like that usualy have a ton of freaked out people with little or no weapons available.

Good place, cities are good but you run the risk of getting hit by a car or some whacko who stole some guns off dead police officers or SWAT guys.

 

[Bertruam]

Religous buildings (Church or other) are also good. Places like that usualy have a ton of freaked out people with little or no weapons available.

Good place, cities are good but you run the risk of getting hit by a car or some whacko who stole some guns off dead police officers or SWAT guys.

I see your point and agree. So a rural church would work. Not many people would visit but a few would come looking for supplies. They would end up searching the church becuase "Some one might have tried to hold up in their."

 

[Specter_]

In a hospital. In the early stages, easy food, and lot of it. Later on, lots will come for supplies.

Quoted for good idea (at least better than any I could come up with)

 

[Souplex]

As a new yorker, the zombie apocalypse is kind of ruined for me.
Zombified me: Brraiiiiiins.
Druggie: Stay away from my stash.
Druggie then proceeds to shoot me and run away. .
Z Me: Braaaaaaains.
Pidgeons and rats begin to eat me where I stand.

Zombie apocalypse averted.

 

[MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69]

Are you kidding? This one is a no-brainer, Wal-Mart. God knows there would be a buffet there, and most of the patrons are too out of shape to run away. Lunch is served!

 

[ChickDangerous]

I'd run for the schools. The teachers would be herding all the students into halls or onto the oval for roll calls and there would be masses of them congregating in the one spot. Feast!

 

[Sir Broccoli]

I'd bury myself somewhere and jump out whenever people pass by. It wouldn't be very efficient but they would be scared to death.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

Nearest third world country, no stops.

 

[Hyoscine]

Retirement communities for the win. Food that's slower that you are.

 

[jockslap]

I think i would personally and maliciously hunt down Nikki Awesome (google it) and eat what little brains shes got...she loves herself waaay to much.

 

[Bertruam]

I think i would personally and maliciously hunt down Nikki Awesome (google it) and eat what little brains shes got...she loves herself waaay to much.

I looked her up and I second this motion. Shouldnt be too hard. She looks like a peron who trips alot while running from danger.