Zombie Plan!

[mattsipple4000]

I don't know if this is normal or just me but everywhere I go I'm always on the look out for somewhere to hide escape or just exist during a Zombie attack!

I have places all over the area I live where I can run to and hide! my old work place Holiday Inn giant roof narrow stairs easy hide away!

Local shopping centre.. . I'm sure everyone wants to hide there during so avoid!

I want to know if this kind of thing bothers others and if so what are your plans! if you don't want to share because you don't want us to steal your plan just say its confidential

I'm totally not joking when I say its always on my mind!

 

[mattsipple4000]

I guess I should add my Zombie Plan! here

Well I live in the UK just outside of London ! River Thames is just a few miles away so I'm getting to the river with as many people as I can take with me friends/family! we get a boat or what ever we can get out to sea! I'm sure there will be more people there and as its a seaside place there will be tons of food and blow up boats that will do for now! get out to sea and head south away from LONDON find better boat and supplies!

I guess we survive as long as we can eat and drink as little as possible so we can stay at sea!

 

[Kazelf]

There's a factory that my family owns. Basically, get a gun, fence it off, stock up and generally go insane and be badass.

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

I'm not normally 'That guy'... but seriously dude this has been done to death. Also the searchbar is there for a reason.

OT: Get really drunk... ALL THE TIME!

 

[mattsipple4000]

LOL! that's totally how I want to play it but I actually want to survive! I spend to long worrying about how they are going get me!

 

[Kazelf]

Probably not care. Zombies are weak, slow and take too long to multiply that they are not even a threat. Any zombie attack would be wiped out within a hour.

Well it really depends on the zombies, we talking Dawn of the Dead? 28 Days Later? The Walking Dead? Dead Set? Dead Zombies Dead Deader Dead?

 

[Sprinal]

I would head to the Country and then go and farm the land for food while gathering a strong fort with food stores and a largeish armoury

 

[Neverhoodian]

People, you don't need an elaborate plan to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. All you need is a yard, a few lawn mowers and lots of seeds.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

The multi-story car park in Cannock. It's a fucking maze to navigate for humans in the first place. Barricades at all entrances (probably cars) and there's a stairwell into the shopping centre there's our supllies.


At some point I'd have to put a group together to find a way to get to the US to see if my girlfriend made it out okay.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

State of the world: Normal
Step 1. Start the zombie apocalypse by raising the dead.

State of the world: Zombie Apocalypse
Step 2. Recruit the living into my undead legions of Doom.
State of the world: I rule the world with my Undead Legions Of Doom.

Step 3. Have my undead minions start mass producing robots before they're too decayed to be of any use.
Step 4. Have my robots mass produce more robots. (Keep doing this for the rest of the plan)

State of the world: Zombies are gone, I now have an army of robots.
Step 5. Have my robots build spacecraft.
Step 6. Take over the universe with my robotic army.
Step 6b. Replace my organic body with an immortal robotic one.

State of the world universe: I rule the universe.
Step 7. Find a way to go to other dimensions.
Step 8. Take over other dimensions.

State of the world universe things: I'm eternally taking over more dimensions.

 

[SPARTANXIII]

Did someone say ZOMBIE PLAN :

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Dawn of the Dead original or 2004?
28 Days Later were not zombies. Were rage infected humans.
Walking Dead are factory standard zombies.
Dead Set are basically Dawn 2004 zombies.
Besides, zombies do not run or jump or any of that bullshit. They are slow and mindless.

This. If anything it's more to do with how the infection spreads. If the infection hits the water supply then I'd say we'd be in trouble regardless of how the fuckers move.

 

[Xixikal]

Yeah, the sea is the ultimate goal but I've organised a survival group. We get my friend's truck, supplies and melee weapons (whipper snipper, pickaxe, shovel etc.), food and drive to the country. Where we wait it out... for a long long time... and eat kangaroos and stuff.

 

[mattsipple4000]

State of the world: Normal
Step 1. Start the zombie apocalypse by raising the dead.

State of the world: Zombie Apocalypse
Step 2. Recruit the living into my undead legions of Doom.
State of the world: I rule the world with my Undead Legions Of Doom.

Step 3. Have my undead minions start mass producing robots before they're too decayed to be of any use.
Step 4. Have my robots mass produce more robots. (Keep doing this for the rest of the plan)

State of the world: Zombies are gone, I now have an army of robots.
Step 5. Have my robots build spacecraft.
Step 6. Take over the universe with my robotic army.
Step 6b. Replace my organic body with an immortal robotic one.

State of the world universe: I rule the universe.
Step 7. Find a way to go to other dimensions.
Step 8. Take over other dimensions.

State of the world universe things: I'm eternally taking over more dimensions.

Wow you really think big don't you!
can you elaborate on step 1 please

 

[WolfThomas]

Well it really depends on the zombies, we talking Dawn of the Dead? 28 Days Later? The Walking Dead? Dead Set? Dead Zombies Dead Deader Dead?

If they're Crossed we're fucked.

 

[StormShaun]

Frankly I would fly to America, go to the pentagon and kill my self in and fire their anti zombie ray from their orbital weaponized satalite...

Or become the lone wanderer which means being able to lock pick, hack, fight with malee and fists and can shoot a ghoul from 5 miles away with a pistol and then I would kill every zombie, one bullet at a time...

 

[steevee]

Ensure I have a wide range of melee weapons. Pack my bag quickly. Throw on my zombie gear, double layer of jeans with ombats over the top, boots and shin pads. Leather jacket with combat jacket thrown over the top. Grab my gas mask, bike helmet and cricket helemt. Chuck it all in the car along with the planks, chicken wire, barbed wire and other fortification supplies I have. Roll on down to the other side of town, pick up the other guys and make a convoy. From there we move up to the Stately home just 10 miles away. Already got a big wall, fence, iron shutters, water supply and grounds large enough for farming. Plus it's big with out buildings and has a river running through it. Fortify that and start broadcasting. Give it a week or two, exhaust our supplies and we will venture back into the world. There are a multitude of factories and supermarkets within 10 miles, so grab what we can. Long term goal would be to hit the 3 Army bases within 20 miles and try and get some real weapons. That, plus hit the 3 rifle/gun shops/workshops I know about within the local area.

After the first couple of months? Rebuild. Incidently, I'd also hit the local libraries and army surplus stores after the first couple of months, assuming it's total apocolypse then try to start farming, and make contact with any other survivors. Maybe try to reclaim a few towns.

 

[idodo35]

People, you don't need an elaborate plan to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. All you need is a yard, a few lawn mowers and lots of seeds.

and an insane nabor with a shop in his trunk XD