Zombies/aliens/terrorists attack..what's in the same room as you which you can defend yourself with?

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Tharwen

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A crossbow made of k'nex. It's actually pretty dangerous.

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Shoqiyqa

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Axe, I think, pliers and several screwdrivers, one workman's knife, some large scissors, a hacksaw, a hammer ... *looks around* ... .22 rifle, some bottles, my hands and feet, some heavy telephone directories ... the bin, perhaps, ...

... not necessarily in that order.
 

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So far, my original xbox is looking the most dangerous....damn this this is heavy!

*climbs inside disk tray*

wow this IS roomy!
 

The Eggplant

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Well, I'm currently in the kitchen, sooo...a hatchet, a cleaver, a handful of smaller but no less efficient cutting knives, chairs, and a yardstick.

If I'm allowed to dash about fifteen feet into my room, though, I suddenly have a Chinese dao, a pair of Indian punch daggers, a machete, and a Sig Sauer P226 Elite. On the whole, I think I'd risk the transit.
 

Wadders

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Errm.

I have my Bokken for Aikido, a Stanley Knife I use at work, and a pen knife in my room. And an airsoft gun with a flat battery :p

I have my old mobile phone in a drawer. If thrown that could probably do damage, it's a fucking brick.

Downstairs I have a 12 gauge O/U shotgun :D
 

Koeryn

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Let's see... Multiple musical instruments... Crowbar... couple swords, lots of knives... a .30-06 (and ammo), belts, chairs. Airsoftguns (the M500 I have is WONDERFULLY solid, thanks to it's steel and wood construction, would be great to hit people with). Guitar cables, books, pistol case, hockey puck, pewter mug, jade dragon, martial arts trophy for sparring (the only first place I got in sparring, and it was against a girl with a twisted ankle who'd stomped me every tournament before that and even with the twisted ankle was able to beat everyone else. Worst win in my life). DVDs wouldn't help I don't think... so I think that's pretty much it. Oh, and a hand carved staff made out of a white vitex branch. It doesn't weigh hardly anything, but it's pretty damned strong and I'm pretty sure I could hurt someone with it.

...I just realized I'm sort of a dangerous person.
 

Koeryn

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The Eggplant said:
Well, I'm currently in the kitchen, sooo...a hatchet, a cleaver, a handful of smaller but no less efficient cutting knives, chairs, and a yardstick.

If I'm allowed to dash about fifteen feet into my room, though, I suddenly have a Chinese dao, a pair of Indian punch daggers, a machete, and a Sig Sauer P226 Elite. On the whole, I think I'd risk the transit.
.40S&W? Railed? How's that shoot?
 

The Eggplant

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HG131 said:
The Eggplant said:
Well, I'm currently in the kitchen, sooo...a hatchet, a cleaver, a handful of smaller but no less efficient cutting knives, chairs, and a yardstick.

If I'm allowed to dash about fifteen feet into my room, though, I suddenly have a Chinese dao, a pair of Indian punch daggers, a machete, and a Sig Sauer P226 Elite. On the whole, I think I'd risk the transit.
Holy crap! Note to self, find where you live and go there in a Zombie Apocalypse.
So long as you bring snacks, I'll do my best homicidal maniac impression. Which is fairly convincing, since I've trained pretty extensively with all of those little toys.
 

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I've got 2 katanas (which I actually know how to use) 4 wooden katanas, 1 wooden broadsword, 1 hockey stick, 1 wooden staff, and about 30 nerf guns. The nerf guns are mostly irrelevant but all the same.
 

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Tharwen said:
A crossbow made of k'nex. It's actually pretty dangerous.

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Congrats on 5500, NOW DO 4500 more!

but anyway, my own room I got a helmet, a wooden shield, two arm bands, and a sword. Sure, it's a Katana, sheet metal arm bands, a wooden shield with the english flag on it, and a greek helmet, but if there are Zombie Alien Terrorists attacking I'm going to need them all