Zombies: Are they real or am I losing my mind?

[DesiPrinceX09]

Looks like somebody has been watching too many zombie movies. I don't think you're crazy but I think you are taking the whole zombie thing too seriously

Like I said, it was probably me over analyzing, but isn't that how zombie movies start? A few infected, and no one believes it till their face is being chewed off.

Yes, that is indeed how they start (or most of them anyways), but as another before me said; zombies and the apocolypse that goes with them are a fantasy of gamers, movie lovers, and social outcasts. That being said, where do you suppose people got the idea for zombie related movies anyway? From seeing stuff like what you saw and developed it with their imagination. It's not over analyzing it's analyzing with your imagination and fantasies based on stuff you saw in movies and such instead of analyzing rationally based on real stuff that it could be in order to find an explanation for the things you saw (and I'm sure they were weird). Nothing wrong with that just don't take it too seriously unless of course there is somebody actually getting their face chewed off.

 

[Westaway]

Time hoard ammo? Dude, that time was months ago. If you don't already have some in your attic you are screwed.

 

[Torque669]

You better take care of the Zombie infestation right there before it spreads.

If it ever reaches Europe, we're all screwed. WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BUY WEAPONS HERE!

Maybe I can get my hands on a chainsaw...

Well you can get weaponry quite cheaply in countries like Sweden and if zombies were in Europe, Martial law would probably be announced and somebody would find a way to sell weapons for supplies.

Also Im more scared of Spiders. The Spiders in my town keep getting bigger and bigger and I havent seen a small one in months, nay years ... It wont be long before my city turns into a copy of the town in Eight Legged Freaks.

 

[Upbeat Zombie]

Guess Ill go to my local mall and try to barricade it up before its overrun.=/

 

[SuccessAndBiscuts]

Gotta love how we are all making jokes about this.

Would be really embarrassing if it turned out to be real, egg blood on our collective face or what?

On the plus side few people would ever be aware of the day we failed to listen.

 

[Infernai]

*Grabs axe* Ok, I'll go hold out at the pub.....and wait for it ALL to blow over. You know, like in that one movie.

 

[Overlordjack]

seconded. but it doesn't hurt to get a few speed loaders ready.

 

[greenflash]

The time is now!
ps. you should try to use fire on one and see what it says.

 

[Tiny116]

time to round up my ammo.
Wait....I'm an English City guy.....I'm fucked

Pretty much with you there mate. If england gets attacked by zombies we're gonna have to do it shawn of the dead stile. WITH CRIKETS BATS.

OT: I think you've even watched to many zombie movies or over reacting. Either way it's better to stock up now then wait until it actualy happens.

he he.
I think i prefer snooker ques to a little Queen myself XD

 

[Yoshemo]

I think you mistook the Mtv channel for your front window

 

[C95J]

uh oh...

...

The time has come.

 

[imaloony]

You can take those zombies! Go out there with a chainsaw and tear them to bits!*

*Warning: Do not actually try this. Those a probably very drunk/high/stupid people and killing them will net you life in prison. Remember kids, it's only murder if they're still alive!

 

[greenflash]

so it finally came. *loads shotgun*

I just wanna tell you guys......I love you all!
COWABUNGA!!! ZOMBIE BITCHES!

Hold on! *graps a sword*

Wait for me!!!

Wait for me too!! *grabs home made explosives*

GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!

can i come i know how to turn house hold objects into weapon and i have some old sword i hang on the walls

 

[Madara XIII]

Well judging from a majority of society (65% at most) I'd say Zombies are definitely real

 

[Boom129]

there are zombies, however you are losing your mind nonetheless

 

[Ampersand]

They sound like hoodies to me, not at all uncommon in Dublin. Fortunately the protocols for dealing with hoodies and the living dead are more or less the same.
Do me a favor and keep us apprised of the situation.

 

[TheLefty]

My neighbor, usually a live wire, was acting very slow, and he was bleeding a little bit from the corner of his mouth. I know he could have been in need of dire medical attention, but I just ran home.

WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE!?

On topic, I doubt it. Your neighbor was probably sick, and the people you saw might have been drunk or something. Depending on where you live morning drunks may be more or less common.

 

[greenflash]

Zombies aren't real.

Santa Clause is a lie.

Elections are just for show.

&

In 2012 is just going to be another boring year.

wow your life must be sad