Zombie Apocalypse

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This is just a quick question about the zombie apocalypse, well more of a "give-your opinion and watch me care" kinda poll. But during the zombie apocalypse is it a tactical choice to keep a dog? Is it a good idea to have an animal that can run faster than you, bite harder than you, and go more places than you? And after you answer that question I just wanted to make you feel bad but when it hits and everyone is freaking out and running to Wal-mart to steal a 50 inch flatscreen what happens to all the people in the hospitals? The Animals in the pounds? The Water company? The electricity and gas? The PORN OH MY GOD PEOPLE! WE MUST PROTECT THE PORN!! (Kidding) Well fortunately i and a few other sane friends have planned this out and suggest you do to, but think about what other people will do first as well, and avoid those people, cause as i have learned. People are stupid. Stick to close friends, no outsiders. To wrap this up when the zombie apocalypse hits please go to your local pound and grab all the dogs so you can have companions and they won't die in there, just saying.

 

[DuplicateValue]

And there I was hoping people had gotten sick of making zombie threads.
Why does everyone love them? I don't get it.

 

[legion431]

All I need to survive the zombie apocalypse are pills and a shotgun [with ammunition].

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh boy a another apocalypse thread, here let me answer for you *ahem*

WE ALL DIE!!!!

The end.

 

[ottenni]

All I need to survive the zombie apocalypse are pills and a shotgun [with ammunition].

But what if you fall of a ledge!

 

[legion431]

All I need to survive the zombie apocalypse are pills and a shotgun [with ammunition].

But what if you fall of a ledge!

That's what pills are for.

 

[Levitas1234]

And there I was hoping people had gotten sick of making zombie threads.
Why does everyone love them? I don't get it.

They're good discussion when people aren't just wasting time posting about how they don't like zombie threads.



A dog would be good for keeping sanity but i think that's about it. The dogs are from a pound, they aren't trained or anything so I doubt you are going to see your dog pull a weapons cache from a destroyed building that you can't get into.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

If the apocalypse happens we all will die. The end /thread and /every other zombie apocalypse thread.

 

[Optional Opinion]

Another plus of keeping a dog is that on long, cold... lonely nights that mutt can look awfully lot like [insert un-dead lover here]

Jokes and jesters.

It's BBQ time, what else is it good for...?

 

[DuplicateValue]

And there I was hoping people had gotten sick of making zombie threads.
Why does everyone love them? I don't get it.

They're good discussion when people aren't just wasting time posting about how they don't like zombie threads.

Discussion? I wouldn't count "well I'mma grab my supply of shotguns and fight my way to my nearest shopping centre etc etc" as discussion.

Besides, you could always just check one of the many other zombie threads that have already been made if you're that interested.
I feel they should be made unofficially against the rules, like versus threads and the like.

Also, if there actually was even the tiniest chance of one of these apocalypse thingies happening, you wouldn't survive half as long as you think you would. It's easy to act tough and brave on the internet.

 

[ottenni]

All I need to survive the zombie apocalypse are pills and a shotgun [with ammunition].

But what if you fall of a ledge!

That's what pills are for.

But you wont be able to get up. You need a stereotypical companion to help you.

 

[cheese_wizington]

And there I was hoping people had gotten sick of making zombie threads.
Why does everyone love them? I don't get it.

You can kill as many people as you want, and no one cares!

 

[vento 231]

I would keep my dog and a few others from the pound, (I volunteer there)I don't want to be some weirdo who talks to them self, I'd rather be the weirdo who talks to his dog, Dogs for the win!

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I would probobly grab a blunt object, (I, like frank west, have no experience with guns and wouldn't know how to reload given the opportunity) try to kill at least two of the damn things, (if I kill two and turn into one myself when they bite my face off, that's still minus one zombie) and keep going until I died. If there's a possiblity it spreads through the air, might as well go down swinging.
With that out of the way...
Dogs have been known to bark, noise gives away your position. There's always muzzles, though.

 

[Legion3321]

It saddens me to say this, but i would probably kill my dog, rather he dies quick and clean by someone he loves and in turn loves him then being eaten by a god damn zombie.