Zombie Strippers, perhaps?

[Sib]

You heard me, zombie...strippers.

Is this or is it not the best movie idea EVAR, it has 2 awesome things, strippers and zombies, mesh them together and we have something epic.

No, I'm not kidding:
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/zombiestrippers/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQCDfIe38

So, my fellow Escapists, how does this rate on your scale of win?

 

[GloatingSwine]

Zombie Cheerleaders in the video for Hard Rock Hallelujah are better.

 

[Melaisis]

Zombie Cheerleaders in the video for Hard Rock Hallelujah are better.

Truth; at least they actually look like zombies. Besides, you can't compare the movie industry to Lordi - they're far superior.

 

[LV Solace]

zombie....strippers? thats very special although jenna jameson, thumbs up.

 

[John Galt]

Something tells me this won't turn out...pleasant. Planet Terror did the right thing and made the strippers fight the zombies, but when the strippers are the zombies, then you've got a recipe for being ridiculed by everyone who sees that on your DVD shelf.

 

[stompy]

Well... I believe that some idea along this vein, in which a virus spread around through sex, and turned everyone into sex- crazed zombies, was brought up in the Zombie Survival Guide thread, and I also believe it was given the thumbs-up for a B-grade porno... Not that I was paying attention or anything...

 

[propertyofcobra]

Zombie Strippers = You're supposed to find them hot.
Anyone who finds zombies hot = Needs brain adjusted with 12 gauge buckshot.
Ergo...
Inventors of Zombie strippers = Needs brain adjusted with 12 gauge buckshot.

 

[Larenxis]

This movie should've had good actors. Like top A grade. That would be great. And maybe Simon Pegg thrown in at some point.

 

[PurpleRain]

I was poked in the eye by a stripper once. True story. Luckly it wasn't a zombie though, otherwise I wouldn't be writing all this. Probably munching on some dog somewhere.

 

[Voodoo Child]

I think I speak for many people when I say "For the love of God and all that is holy, why?!"

 

[PurpleRain]

Oh and PurpleRain where exactly were you poked and with what? ^_-
It wasn't a thai strip club was it cause you do know most of them are dudes... hot dudes but even so.

Some lady poked me in the eye by accedent. At least I hope it was. I didn't beat any of HER hoes. Not to my knowledge anyway.

 

[Logan Westbrook]

That looks like a terrible movie. However, it may be so terrible that it becomes awesome again.

 

[Fire Daemon]

This movie should've had good actors. Like top A grade. That would be great. And maybe Simon Pegg thrown in at some point.

Maybe Simon Pegg could have played one of the strippers, now that would be comedic gold.

I think I'll see this movie. Too long have I been waiting for a Zombie Strippers movie.

 

[JakubK666]

Zombie Strippers!?

 

[Sib]

That looks like a terrible movie. However, it may be so terrible that it becomes awesome again.

That's all we're gambling on, I hope that it's less zombie flesh munching Dawn of the Dead style, more strippers with shotguns

 

[Najal]

when i saw that trailer as the cinema i turned to my friend next to me and we agreed that it was the worst concept for a film since "In the Name of the King".

Its as if people were in a board room thinking up the plot of the next pre-packaged money-grabbing project and one person said "so what do people like movies about?"

Two other people then relied "Zombies" and "Strippers" but then for some reason they made the film anyway.

Also: if anywhere in that film a zombie stripper gets decapitated and one of the other strippers says "hey girl, don't lose your head" i will actually hunt down the directors and force-feed them razor blades.

 

[paddy_soldier]

That looks like a terrible movie. However, it may be so terrible that it becomes awesome again.

I agree.

Thats just my biblical view, and also that looks like such a moronic and dumb guy thing to watch.
I am male, but I dont feel the need to fulfill the jock-mentality; you must love boobs, guns and sports to be male.

Im straight lol, but I dont try to get chicks drunk so I can get them in bed, I dont mind shooting but I dont carry a gun on me to the bathroom lol, I love sports; freo dockers (unfortunately) and the dallas cowboys are my teams, but I dont think you have to be a "lets watch sports now, all the time, what you dont wanna watch sports? wth fag?" kinda guy

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Zombie Strippers=More Epic Fail than "In the name of the King" or whatever Uwe Bowl's last bomb was called.
(Just goes to show you people will give someone money for anything these days...Where's my gun?)

you have no idea how a b horror film is supposed to be, it's NOT supposed to be a good movie or have good acting

look at night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, they are BAD movie beyond the fact they are considered classic horror films. re-animator is in the same pile and so does the evil dead series.

the genre the movie is in they aren't supposed to be "good" movies they are supposed to be filled with cheese and bad acting and such, that's what makes them so good is they're so bad

personally my fav one to watch recently was teeth, even better than this one, only way to describe it is vagina dentata

http://www.teethmovie.com/