Zombie Plans

[Fox_21]

Hello,
this is Public service Announcement To ask what is your zombie plan. A zombie plan is that of a plan for when Zombie take control of the earth. Mine for instances is to hide out in shopping center and kill any zombies who break in. Thank you for your time.

From Fox_21

p.s. A great man said "i don't have a zombie plan.....I have 37 zombie plans".

 

[Omikron009]

You're going to hide out in a shopping center? Bad idea. Anybody who's read the zombie survival guide would know that. I would probably go somewhere sparsely populated, and try and find an area that would be viable to defend. Good lines of sight, elevated, few entrances, access to clean water, and so on.

 

[Last Bullet]

Become a zombie, and find everyone else who posts in this thread because I know their plans. (Except maybe Omikron, that avatar is weirding me out a bit)

 

[Judgement101]

Get the chainsaw, the pistol, and the jeep. This should be fun.

 

[WolfThomas]

Of course you'd want to know my zombie plan. You're not getting it that easy.

 

[Gigaguy64]

The one i think has the best survival chance is to have a Fall Out shelter with Re-enforced doors, a Green House, water Purifier and Well, and several Generators.
A couple on land to collect Solar Energy and a few that use Gas.

Seams like an Easy spot to Defend if Zombies ever bot inside.

 

[Shockolate]

Grab my steel bat and bash some heads.

I didn't say it was a GOOD plan....

Slighty more serious answer, I have a close friend in the military, so maybe he'll hook me up with a weapon when we inevitably get trapped in a Left 4 Dead style fight for our lives.

 

[Souplex]

I would hide behind the search bar and throw repeat threads at them. Eventually they should all be dead.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Obtain a gun, bedroll, hatchet, and some basic provisions. Head deep into the mountains.

 

[blankedboy]

Get the chainsaw, the axe, and the sledgehammer. This should be fun.

Ah, yes. Good fun.

 

[shadow741]

Get a giant boat and load up an entire wal-mart into it and lots of guns of course.

 

[Lust]

I'll make this interesting and dumb:

I'm gonna eat the first zombie I see. Then, while still human, bite my friend. Survival's for the weak.

 

[IxionIndustries]

My plan is to learn Necromancy..

Who needs to be scared of zombies when there's a Lich on the loose?

 

[fenrizz]

You're going to hide out in a shopping center? Bad idea. Anybody who's read the zombie survival guide would know that. I would probably go somewhere sparsely populated, and try and find an area that would be viable to defend. Good lines of sight, elevated, few entrances, access to clean water, and so on.

I hear that.
When the zombies come, it's time to be a farmer again.

 

[IslandManJack]

Get a grappling hook. Find a 3 or so story building. Clear out all zombies in it. Destroy the steps leading to the ground floor. Make ocassional raids back into the town for supplies. When supplies get to low head out into the forest to live off the land until the rest of the zombies die off. Keep in mind that I would not be in a city but a small town. Low population means less zombies and more supplies.

 

[jackknife402]

Of course farming will be more challenging than you think. Most seeds you find these days are only viable for one season. This was made to make an advantage for both the farmer and the seed provider. The plants spent less time wasting energy on survival for the next generation, so they produced better and more fruit. The company profits because people keep coming back to them each year.

Even "organic" fruits and veggies are sometimes only single genesous.

 

[SPCF]

Well... I skimmed the Zombie Survival Guide...
So I guess I'll hide out in my house for a while, until the heat dies down, then go to the poles or w/e ON FOOT
(not a bike, since for some reason, I still don't know how to ride on yet >.<)

 

[Dxz5roxg]

I'd grab a couple of still living friends and enjoy the end of the world. They made it look fun in Zombieland why can't it be fun in real life to?

 

[enzilewulf]

Fuck it. I am going to become a zombie, get infected. Beats the hell out of being scared all the time. + they have zombie cookies