Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

[Letsrock456]

Shar could sense the war going on outside him

Death-brothers, please, attack the flesh-dogs, leave the flesh!

All around, the zombies massed, attacking the werewolves

 

[Sparrow]

Shit, guys, I ain't doing to well here.

[Coughs and splutters up blood]

Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! I feel as if my insides are about to explode...

 

[Shapsters]

I have good news unt bad news. Da good news in dat we escaped the Werewolves and zombies, da bad news is ve have a Verevolf unt a zombie in the APC with us.

 

[Sparrow]

I'm telling you! I ain't a werewolf! I'm just a little ill is all!

 

[Clirck]

No zombies or wolves as I can see. Oh damn Sparrow, whats wrong with him doc ?

 

[Sparrow]

Nothing is wrong with me! I'm just a little queasy, and tired, and coughing up a little blood here and there...

 

[SamuelT]

"And just growing a fur?"

Samuel said when he pointed ad Sparrow's face.

 

[Clirck]

You sure ? I am not a doctor but seems like this is nothing ususal.

Hey Sam where are you driving us to ?

 

[Sparrow]

They're just side burns! Very, very fast growing sideburns!

 

[SamuelT]

Samuel looked through the window again, to make sure the Mercs were still in front.

"The mercs have Zapp in one of their cars, and they beackoned to follow. I guess they'll know where to go."

The turned left, deeper into the center of the city.

 

[Clirck]

Anyone got something silver left ?

[Wolverine sideburns ]

 

[Clirck]

[Okay let's make that you don't want our APC but you are following us or something]

 

[SamuelT]

[I thought the mercs were leading us towards a safe haven, or somewhere of importance]

 

[Shapsters]

According to old folklore, the best way to cure da VereVolf infection is to plunge de patient into water. Ve need to find a bathtub or pond or something!

 

[Sparrow]

I'm telling you! If I was a werewolf, wouldn't I want to eat you guys or something? Or have thurst for mea- mmm, I smell cow.

 

[SamuelT]

"Yeah," Samuel said "We'll get right on that, as soon as we loose this army."

The mercs were still following, although they were shooting at the werewolves. Strange, as only silver could kill 'em. And he didn't thought that they had silver automatic rounds.

Samuel turned into another street, a small one. The APC crashed through wrecked cars. To the left he saw some kind of bunker, or at least a building with thick concrete walls and one entrance.

"How about we take shelter there? I'm almost out of fuel." he said to the team.

 

[Clirck]

*sees a supermarket from distance*

Sam let's make a stop here, I hope doc's right. I am not into killing my own friends.