"Well, I don't know where to begin." Vinny says. "So much has happened, It'd be pretty tough to recap. I used to be in with the mob, but we I got screwed over. So I started drinking, and I didn't stop. I didn't even know about the zombies when this apocalypse started. After a bit, I fought some zombies and went out to get some more booze. The zombies were already in abundance, but I was too drunk to notice. I went home, slept, took some Alka-Seltzer, and went back out. Then, I ran into a guy who said his name was Jack." -One Hour Later- "And this thing threw the dumpster over the Italian place! We got out and decided to run to the police station, but Ray showed up in a car that was too messed up to drive. We took him with us, and, sure enough, we made it here."