Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

[HAZEANDHALO]

Looks on down to civillians and shoots one that is gonna knock another one out

 

[Sparrow]

Take that! And that! And-- ah piss, I missed. Anyone got any more weapons? This thing isn't meant for repeated fire!

 

[SamuelT]

*Hands automatic Hand gun*

I'd give you my assault rifle, but you can't handle that..

 

[Dorian]

*Bursts in, shooting portals under zombies* Haha! Take that! Aperture Science RULES! Don't worry, they won't come back. They're falling off of skyscrapers right now.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Throws Steyr AUG Where ever sparrow is (I can throw weapons at any distance)

 

[One Seven One]

(arriving downstaires)
(looks at hole in the floor/ceiling)
this can't be good
that explosion probably attracted every zombie in a mile radius
(reloads pistol and uses knife on pistol to stab a zombie in the head)
need to hurry up and find them! (goes through hole)

 

[Sparrow]

Awright! Whats this thing, a Glock? Ah, who cares! Eat lead ya' ghoulies!

 

[SamuelT]

*Watches Portal handing out small portal devices*
(God, I love that)

Where'd you get these?

 

[Dorian]

*Watches Portal handing out small portal devices*
(God, I love that)

Where'd you get these?

Aperture Science Inc. Best place in the world. I had to kill this chick in an orange jumpsuit, whoever the hell she was. Anyway, *walking outside* I found a couple of these about halfway through the facility. *Points to fighter jet*

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I can handle anything... but ok i can deal with this. without looking behind him he shoots a zombie from the bottom of the Place without looking and without missing

 

[Sparrow]

*Watches Portal handing out small portal devices*
(God, I love that)

Where'd you get these?

Aperture Science Inc. Best place in the world. I had to kill this chick in an orange jumpsuit, whoever the hell she was. Anyway, *walking outside* I found a couple of these about halfway through the facility. *Points to fighter jet*

Your a gift from god Portal, a fucking gift. This baby can take us to Wales, and fast. Buckle up! We'll be going preeeeetty fast.

 

[One Seven One]

(gets in jet chopper(due to story change))
(mumbles to self)
i never even got to loot the place

 

[Dorian]

Your a gift from god Portal, a fucking gift. These babies can take us to Wales, and fast. Buckle up! We'll be going preeeeetty fast.

Yeah, plus we have fighter jets! We can take on anythi- OH MY GOD!!!! I GOTTA GO!

*Jumps in fighter jet, flying towards Area 51*

 

[SamuelT]

*Something huge stoms from behind a building and stomps on the jet's tail, rendering it useless*

(Shouldn't go too easy, eh lads?)

Bollocks!! Go towards the front of the plane! NOW!

 

[Sparrow]

Ah shit! This is going to hell fast! Come on Sam, you too Shap! We better find a car, and quick. Any ideas?

 

[SamuelT]

Yeah...one

*steps into the plane-born APC*

Let's drive..

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Did it go yet? If it did then WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shoots at plain

 

[Sparrow]

Thats what I'm talking 'bout! Shit, is that a mounted turret?

 

[SamuelT]

Yup. Shap, you get in and look for anything usefull inside..Sparrow, shoot that giant to pieces

*Steps into driver seat*

Time to fire this bad boy up....

*looks out of window...*

Hell, that Spec Ops dude is running towards us.

ANyone seen Kid?

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

sits and mumbles
Shit.. i was late...
damn.