Zombie invasion weapons

[Tim_Buoy]

a heavily fortified bunker with enough food to last a few months the zombies will rot to the point where they cant move

 

[Paksenarrion]

A fully stocked USS Nimitz with most of the interior space re-designed to hold extra fuel

1. Zombies can't swim
2. Its loaded with hundreds of missles
3. It also carries a few nukes should you ever get bored and want to watch something go boom
4. It has jets
5. Its a god damn aircraft carrier dude!
6. MOTHERFUCKIN' NUKES!

Why not a nuclear submarine? Also, make sure you screen the crew for zombie outbreak.

 

[Glamorgan]

Or something that can take down multiple targets at once,lightweight,and easy to use.I was thinking about chainsaw,but i once held it in my hands in real life,and I'm pretty sure it's too heavy for my fragile arms to wave it around effectively.

So i'm gonna go for a Katana.

Imma gonna one up you, and say lightsaber.

 

[Ashsaver]

Or something that can take down multiple targets at once,lightweight,and easy to use.I was thinking about chainsaw,but i once held it in my hands in real life,and I'm pretty sure it's too heavy for my fragile arms to wave it around effectively.

So i'm gonna go for a Katana.

Imma gonna one up you, and say lightsaber.

It'd be nice if i can get one of those at 7-11,and doesn't require years of training to use it effectively.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

A fully stocked USS Nimitz with most of the interior space re-designed to hold extra fuel

1. Zombies can't swim
2. Its loaded with hundreds of missles
3. It also carries a few nukes should you ever get bored and want to watch something go boom
4. It has jets
5. Its a god damn aircraft carrier dude!
6. MOTHERFUCKIN' NUKES!

Why not a nuclear submarine? Also, make sure you screen the crew for zombie outbreak.

Theres not enough space in a nuclear sub, plus it would run out of fuel and that means docking, which would be risky. With the Nimitz I have fashioned it so that the non-essential space is used for spare fuel and supplies, this way I don't have to dock for years (especially if I rarely ever move the carrier)

I would also have at least 4 doctors on board for regular medical examinations of the entire crew (once a week) and I would also have as many immune crewmembers as possible along with scientists who will work on a cure.

I like the Nimitz because it would almost be like a small city, which I would call Rivet City and it offers pretty much everything you need.

 

[SirDeadly]

Spoiler: I posted this before and I'll post it again

seconded

 

[Ayush Passi]

A radioactive Zombie badger launcher, Weapons of Mass Distraction and Shotguns. You don't have to aim that good, just near their head and you can kill 2 at least.

A fully stocked USS Nimitz with most of the interior space re-designed to hold extra fuel

1. Zombies can't swim
2. Its loaded with hundreds of missles
3. It also carries a few nukes should you ever get bored and want to watch something go boom
4. It has jets
5. Its a god damn aircraft carrier dude!
6. MOTHERFUCKIN' NUKES!

Why not a nuclear submarine? Also, make sure you screen the crew for zombie outbreak.

Btw, zombies can't swim, but they can walk under the water xD They won't die and will just emerge on the other side/place/building.

 

[smartengine]

I'll take a dozen mellon-pults

 

[Valthonis666]

Or something that can take down multiple targets at once,lightweight,and easy to use.I was thinking about chainsaw,but i once held it in my hands in real life,and I'm pretty sure it's too heavy for my fragile arms to wave it around effectively.

So i'm gonna go for a Katana.

Imma gonna one up you, and say lightsaber.

It'd be nice if i can get one of those at 7-11,and doesn't require years of training to use it effectively.

Its extremely easy:

You hold it in one hand, point it to the Left or to the Right, press the button down, causing the blade to ignite, then you do an easy Left-Right or Right-Left downward diagonal slash, removing most of the Zombies upper-torsos from their midsection


assuming you were smart enough to get to a very easy to maintain bottleneck, and you had opposable thumbs

 

[Latinidiot]

I think I will take a boat, a set of watermines that don't go off until I say so, or when I'm sleeping, a machete, and guns. lots of them. I then shall proceed to make my way to Iceland, where Zombies dare not go nor survive. And hope to god they are able to grow food there.

 

[WolfThomas]

Knife, Handgun, rifle (automatic, semi, bolt, lever, pump doesn't matter) and a crowbar. Anything more is unnessecarily heavy.

 

[Ashsaver]

Or something that can take down multiple targets at once,lightweight,and easy to use.I was thinking about chainsaw,but i once held it in my hands in real life,and I'm pretty sure it's too heavy for my fragile arms to wave it around effectively.

So i'm gonna go for a Katana.

Imma gonna one up you, and say lightsaber.

It'd be nice if i can get one of those at 7-11,and doesn't require years of training to use it effectively.

Its extremely easy:

You hold it in one hand, point it to the Left or to the Right, press the button down, causing the blade to ignite, then you do an easy Left-Right or Right-Left downward diagonal slash, removing most of the Zombies upper-torsos from their midsection


assuming you were smart enough to get to a very easy to maintain bottleneck, and you had opposable thumbs

I'm more concern about where to actually get one. I can look at the manual or encyclopedia for how use them,whether i can or cannot use it effectively is another issue on the Escapist.

 

[Arc_Light]

Thermonuclear underpants.....

 

[captaincabbage]

two words: Fuckin' R.Y.N.O.

It's the pig piece of barrel at 0:31.

Seriously tho, can anyone else imagine how awesome this thing would be againts an apocalyptic hoarde?

 

[captaincabbage]

Or something that can take down multiple targets at once,lightweight,and easy to use.I was thinking about chainsaw,but i once held it in my hands in real life,and I'm pretty sure it's too heavy for my fragile arms to wave it around effectively.

So i'm gonna go for a Katana.

Imma gonna one up you, and say lightsaber.

It'd be nice if i can get one of those at 7-11,and doesn't require years of training to use it effectively.

Its extremely easy:

You hold it in one hand, point it to the Left or to the Right, press the button down, causing the blade to ignite, then you do an easy Left-Right or Right-Left downward diagonal slash, removing most of the Zombies upper-torsos from their midsection


assuming you were smart enough to get to a very easy to maintain bottleneck, and you had opposable thumbs

Dude, just wii-mote waggle through the hoarde. Tho you will get tremendous wankers cramp from it. I can't imagine a laser weighing anything, so it's just like a wii-mote basically. or any other remote for that matter.

 

[Broken Boy]

A fully stocked USS Nimitz with most of the interior space re-designed to hold extra fuel

1. Zombies can't swim
2. Its loaded with hundreds of missles
3. It also carries a few nukes should you ever get bored and want to watch something go boom
4. It has jets
5. Its a god damn aircraft carrier dude!
6. MOTHERFUCKIN' NUKES!

Best possible answer imo. I will have remember this when the zombies come.

 

[fenrizz]

Melee:
A standard issue fireaxe
A mace
One "Rambo" knife

Ranged:
A scoped bolt action hunting rifle, Win .308
A double barrel 12 gauge shotgun (more reliable than a pump action)
An AK-47 (Looks cool, in case I have to impress other survivors)
2 revolvers, preferably 9mm Parabellum

 

[Amazigh]

A Doom Fortress and an Evil Genius Certificate, that way I can just throw generic redshirts at the Zombies until they are trapped behind a wall of corpses.

 

[Funkysandwich]

The Gravity gun from HL2 and a warehouse full of circular saw blades.