Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

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Dorian

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*Portal tears the sheet off of the bed for a makeshift bandage. His ribs hurt almost as much as loosing his arm*

*Is close to tears* Oh.... oh, Kadesha. Why did you do this? To think you betrayed me like this......

*Sobs uncontrollably*
 

AndyMacK

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*The first "guard" had been easy. He'd even had a key card, the cliche idiot. The next four or so guards had been slightly more difficult, but still - by some miracle - Andy stood panting at the head of the cell block, incapacitated guards spread around her. Atleast one of them was dead, and she was going to have to remember him later, but at this moment in time there was saving to be done.

Unlocking the first room, she pushed to door open to reveal... nothing. And the next room. And the next room*

I'd swear the screams were coming from this corridor. I'll just have to try all the doors

*She swiped the card for the next door and kicked it open*

"!!!"

*She moved on to the next room, leaving the naked Chris standing prodding at the ceiling*
 

Letsrock456

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Shar heard chris shout after andy

"Andy! if your there, im in the 3rd cell from chris's!! oh, and if i'm naked, he probobly is too! so tell him from me to keep it in his pants!"

OOC: DEEEEECK THE HAAAALS WITH HAZE'S SUSPENSION
TRALALALALALALALA
 

One Seven One

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Portal Maniac said:
[These will be the best 2 weeks of my life. Haze is suspended!]
really!

it was bound to happen sooner or later but i still wasn't expecting it

yay!

[for those who have been captured, do me a favor and bring me back a souvenier]
(as in loot the place)
 

AndyMacK

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*Andy closes her eyes and unlocks the room three down from the one she had found Chris in. She hadn't quite envisioned seeing her first unclothed man in quite this fashion, and judging by what Shar had said, she was about to witness her second. Not even the extenuating circumstances could stop her from blushing furiously, so she tried to hide it by turning away quickly.

Chris was there*

"Eeep!"
 

Letsrock456

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"Did-Did-Did you just run into....Naked chris???"

O.O

*Akward moment...*

"I'm gunna go get clothes of the gaurds bodies...."

*He inches out of the room, past Andy*
 

Dorian

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*Portal cries himself out, then he hears an 'Eeep!' and whispering*

I wonder.... *SNIFF* I wonder if this Hell-Hole of a world will ever get better..... So I don't have to suffer every day of my life!

*He pounds his fist against the door as hard as he can, just to vent his furry*

*He winces and breathes rater sharply as he goes into a fetal position*
 

AndyMacK

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*Chris and Shar otherwise occupied, Andy regained her composure and unlocked the last room. Inside, Portal was curled up on the floor - he looked the worse for wear*

"Stand? Can you stand?"
 

Dorian

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*Portal looks at Andy, questioning if it was worth it*

Yes, I can. But from what I overheard, you might want to look away.

*Andy averts her gaze while Portal gets up and covers himself in what's left of the bedsheets*

OK, I can go now. I just hope Chris thought of bringing all of our clothes. Now, I'll go get the werewolf.

*Takes the key card from Andy and unlocks the cell across the hall*

Come on boy! You wanna have an adventure?

*Zapper runs out and does a backflip*

Show-off.
 

AndyMacK

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*Andy grins. At least everyone was okay - or rather, there was no missing limbs/digits/etc. None that hadn't been missing before, atleast. Everyone was alive. In any case, it was time to get out of here.

Andy hared back up the corridor to the pile of broken guards. Ignoring Shar, she stooped and grabbed a pistol. Not that she knew how to use one well; The only gun she'd every fired was her rifle but that had served her well enough so far. Andy took a moment to stand up, staring intently at the floor. She couldn't believe that it was getting to her like this*

It's perfectly natural and I don't have time for it right now. Don't think about it.

*She stood, still slightly pink, to see the wolf and Portal walk past towards their gear, Portal wearing a rather stylish Toga de Bedsheet*
 

Letsrock456

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*Shar grabbed the gaurds clothes, body armour, and gun*

"So, Andy, this must be some kind of dream for you? I mean, without the whole, zombie/nearly dead portal thing..."

*he shakes his head at his bad joke*

"Right, anyway, thiz zombie thing is really getting to me, so, portal, how do i get de-fuckin-zombified?"
 

Dorian

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*Retrieves the lost gear*

For the love of God Zap, put on your clothes!

*Zapper puts on his clothes, while Portal distributes the gear, then puts his own clothes on*

What? Shar, I already cured you. That syringe had the cure. Wait. I think it's rooted too deeply now. The most we can do is treat it so it doesn't continue the infection.

*Places hand on Shar's shoulder* I'm sorry. You're permanently a half-zombie.

*Looks for the rest of his gear*

WHAT!? They took the portal gun somewhere else! *Face gets red with rage* They shall pay for this. They shall ALL pay!
 

AndyMacK

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*Andy looks at Shar*
"Heh, yeah. A bad dream. I kid. Make sure you don't pick a dead guard!"

*Catching Chris's eye as he walked off down the corridor, Andy smiles and nods*

[EDIT: STOP EDITIN'!]