Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

[AndyMacK]

*watches the devestation from the top of a handily placed skyscraper...*

 

[AndyMacK]

[I'd love to, in the near future. Plannning on watching enigmatically fro the top of a skyscraper for a bit]

 

[Dorian]

[Doc] Vell, I managed to stop de zombificazion in dem, but Portal's radiazion vill have serious problems iv ve don't do something about it soon, ya. [/Doc]

*Wraps himself in foil* Lookit me! I'm a crazy hobo!

 

[Dorian]

I don't know if it will be worth it, but I need to go to the hospital to see if there's any bionic arms I can use. It's either that, or I glue the A.S. Portal Gun to my stub and only use portals for defense.

 

[Dorian]

*Looks at older posts*

[Huh. Never did say which. In my mind, it was my right arm.... all the worst because I'm right handed.]

True..... *Scratches amazingly unbearded chin* Well..... I suppose I could make one at the complex....

*Moves hand infront of him as if he were clapping, then gets depressed* Well.... let's get moving.... *sigh*

 

[Dorian]

No, we need to go. It'll be hard as hell, but I can function with ol' lefty here. And if people went to the hospital when the outbreak first started, it's probably teeming with zombies. And I have superior tech at my complex anyway.

*Puts on extra layer of foil* Let's roll.

 

[AndyMacK]

[what time of day is it, by the way?]

*fumbles with her backpack*

 

[Dorian]

[.... Early morning-ish? Anyone disagree?]

Portal's Log. May 9th.

I can't believe it! I have to go back to that fucking compound! But, I suppose I have no choice..... I just hope that she won't be a dick about it.....

I also returned to the forbidden place about a week ago. I got my gun back, those thieving pricks. They think they can steal from ME and I won't do jack diddly. Well. They won't be stealing anyone else's inventions, now will they?

Anyway. I was reunited with my squad a few hours ago. I don't think Zapper likes how I am anymore. I think he thinks I've changed. Well HE would have changed too if HE had to do that shit!

My zombification has been stopped by Doc's work. The radiation is still a *****.... wait.... SON OF A *****! I can't have kids now! That's..... great. Just great. My life's gone straight to the 13th level of Hell since that damned experime- What was that?! I think someone's outside.....

 

[Sparrow]

Arooooooo!

Geeeewd mornin' pals. That was an awright nap.

[Sniffs]

I smell blood. Portal, is that your blood? Oooooh, you lost an arm. Still got it? I'm not half hungry.

 

[Dorian]

Sorry Sparrow. Unless you want to go to an exploded 51, you get no +1 Portal arm. And no. It's Chris's and High Mane's blood.

 

[Dorian]

*Opens hatch* I swear I heard something guys! I thought I heard some talking. *Looks around* But.... but I swear I..... never mind. *Closes hatch*

 

[Clirck]

So where are we hading now, everything since we got to Las Vegas has gone down the hill. We have half our squad zombified and werewlofified already. Seems like our plans with Wales don't seem to work anymore.

[Has he eaten a kilo of plutonium or something ?]

[Could everyone add their stats and what condition they are under spoiler?]

 

[Sparrow]

Snap. It's getting harder, and harder to find good limbs nowdays.

I just hope this isn't Chris's blood.

Eh? Are we moving? We still headed to the aiport?

[Sparrow uses his back leg to scratch his ear]