Zombie Fun! Open Adventure. (Closed)

[terribleyetfun]

"well ladies and gentlemen I don`t really give a fuck what they are I`m just gonna blow their heads off while you guys get the plane going that sound cool" mark said leaping off the pile of metal he was previously buried under then taking his rifle off his back and walking straight up to the mob of sand-zombies and started killing them one by one.

"I love being in my natural element" mark said as he jammed the barrel of his rifle down a zombie's throat and fired sending it`s brains across the sand.

 

[Jav3lin]

Talking about natural elements, this seems to refer to it..
Rios said while peering into Pat's book.

O solamé ípócaludas septopius!
Rios chanted that five times before Pat snatched the book from him and closed it. After a few loud bangs and shaking of the ground below their feet, there rose upwards grass from underneath the sand. With the grass there followed trees and now the pack was stranded on a small spot of tropical beauty.

That's not so bad, but there was one more thing i had to read, and if im right, it said something about evil...
Before he could end the sentence, giant brown and green trolls with bulky bodies and roughed up clubs rose from the ground.

I think it was something about preventing evil... or containing it, something like that.. say, i'd go for that MT.Dew now if you'd please

 

[Ramthundar]

"Oh for the love of all that is holy! Someone throw that damn book out!" Dave cried, jumping out fo the plane and taking out his pistols. "Creatures of the Netherwald! Get your green, rotten asses away from here and SHO!" he said, making a waving motion with his hands.
He neatly dodged away as one of the clubs nearly crushed him.
"Fine! You die by lead then."

 

[Jav3lin]

Rios felt helpless where he lay there. He couldn't move his legs and his left arm felt like butter on a frying pan. He was burning up so fast because some of the skin on his left arm had been torn off from when he flew out of the aircraft when it 'landed'.

I can help!
Rios whipped out his desert eagle and took aim.

Move Dave!
As Dave turned around, it gave him just a good enough shot, and fired a bullet. As it went flying, it brushed against Dave's pants and splattered the skull of a troll. Blood went spraying everywhere, painting the surrounding grass with a beautiful red color, mixed with entrails and brain splatter.

Oh damn it!
Rios looked down the barrel of his gun.
It's jammed!

BAM
Rios' ear went flying off and the gun swung from his hands and clanked on the hard metal aircraft floor.

Oh hot damn!
Rios lifted his head up and grabbed his ear.
Oooooooh my god!!
He passed out on the spot. His hand still covering his ear and blood was splattered all over his left face and hair, along with the floor beneath him.

 

[Ramthundar]

"MY GOD RIOS!!!" Dave cried, putting a few more bullets in an ogre that was swinging at him. Samii quickly went back to the man, patching up his ear.
"What are you trying to do, kill yourself?" Samii asked in disbelief.

 

[Captainguy42]

" Die! Die! Die!" Bob screamed as he carved an ogre up with is Katana.

"This is why I don't rely on magic! It always bite you in the a-" Bob was cut off as he spoke when the ogre smacked him and sent him into a tree.

"Alright that's it!" Bob pulled out his gun and sunk all six shots into the monster dropping it dead.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Well that was...interesting." Said Adam making himself apparent for the first time in quite a while.

"Now your proably asking. Where the hell did we get this popcorn?" Said Pat. "Well it's a long story, with a terrific dance number from the crew of Rent."

2 hours later

"And that's when Neil Patrick Harris rode off on the Unicorn into the sunset to conquer Robo Shark Island."

"That dosen't explain the popcorn though" Said Bob.

"Oh. Right. Well the time Machine had a microwave in it and the doctor needed time to input the coordinates to the Alpha-Gamma cluster, so we thought why not."

 

[Ramthundar]

As the crew of Rent were smashed and eaten by the ogres, Dave snatched away the Book o' Summoning from the twins.
"Damn it, enough from this thing! Until I can trust someone to hold unto this, I'm keeping it on me!" he said with a grim look, putting the book in his bag.

 

[shoimi]

Spoiler: O.o

I am so lost right now I don't know up from down. Can someone please tell me what the heck is going on here? I have read the posts Time and time again and i keep getting more and more lost.

Suddenly a hand exploded out of the ground and grabbed Dave's foot. Clamping tight with a inhuman strength. But not enough to break anything.

 

[Captainguy42]

Bob was about to shoot the hand off when he stopped and thought for a second.

"Guys, uh we didn't dig up Garion did we?"

Bob grabbed the hand and pulled it up.

 

[Jav3lin]

GARION! HOW NICE TO SEE YOU!
Rios yelled in a happy tone as he ran towards Garion while Bob dug him up.

I FOUND THIS!
He yelled into their faces while holding a half empty bottle of Morphine and a needle.

 

[shoimi]

Garion coughed a little sand came out. looking around he asked. "Any one have something to wash my mouth out with?"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Holly crap! Sorry Garion, guess your landed wasn't as smooth as ours. Just and fyi, we're currently in the middle of the Sahara desert fighting some ogres that Rios summoned from a book of evil and we're fighting them while also dealing with the zombies coming out of the sand." Dave said, making his point by blasting the heads of several zombies clawing at him.

 

[Captainguy42]

" We've got Mountain Dew, and there's plenty of blood spurting around"

Bob began to pat the sand off of Garion's shirt.

" So what? You decided to take a dirt nap while we fought mummies and zombies and ogres OH MY "

 

[terribleyetfun]

"hi garion how was being underground" mark said swinging the butt of his rifle into a sand zombie's temple killing it, he then spun around and mowed down three other zombies creating an eerie silence as mark awaited more zombies to rise up.

"I feel like hugging someone now" mark said in a confused voice as he looked to the ground waiting for more zombies.

 

[Jav3lin]

Rios jumped at Mark and gave him a hug.
I LOVE YOU!
He yelled into his ear, while his own ear was squashing against Mark's cheek.

 

[terribleyetfun]

"awww I care about you too little buddy" mark replied leaning his head on Rios' shoulder he then lifted his head to the rest of the group pointing at Rios with his free arm mouthing the words "get him off me"

 

[shoimi]

Garion grabbed a Mt. Dew and then shot a Zombie in the head before opening it and Drinking. "Well the Underground had some interesting things. Seems there are tunnels running under the ground. And that is where a lot of the Zombies are coming from, Seems like they like underground. It would be pointless to fight them up here. Might just be better to go underground so we don't over heat while trying to fight them off."

 

[terribleyetfun]

"I hate heat but I love shooting and you have`nt steered me wrong yet Mr.G so let`s get digging" mark said pushing Rios off him and beginning to dig a hole using his bare hands.

"Dave this could go a lot quicker if you still had that shovel with you please tell me you do" mark asked whilst digging.

 

[Jav3lin]

Rios walked towards where the others were digging. Limping more than walking.

What about that hotel there?
Rios said pointing towards nothing. He took a sip from the MT.Dew and the hotel disappeared.

ALIENS!
He yelled whilst running for his life back into the wreckage.