Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

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HAZEANDHALO

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Wait EDIT: I was a retard didnt read properly

Well ITS MY CAR!
There are
1 Mag for my Steyr AUG which i dont have,...
999 cigrete butts
A SMG
A knife
and a note saying that I have 83838383 tthousand dollars.
 

One Seven One

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should we time lapse for morning since no one is posting?

and since i've already made the past two or three story titles, it's someone elses turn
(don't forget to do a short recap)
 

ZapperX

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ZapperX log. May 4 2009. 5:30 pm.

This will be the first of a series of audio recordings. I will be telling my story so I can pass it on when all this ends, or in the worst case scenario, someonecanl know my story.

There are many survivors that I have met. Portal, clirck, Samuel, kid, andrew, doc, and sparrow. We have banded together to do whatever we can to live through this. Now, Sam, sparrow, and doc are in an APC, hopefully on their way to my location. I'm in a shed with kid, andrew, and clirck. We shot off a flare, hopefully it was seen. Portal is in an unknown location, on a jet.

More to come later.

ZapperX, signing off.
 

HAZEANDHALO

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Andrews computer pg 3939 Etrey 38383
R,rr,rrrecap. Word. Just in cccase. Double word.
So I was back..everyone got pissed exept for kid, My car broke He got pissed.
I almost electricuted myself (I HATE YOU CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Everyone went poof.
and zapper rapped with taunting me in it and rapped through a whole zombie horde( HOLY)
I lost my guns
People I saw: Zapper(dick) Kid, Clicon, sparrow, and my corvette(which is dead)
And the rest go crusing cuz im gonna go punch my car

-Thisisagoodusernamesosuckit Signed off.
.......
ZZZZZZt
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

One Seven One

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[morning]

(while searching plane)hmm... well i found two extra flare shots and a few boxes of ammo we left behind

the plane is destroyed, i can turn it on, the propelers just won't spin though (did we land the plane or did we crash?)

and i can't get much of a signel on the radio out here, i can hear bits a peices of 1+2 dog, seems like he's talking about birds, weird.

(shouting over to haze) what's wrong with the car anyway?
 

One Seven One

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HAZEANDHALO said:
Its smashed and its hevily Burned...
(jokingly) well there goes my idea of making a helicar.

firing flares off is starting to seem like a bad idea, for all we know there could be warriors or werewolves around here, not to mention we only have two left and once they're gone we have no chance of being rescued
 

Shapsters

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*quicly sits up*

Gah! Darnit! Ve vere all sleeping. I had better stay avake and keep guard.
 

HillDragon

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/radio

Hey. hey ladies and gents. 'One pluse Two Dawg', and here's to another day of stayin' among the livin' to you livin' the life out there in happy land. And another fine and dandy day for a stroll though the streets lookin' for eats, if a brain's what you fancy.

First, while we're out and about: I hear rumors from our friends out west, that the little birdie that blew the coupe in LA (and ALL of it's surroundings) is still flying with his wings clipped, guns on his hips, a new flock of like-wise feathered friends some where east of Sin. And by his own claims, he aint dead. There's allot to be said about stayin' alive and by best guesses, he aint the only one and neither are you! Unless you're him, then well... Keep on movin' and groovin.

Locally, the 'Keen on Killing the 'F'ing Infectious' fellas are holding their weekly 'Keep the streets clean and clear' meeting at the 'ol Cowtown Ballroom tonight; Doors open at 901. And with our monthly fund drive goin' on, feel free to head on down to the station and drop of a donation. We've got a lovely hand held radio for those donating a running vehicle to help the station out. You can find directions to the station on our web site: www.WhyTheHellAmIWastingPowerToUseAnInternetThatImNotEvenConnectedTo.mo.Gov

Now for the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly...

The Good: You're not Dead.

The Bad: I may be wrong.

And the Ugly: HaliWali. And on top of that, he's sendin' out calls that not only are the Zombies in his area of Malton gettin' smarter but also those dieing have been know to retain all levels of consciousness as they returned. So keep that in mind the next time ya see one eatin' brains from a can.

Just remember y'all, a bullet in the head's worth two in the gut... but if ya can't stop your friends, your friends'll stop you.

-
I'm 'One plus Two Dawg', and you may dead.
 

Letsrock456

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Shar wakes up to being a shaken by another zombie

Wake up death brother! Flesh is near! Flesh is near!

Shar turned, and tried to say no, but he was weak and his zombie side took over

Where?

Some sort of blocks, the flesh live in them

Shar was a zombie, but he was still VERY intelligent

They're called houses, c'mon, lets go
 

HAZEANDHALO

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Kid, If you want a heli car use another one...
wipes carZZZZZZZZT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

Clirck

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*gather supplies*

Finally, a electronics shop, it would be nice if they had radios. [walkie-talkie car thing]

*finds a radio*

I'll be damned !

*over the radio*

Can anybody hear me, I repeat can anybody hear me ?!
 

Clirck

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*over the radio*

It's Clirck. Where are you locat- Shit !

*runs avay from electric store*

Just some brain eaters, where are you ?
 

Letsrock456

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Shar sniffed, his zombie side hungry for blood, he smelt something his human side faintly remembered...

*Cli..Cli..Clirck?*
His zombie companion looked round

What is it death brother?

Shar turned round, and focused on getting his feast

Nothing, let us hunt

They started to look for food.