Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

[ZapperX]

We're still in the chopper, no flying zombies thankfully.

 

[Sparrow]

Gimmie that Sam...

(On Radio) Any body counts? Everyone alive I hope?

(Off Radio) Shit Shap, don't go too fast. We might mow some of them down.

 

[Clirck]

*arrives to Oklahoma City*

Can anybody see the army base ?

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

well for now atleast..
WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS ON APOCALYPSE?!

 

[Shapsters]

We're still in the chopper, no flying zombies thankfully.

*yells into radio, a little high on adrenaline*

Ha! Flying zombies! Ze very thought of such a thing!

 

[ZapperX]

We're still in the chopper, no flying zombies thankfully.

*yells into radio, a little high on adrenaline*

Ha! Flying zombies! Ze very thought of such a thing!

Hey... You know, maybe they zombified a bunch of birds!

 

[Clirck]

Hey... You know, maybe they zombified a bunch of birds!

[Heh, Resident Evil 3 (the movie) had birds.]

*lands outside Oklahoma City*

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

That would suck.

 

[ZapperX]

*Meanwhile, outside of the helicopter...*

BRAAAAIIINSSSS, SQUAWK! BRAIIIINNNNS...

 

[SamuelT]

*Over radio*

What...was that?

 

[Sparrow]

(Over Radio) Shit, was that a bird? As in, a zombie bird? Hope theres none of that stuff round here. Then again, we ran into a little bit of a fucked up zombie. Tell em' Sam.

 

[ZapperX]

Sh-

ZOMBIE BIRDS! I say it, and it happens! They're ramming into the side, but if we stay closed in, they can't catch up and hit us.

*One bird rams into the windshield, causing small cracks.*

...

OPEN THE SIDES, START SHOOTING!!!

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Opens Door as if not listening
TAKE THIS SUCKAS!!! *Shoots birds with snipeers*

 

[Clirck]

*restrts engines*

That will slice them a bit. Hahahahaaa !

*hovers low to ground shredding zombie birds*

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA&feature=channel_page [Here's a song for you.]]

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Uh, Thats not a good idea...
Cause
OMG WTF IS THAT!?

 

[ZapperX]

Damn, THAT'S how you do it!

*In radio.*

So yea, we're good over here...

*Sees what Haze sees.*

Oh. My. Gibberish.

*Screams like a girl into radio.*

 

[Shapsters]

Zombie birds!?!? Oh no! Zat is most bad news indeed! If ze zombies can infect birds, zere is little time before we start seeing infected bears, coyotes all types of mammals! Imagine an army of zombie people and bears working togezer! Not good I tell you, not good at all!

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Uh... more than tha- HEY! MY RADIO!! COME BACK!!
*Gun sounds are heard*
Damn.
Huh. who would suspect that

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Srry for double post...
Throws gun at thing, Thing picks me up
Carries me away.

 

[SamuelT]

What should we do? I don't want to walk into a Zombie-wolf or something.