Zombie Apocalypse scenario: What will you do?

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Heronblade

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jdun said:
hahahah.

You really are funny.

I'm sure you go hiking 60-100 mile long trips with 60lbs of weight. Why don't you join the Marine Corp because it going to be easy for you. You only have to hike 48 miles with full battle gear to pass boot camp.

You really never been into rural America have you? Your lack of understanding of rural America roads show it in your post. When you enter rural America, roads are very narrow. There might be ditches that run parallel to the road to act as drainage. Next to the ditches there might be trees and lots of them. The further away you go away from the city, the roads turn from paved to gravel or dirt. Oh did I mention there also lots of trees and ditches in rural America?

Keep believing your truck can push trees down and cross deep ditches You need it.

"a little brute force to open up the cap, and a bucket on a rope." Do you know how stupid that sound? Keep repeating it and you understand why. hahahahah

I assume you never fix a car in your life. If you did you won't make the silly comment about pickax. If you're super strong enough you can flip the car over and than use the pickax. That would work. How many people have a pickax in their home? hahhahah

Keep believeing you're a great leader that will lead humanity out of the zombie Apocalypse. When they kill you in your sleep and take everything from you. You'll think otherwise.

Zombie isn't the main threat in a zombie Apocalypse or any Apocalypse. People are the main threats. Good luck in your fantasy world because you'll need it.
This is getting more than a little tiresome. I can understand some debate over whether or not something will work, but I would really appreciate it if you stopped this crap with claiming something I never began to hint. I am not leading a damn thing, I have no desire to lead anything, and am well aware that I would do a piss poor job if I attempted to lead anything, even if I could find others not willing to slit my throat, I'm talking about a desperate plan to survive that involves me getting the hell away from everyone and everything else, most likely to end in my death either on the way, or not too long afterwards

-The marines in boot camp carry significantly more weight, go at a faster pace, and go further in a single day than I ever would, while yelling at the top of their lungs much of the way. I go the distance at a slow pace, with regular breaks, enjoying the scenery on the way. Far, far easier than what they have to put up with.
-I work in rural America sir. In one of the more heavily forested regions of the nation. I don't have to travel the whole way, or even a significant portion of it offroad, just remain flexible enough to avoid the occasional roadblock by taking a different road or cutting through someone's farm/yard for a short distance.
-Typical cap on a gas reservoir has two lids, one resembling a smaller version of the manholes you see every day, and another below it sealed with a lock. Break that lock and lowering something in is simple.
-I said a pickaxe would be the ideal tool, not that it would be the only possible option, or that it is something incredibly common. a regular axe, a straight claw hammer, a standard hammer and a nail, and dozens of other possible tools exist. I just singled out the pick as the most convenient in terms of reliably punching a hole with minimal effort or swings.
-Flipping a car on its side with jacks and blocks is entirely possible, if not necessarily easy, or safe, doesn't require much strength either if the jack is worth anything at all. I've helped do the reverse before, with a top heavy tractor stuck in a tight spot we couldn't quite reach with other equipment. Much more difficult and much heavier than a car would be, we did have the help of another tractor to pull it up the last 50 degrees or so via a chain however.

jdun said:
With that said most people won't survive the Apocalypse because they lacked basic common sense and not self sufficient. For example the OP and the people that posted on this thread. The OP lack some of the very basic survival supplies that are needed to you know survive. Instead he list more weapons than a typical military person carry for battle. Electric items, Satellite phones, GPS, CB radio, etc. it's like they going to work in a post Apocalypse world even if he has a generators. Good luck with that fantasy.
-I listed more weapons than any military person would carry to battle, with no intention of handling more than a single rifle and side arm at once, or even necessarily at all. For a variety of reasons, including the possibility of notifying other humans I am in the area, I'd rather go the entire trip without firing a shot.
-If you paid attention, I acknowledged that the radio and other items may be useless in the long run. However, the satellites required to keep the GPS and satphone operational will remain in orbit and functional long after I would normally die of old age, with the phone possibly remaining useful if there are places in the world that didn't fall into anarchy. The radio, even if I never use it to communicate with others, can warn me if people are in the region. I can navigate somewhat without the GPS, but it will make finding alternative routes on the way up far easier, not to mention finding a safe place to stop.
 

Ix Rebound

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jdun said:
Ix Rebound said:
Mostly likely for me:
run down to the gun shop.
grab some guns and ammo
turns out i made too much noise and now im surrounded
hopefully i get a couple before im overwhelmed
pop myself in the head(zombies aren't getting me!)
You know what the problem with your scenario? Everybody will do the same thing. If the owner or employees isn't at the shop, whoever get there first will get all the guns and ammo. For the people that disagree with him, they'll get shot.
*sigh* its sad because it's true
 

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edit: removed quote cause i miss read it

realistic answer: be nummy

not realistic answer: acquire some MK7 power armor, a jump pack, a Power Sword, a Storm Bolter and Melta Gun for back up go to town on the undead abominations

cause. screw any 'realistic' answer for zombies >:D
 

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i live only 2 miles from marine base. one of my friends is a natres officer which can get me faster evac. one of my friends has guns, he only lives 200 meters close. we shoot guns so now and then with some other friends, i think i will be alright. though i would prefere a other kind of apocolypse, one in which i wont get eaten so quikly
 

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I live in Canada, so I'll risk the major population center, I'll go up to the top of the CN Tower, arms full of vaseline, and then coat the stairways in all the petroleum slippery goodness! No zombies getting at me!
However starvation soon sets in and I die.
 

