Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

[Dorian]

*Runs back into APC*

I can't chase him! My skills are no good anymore! I'll stay back with Doc, Clirck, & Chris!

*Boils water with rags* Here Doc, these will work for bandages.

 

[Sparrow]

You human's and your stupid powers. I'M the High-Mane wolf! You can't take me you pathetic, stupid human!

[High-Mane slams Sparrow against the helm of the APC, and his body slides off the bonnet]

Agh! TOTALLY uncalled for you stupid mutt!

 

[Dorian]

*APC rocks, boiling water spills on Portal's lap*

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!! I have the worst luck!

 

[Clirck]

Holy cow !!!

Doc help Portal I finish bandageing Chris.

 

[Sparrow]

You carry wolven blood. I have no spat with you. Give me the one inside the shell. Give me the Fire-Arm.

You know what, I'll pass. You can have my foot up your ass instead though.

 

[Dorian]

*Rips off pants, towels off water, rubs aloa vera on...... [blank]*

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! I didn't order a hot tamale!

Spoiler: Status

Half Zombified, irradiated, missing right arm, and severe crotch-burns

 

[Clirck]

Oh man your..... ! God damn.

*hops out of APC*

 

[Sparrow]

Clirck! Get back in the APC!

[Sparrow is slammed into the ground by High-Mane, and thrown sky-ward]

It's a shame to kill one of my own. I'll make it quick.

 

[Dorian]

*Sighs, putting hand on forehead*

Doc, please tell me we have ice in here.

[Doc] No, but I'm really sorry, ya! [/Doc]

*Longer sigh* Figures. Never should have locked her in the reptile study wing.

 

[AndyMacK]

A loud ricochet is heard and a high caliber bullet whizzes past the fool battling the alpha wolf.

"..."
*Andy reloads...*

 

[Clirck]

*hops into APC*

Someone is shooting towards us.

 

[Sparrow]

[Sparrow hits the ground, rolls across the floor, heavily bleeding]

Heh. I think that might've given me some internal bleeding...

[Coughs up blood]

Do not struggle, fool. I will snap your neck, fast and effortlessly. You will not feel a thing.

I can't promise the same thing for you, doggy.

[A bullet narrowly misses Sparrow, and nearly strikes High-Mane. His focus of attention has been changed, and High-Mane walks toward the skyscraper.]

I think not.

[Sparrow slowly gets up, and picks up a nearby boulder, hurling it at High-Mane, who is struck violently at the back, as the rock shatters into pieces]

I do not know why you try. Your damned either way, fool.

 

[Dorian]

*Tosses Portal Gun to Clirck*

Use this to get to them. [Whisper] But I swear to God, if you loose or break it, I WILL have your head!!! [/Whisper]

 

[Clirck]

A loud ricochet is heard and a high caliber bullet whizzes past the fool battling the alpha wolf.

"..."
*Andy reloads...*

*hops outside, shoots portal to near wall*

Come one show yourself !

*sees shooter and shoots portal under him, shooter lands near APC*

 

[Sparrow]

I try, because I quite like living, and a painful death doesn't exactly sound all that great. Maybe you'll understand when I break your spine.

A loud ricochet is heard and a high caliber bullet whizzes past the fool battling the alpha wolf.

"..."
*Andy reloads...*

*hops outside, shoots portal to near wall*

Come one show yourself !

*sees shooter and shoots portal under him*

OOC: Her

 

[AndyMacK]

*attempts to deftly dodge ball of fizzling portal energy screaming towards her*
*does not succeed*
"...

......"

[wonders if clirck will ever notice...]

 

[Clirck]

[Clirck, Andy's a girl! ]

[You serious ? Cool !]

*aims pistol at Andy*

Who are you ?

[Let's say I haven't seen Andy before.]