Zombie Plans
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I'm a very dangerous thing. A Canadian with a restricted arms permit. that means I have a 9mm and a 12 gua. shotgun next to my bed. I'm living in an apartment building with double layer steel doors and only two doors in or out. the staircase is easily barricaded. if the zombies start to emerge, I've mapped out the route to two grocery stores through the ravine, which is bottle necked in two strategic points and runs right next to my building. I've got 50 rounds for my pistol, 20 shells, a machete, two swords, highly sharpened, a mace, and a cattle prod for unruly civies. Oh, and a cigar for effect. Yeah, i'm prepared. Growing up i had a fear of zombies, so I got prepped just in case.
I would shoot myself in the head. Better to not even try and just end it all, if it came to that.
I would go to the nearest Lowes, buy every chainsaw they have, and make a gun that shoots chainsaws. Then, I would attatch the rest of the chainsaws to an army jeep, and go on some road rage. Also, I'd set all of the chainsaws on fire and set up a system of hoses that refuels them when nessecary, like aqua globes, except it's gasoline and it's powering flaming chainsaws.
If i had the manpower and money, i would build a fallout shelter underground. Make it spacious and have try to have some forms of entertainment like a DVD player, TV, Video Games, books ext. there is a guy named Jim Bakker who sells emergencie (spelling?) kits like food that could last one person a year, I think. a water filter that could turn a mud puddle into drinking water and so on. Maybe try to grow a mini garden with lights. try to stock up on medicine, vitamins, socks, underwear, clothes. Basiclly have an underground house. But if I was traveling i would try and go to this city i know that sells chainmail, get me some durable jeans,combat boot to protect my ankels and part of my legs, and a leather jacket. Layers would act like a shield incase a zombie trys to break your skin. My weapons would be (lets say i found a store that had anything i wanted) a 3 foot steel pipe with atheltic tape around the grip. MP5 w/silencer, and if i could carry it, a hunting rifle for long distace. If my plan has any flaws let me know please.
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*Cough* Ahh. The ole' zombie apocalypse, ay? Well. I have 4 Kali sticks. Plenty of Chef's knives. There's a gun store a mile down the road. Also, a Dicks' Sporting Good's shop about 2 miles down the road. So I got machetes, guns, etc. Then, find a small independent grocery store and hole up in there, until I find out if the country is basically fucked, or if the threat will be neutralized. If the country is fucked... I dunno. Fight for my right to party.
in my town we have a hardware shop where the walls are thick with concrete and the doors are pretty thick with steel. oh and its a hardware shop so axes, shovels and chainsaws and anything awesome.
Go to graveyards.
Raise the dead.
Use my army of zombies to take over the world.
Have zombies build robots before they(ve rotten too much to be of any use to me.
Have my army of robots and any remaining zombies build more robots.
Replace this meatbag body with a robot body.
Take over the Galaxy.
Take over the universe.
Take over other dimensions.
Achieve godhood.
Possibly afterwards:
Use my devine powers to:
create Duke Nukem Forever.
create Half-Life 2 episode 3.
create Dungeon Keeper 3!!!
start pointless but amusing wars between groups who worship me with a different name.
make it rain burning dogs.
EDIT: Of course, this plan is assuming I use zombies at all and don't immediately start with robots.
Raise the dead.
Use my army of zombies to take over the world.
Have zombies build robots before they(ve rotten too much to be of any use to me.
Have my army of robots and any remaining zombies build more robots.
Replace this meatbag body with a robot body.
Take over the Galaxy.
Take over the universe.
Take over other dimensions.
Achieve godhood.
Possibly afterwards:
Use my devine powers to:
create Duke Nukem Forever.
create Half-Life 2 episode 3.
create Dungeon Keeper 3!!!
start pointless but amusing wars between groups who worship me with a different name.
make it rain burning dogs.
EDIT: Of course, this plan is assuming I use zombies at all and don't immediately start with robots.
I'd move north with my family. Simple.
We (Me and my family) live in Sweden, and we have a very cold climate if you head north. Zombies will have a hard time chasing you there as they will probably suffer a hard case of hypothermia.
Only there will we find safekeeping. And when everything has returned back to normal (I heard bombing the living shit out of zombies kills them) we will return to our presumably bombed house and city.
Than we will help reconstruct a new society.
We (Me and my family) live in Sweden, and we have a very cold climate if you head north. Zombies will have a hard time chasing you there as they will probably suffer a hard case of hypothermia.
Only there will we find safekeeping. And when everything has returned back to normal (I heard bombing the living shit out of zombies kills them) we will return to our presumably bombed house and city.
Than we will help reconstruct a new society.
If the situation allows for it, I'd gather my family together on the second storey of my house with all our food, fill up the bathtubs and sinks with water, and destroy the staircase. And pray that it gets resolved quickly.
If I was stuck in the city and unable to get home, I'd probably go to the place where we have our LAN events. It's upstairs, one entrance only, which means only a few zombies could get in at a time if at all, and the people who usually hang out there probably have a few zombie fighting ideas. Unfortunately, given its location, there'd be masses of the undead. But there's a fire extinguisher and if I tried I could probably kill myself with that.
If I was stuck in the city and unable to get home, I'd probably go to the place where we have our LAN events. It's upstairs, one entrance only, which means only a few zombies could get in at a time if at all, and the people who usually hang out there probably have a few zombie fighting ideas. Unfortunately, given its location, there'd be masses of the undead. But there's a fire extinguisher and if I tried I could probably kill myself with that.
Someone's been watching RvB PSAs again.
My zombie plans go very much along the same lines as Sarge's. Of course, I need a replacement Grif, but I have people I know who will suffice.
My zombie plans go very much along the same lines as Sarge's. Of course, I need a replacement Grif, but I have people I know who will suffice.
Of course he has, how else is he going to know about zombie plans. oh and its Blue Vs Red it sounds silly when you say it backwardsLord Mountbatten Reborn said:
OT: i have a solid zombie plan, it involves me and 19 other people a place with one way in and another way out. thats all im saying incase someone trys to eat me when they turn.
Use this:
as my Bible.
So I should:
Get a weapon, preferable bolt/lever/pump action or semiautomatic, a large amount of supplies, a team, and a safe environment.
So I should:
Get a weapon, preferable bolt/lever/pump action or semiautomatic, a large amount of supplies, a team, and a safe environment.
Don't know why, but this really cracked me up. Maybe it was the mental image of it.Souplex said:
OT: I have read the Zombie Survival Guide, so I'm sure I'll...die. Pretty much straight away. My plan is to scream like a girl, until someone helps me.