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Zombies are so overrated, they are slow moving fragile bodies... I don't see why anyone would perceive them as a threat when you can out-jog them.
 

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I'd probably grab all the food I can get and hold up in my loft until-
A) I get rescued by survivors/Army
B) The crisis is over and we can all continue our daily lives
C) My food runs out, and the zombies are still roaming free, in which case I'll commit suicide via gunshot (Unlikely, I live in Engalnd) or knife to the face.

As much as I wish I was, I'm not some combat experienced super-soldier, or survivalist. I'm only 14 for Christ sake. If zombies break in, I'll try to take them down, but chances are, I'll be some lucky Zombies meal for the next few minutes.
 

RickyRich

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BOOM headshot65 said:
That depends, what kind of zombies we talkin about? "Night of the living Dead" or "Left 4 Dead"? I will just say the classic "Living Dead" zombie.

Step 1: Make sure the 12-guage is clean and loaded with slugs.
Step 2: Invite in my girlfriend, friends, family, and other farmers in the area. (this will total less than 100 people).
Step 3: Set up thick metal wall around the 20 acres I live on.
Step 4: Set up wind turbine to provide power, dig well, and run septic as far away as possible (manure??)
Step 5: Plant wheat, corn, potatos, tomatos, and squash (they all grow here), and have some cattle.
Step 6: Hide behind wall while zombies bang away outside. However, the wall is too thick for them to break it down.
Step 7: Set up wild-west style government to watch over the town of "New America". The flag will continue to be the US flag.
Step 8:
 

RickyRich

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I would like to think I'd at least make it a month, but in reality, no matter how great of a shot you are, that doesn't matter if you don't food to ward off starvation.
 

Brennan Luvaul-Hays

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I would have the following at my safehouse
1.AK47
2.bazooka
3.20 frag grenades
4.10 flash-bang grenades
5.sniper rifle
6.musket
7.shotgun
8.machine gun
9.automatic pistol
10.other assault rifles
11.single-shot pistol
12.mortar
13.M1 Abrams tank-in my yard
14.comanche helicopter-in my backyard
15.flamethrower
16.500 bottles of water
17.25 baskets of apples
18.700 pounds of firewood
19.15 pounds of steak
20.40 c4s
21.TNT
22.Dynamite
23.laptop-with 70 packs of batteries
24.baseball bat
25.golf club
26.hockey stick
27.5 bulldogs-trained to attack
28.1 cigar boat-in-case of a need to escape
29.a bulletproof vest
30.a stab-proof vest
31.1 military humvee loaded with machine gun
32.15 boomerangs
33.a sword
34.an ax
35.a flail
36.a catapult-also in my backyard
37.a slingshot
38.a torch-with some lighter fluid
39.100 boxes of matches
40.a set of camo clothing
41.a radio-in-case I meet another survivor
42.a butchers knife
43.20 flashlights
44.and finally,5,000,000 dollars-stolen from the bank
 

Brightzide

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Go to my mate Dean's . Assemble the group of friends and family. Sit back, have a nice brew, maybe some biscuits. Wait it out. Fight for our lives when the need arises, and I wont lie. We'd probably all die eventually. If at any point I lose hope, im just going out and becoming a zombie. I'd rather have the fun of chasing the survivors and taste testing the finest brain cuisine than go out in a pointless blaze of glory :)
 

FalloutJack

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Find Max Brooks, follow his lead.

Yes, I could put up one of my complicated plans to cut off an entire tall building off from the possibility of infestation or something, but this way is easier. He knows the facts and I've read the facts, so we're set.
 

Kuilui

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Chances are I'd just head over to my aunt and uncles house. Hes an ex cop and has a decent array of guns in his basement. He has over a months worth of food in his house, I recall my aunt telling me. Military rations, add water stuff you know. We might move up the street to the big mansion at the top of the hill he lives near. Great vantage point with really only one way into the area. If the mansion was a no go we'd probably just fortify his house as much as possible(Far to many windows). More than likely we would all be dead in a few weeks if the military couldn't sort things out by then. We would probably just live in his basement for the most part (Which is pretty nice really) but food would eventually run out. We would have to do something and that something would probably end with us being eaten.

I would love to say I'd just live in the supermarket I work in and get what family I could over there before we locked the place up but I've seen enough movies to know how that would work out. People breaking in and with that comes the zombies.
 

exessmirror

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be nummie if i would not survive the initial outbreak. after i have calmed down and know what the heck was happening i would call my local NATRES (army reserve, second line of defense in my city as the marine base is the first) officer (a friend of mine) and grab a good book and get evacuated on a chopper. if it would be a end of the world scenario me and some friends just go to a place which i will only revere to as the armory